00:03I mean, it wasn't quite Powerball odds, but still.
00:06It was kind of a freaky thing, yeah.
00:11You want to explain the White Elephant game?
00:12Yeah, the White Elephant, everybody brings a gift wrapped, so you don't know what it is.
00:16You put it in a big pile.
00:17Then you draw numbers around the table, one through nine.
00:20In our case, there were nine of us there.
00:22The first person who has number one picks the first gift.
00:26That's their gift.
00:27Number two picks another gift.
00:28They can either take that one or they can steal number one's gift if they prefer that.
00:34So the latter picker gets to steal the gift before them.
00:38Yes.
00:39If they want it.
00:40If you are number nine, you can have your pick of any gift at the party.
00:44So the item of note here is that Fester apparently found a Derek Jeter collectible 1998 series action figure doll on Facebook Marketplace.
00:57Yeah, I found it.
00:58And you drove up to Holiday or...
01:00What?
01:01I drove to Spring Hill to get it.
01:02He drove to Spring Hill to get this Derek Jeter unopened toy from 1998.
01:08And of course, the deal is, is that Roxanne's fiancee, Dig Dug, grew up with Derek Jeter, their childhood friends.
01:17And Fester finds this Derek Jeter doll and brings it.
01:22It's wrapped.
01:23Doug actually randomly picks Fester's gift.
01:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up.
01:29Yes.
01:30What did he pick first, randomly?
01:32When we drew the numbers.
01:34Oh, he was number two.
01:36And of course, Derek Jeter was number two.
01:38So Dig Dug picks the number two, which happens to be Derek Jeter's number, then picks Fester's gift, which is a Derek Jeter doll.
01:46It's meant to be.
01:47And I mean, that was pretty, that's incredible.
01:50That's how, I was hoping Doug would get it.
01:51It just kind of worked out that way.
01:53I mean, it wasn't quite Powerball odds, but still.
01:56It was kind of a freaky thing, yeah.
01:58The doll looks just like, the face doesn't look that much like Derek.
02:03It looks nothing like Derek Jeter.
02:04It just looks like a regular white dude.
02:06Well, it goes to show you the differences in packaging from 1998 to now.
02:09Because if they would have got away with it now, they would have hung this company for putting up this generic, honky baseball player with no redeeming features and say, oh, it's Derek Jeter.
02:20Looks nothing like it.
02:21It's the worst doll ever.
02:22It's the worst doll.
02:24I didn't even take a picture of it.
02:25What did you pay for that thing?
02:27$20.
02:28I didn't even get out of my car.
02:29I just pulled up to the lady's house.
02:31Did you honk the horn?
02:32She was outside already.
02:33Because I told her I was on my way.
02:35I told her about exactly what time I'd be there, and I got there a couple minutes later.
02:38What did you say?
02:39Am I coming into your Buffalo Bill psycho house?
