Plead The Fifth: Who's The Hottest News Anchor In Town?

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00:00Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY.

00:02Now, who's taking the stand?

00:04Meredith is such a weirdo.

00:05Why am I weird?

00:06I don't know.

00:07I'm stretching out my neck.

00:10Stretching out your neck.

00:11Yeah.

00:11Yeah, she's over here rubbing her beard or whatever.

00:14I don't know what it is.

00:15This is not my best angle when we shoot this video, so I need to make sure that things look semi-decent.

00:24That is hilarious.

00:25All right, so Plead the Fifth is here, and Davi is the culprit.

00:31Come on with it.

00:32You are ready.

00:33I am ready today.

00:34All right, so we got three questions coming from the room, three questions coming from the audience.

00:38He has one pass and one boomerang where he can send one answer that he answered the question.

00:44One question back to the room.

00:45Dímelo mi gente.

00:46All right, Meredith, you're first in the clockwise.

00:49What does that mean?

00:49That means come on, my people.

00:50Okay.

00:51Give it to me.

00:52Okay, so we've talked about us all enjoying ourselves in private before, and you're very anti.

01:00He's like, I don't do that.

01:01I'd rather have fun with my girl or at least have sex, right?

01:06Yeah.

01:06Well, when you were a young man and you first discovered yourself, I'm sure you did.

01:11For sure.

01:12Okay, so I want to know.

01:13Yeah.

01:14Okay, cool.

01:15We're on the same page.

01:16All right, good.

01:17I didn't even know if he would even have it thought.

01:18Yeah.

01:19My question is, what's the most times you've ever done it in one day?

01:27Four.

01:27My record stands at four.

01:29That was four times.

01:31Yeah.

01:32Yeah, four times.

01:33Four times in a day.

01:35You remember it so clearly.

01:36Yeah, yeah.

01:37That was my high score.

01:38You got to remember.

01:41Yeah.

01:41Yeah, because the record was three for a while, and then one day, I think I woke up early.

01:47I got one more early.

01:47Yeah, I think I got a nap in the middle of the day.

01:50You got the day off from school.

01:52No one's home.

01:53Five was just dust.

01:55Beat that.

01:56Yeah, I got nothing else.

01:59Wow.

01:59Okay.

02:00Four.

02:01Four.

02:01High score four.

02:02Yes, sir.

02:03All right.

02:03Buck Nasty.

02:04You're up next.

02:05What you got?

02:06All right, Dobby, so recently, well, actually, you and your girlfriend, you live together

02:11right now.

02:11We do.

02:12Everything's pretty equal.

02:14But recently, you went out and you bought a house.

02:17I did not.

02:17I put an offer in on a house and fell through.

02:19Okay, same thing.

02:20Same thing.

02:21Same thing.

02:22But the point is, you didn't tell her.

02:25You didn't let her see it.

02:26Okay.

02:27You just told her, hey, there's our house.

02:29We're going to move in.

02:30This is true.

02:30I want to know.

02:33I want to know.

02:34How the hell you get around with it.

02:35What would you do if she did that to you today?

02:39If you got home from work and she said, honey, we moved.

02:42Guess what?

02:42You put an order on that and it didn't fall.

02:45It fell through.

02:46So I got us one.

02:47Yep.

02:48Okay.

02:49So I think it's a little different.

02:55Would you trust her decision making?

02:58I would trust her decision making.

03:00The thing about my girl is from small purchases to big purchases, money usually isn't really

03:07a factor.

03:08She's one of those, like, I really like it.

03:11I'll check the price tag at the register type thing.

03:15Right.

03:15So with that said, I would not trust her to make that decision by herself, especially because

03:23I'm probably going to end up paying for the vast majority of it.

03:28And in my own defense.

03:30Is she cussing in Spanish when she's listening right now?

03:33Probably.

03:34But in my own defense, I tried to get her to go to the showing when I went to walk through

03:41said house.

03:42And in this market, you really can't drag your feet.

03:45If you like it, I put an offer in on it a couple hours after I checked it out, and she

03:51wouldn't have been able to see it for a couple days.

03:53So there just wasn't time.

03:55Ideally, we would both go together.

03:58But yeah, to answer your question, I think she couldn't make that call.

04:03Not possible.

04:04Okay.

04:05Not possible.

04:06I don't think so.

04:07Wow.

04:08Okay.

04:09All right.

04:10Let's see.

04:10Davi.

04:11DML.

04:11I wrote down two this morning, because Meredith was whispering, you know, behind Buck was

04:16like, I'm like, I didn't have a good one.

04:18So I have two categories.

04:22Okay.

04:23Oh, I get to pick?

04:24Yeah.

04:26No, I ain't going to let you pick.

04:27All right.

04:28Here it is.

04:28All right.

04:29Tell me if you got a hall pass for any morning news personality in town, who would be the person

04:41you would holler at?

04:42So I know I shouldn't answer this, but I might.

04:50This is hypothetical.

04:52Right?

04:52You know.

04:52This is hypothetically speaking, but you can tap out if you want.

04:55Well, there's two that come to mind.

04:58There's two?

04:59You can shout them both out if you want to.

05:02No, I probably only shot one out.

05:04But I'm also thinking about pleading the fence.

05:09You don't want that out there in them streets, do you?

05:12Probably.

05:15I wish I had more time to think about this.

05:18Probably.

05:19So there is somebody.

05:21There's two.

05:26And it goes back and forth.

05:28Okay.

05:28How does that work?

05:29Depending on what they wear.

05:32Depending on what they wear.

05:33It's on a news day.

05:36Probably Jasmine Styles.

05:42It's Monday.

05:43Shout out to Jasmine Styles.

05:44Oh, my God.

05:46ABC Action News.

05:47Yeah.

05:47Jasmine Styles.

05:48All right.

05:49She's kind of killing it.

05:50Okay.

05:51All right.

05:51Wow.

05:51You didn't tap out.

05:52No.

05:53I'm very sure.

05:54I wonder who the other one is.

05:55I should have.

05:55Yeah, we got to find out who the other one is.

06:00When was the last time?

06:04It says, when was the last time you fired a firearm?

06:08Oh.

06:13You looked at him like, am I allowed to say this?

06:15Yeah.

06:16The last time I.

06:18Oh, man.

06:21Okay.

06:22Boy, you look tight, tight.

06:24I'll tell y'all.

06:25I let that thing off on 4th of July.

06:30No.

06:31I let it off.

06:32Yes, I did.

06:33I sure did.

06:34I let that thing off on 4th of July.

06:37Where?

06:38I live.

06:40There's certain stuff you're not supposed to say.

06:43But I live right by the water.

06:44I shot it in the water.

06:46Were you aiming for the water?

06:47Yeah.

06:47That's not what happens when you shoot it in the air.

06:50I was pointing towards the water.

06:51I let it off, too.

06:52God.

06:53I really did.

06:54How many rounds?

06:56All of them, man.

06:57All of them.

06:58All the rounds.

06:58Did you say an AR?

06:59Yeah.

07:01Oh, man.

07:01The poor fish.

07:02He said an AR.

07:02The poor fish.

07:05You got coral down there just like, ouch, ouch.

07:08Oh, my God.

07:09Yes, I did.

07:10My God.

07:11What?

07:11I let that thing off.

07:14The poor fish and wildlife is going to be out here.

07:18For real.

07:19No one wants to be your neighbor.

07:22We living next to Shoe.

07:24Oh, man.

07:24What the hell?

07:26All right, Dobby.

07:27Dobby, you cannot participate in this game anymore.

07:30We've learned way too much about you.

07:32Dobby, you have tattoos all over your body.

07:34For $10 million, would you tattoo six?

07:37Probably.

07:41He's like, yep.

07:43Would you tattoo 666 across your forehead?

07:47No, no, no.

07:47In plain?

07:48Oh, see?

07:49See?

07:49You answered it too fast.

07:50Across my forehead, no.

07:51I'm not tattooing anything across my forehead.

07:53No face tattoos for you?

07:54No.

07:55Across my forehead.

07:56No, I'm not doing 666 across my forehead.

08:00That's horrible.

08:02Now, somewhere I can hide.

08:04Okay, all right.

08:05Would you put anything on your face for $10 million?

08:08On my face?

08:09Yeah.

08:09Yes.

08:10Really?

08:11But not across my forehead.

08:12Oh.

08:13Like, something smaller.

08:16In the corner of your eye.

08:16But your face isn't off limits yet?

08:19Are you going to go there?

08:20I don't think I'm going to go there.

08:22But for $10 million?

08:23For $10 million, I'd go there.

08:24I'd go there for $10 million.

08:25But not across my forehead.

08:26I don't care what it is.

08:27All right.

08:28Dobby.

08:28You ready?

08:29This is going on for a long time.

08:30This is the last one.

08:31Last one.

08:33Okay.

08:34This just came in.

08:35Okay.

08:36Besides Jasmine, who is the other acre in town you would want to have sex with?

08:45Wow.

08:45You know what?

08:46Wow.

08:48That's an actually good question.

08:50He said it was two.

08:51It is two.

08:52Yeah.

08:52It is two?

08:53It is two.

08:54Yeah.

08:55If you had to give a hierarchy of the two.

08:58No, they change all the time.

09:00But who's currently in the lead?

09:02Jasmine.

09:02Jasmine is in the lead?

09:03You got number one today.

09:04But who was in the lead before her?

09:06I plead the fifth.

09:08What?

09:09I don't want to give out all the info.

09:12Are you sure?

09:13Yeah.

09:13I think so.

09:15I plead the fifth.

09:17I plead the fifth.

09:19Five.

09:20One, two, three, four.

09:21Five.

09:21Because you know what?

09:23I've dropped her name maybe once or twice before.

09:27I don't want to give it too much time.

09:28I don't want to get their ratings up too high or anything like that.

09:32I still want to be eligible to DJ the Christmas party.

09:37All right.

09:38All right.

09:38Wow.

09:39Okay.

09:39All right.

09:40That was a lot.

09:41That was a lot.

09:41Okay.

09:41You was bobbing and weaving, boy.

09:43I want to know about your high score.

09:51Your personal best.

09:52Yeah, your personal best.

09:54One day.

09:54In a 24-hour period.

09:55In a 24-hour period, how many times your personal best that you cranked it out?

10:00I didn't discover this until I was in college, by the way.

10:03So I was a little bit of a late bloomer.

10:04But my best is five in one day.

10:07Wow.

10:08Yeah.

10:09Yeah.

10:09Good job.

10:10Yeah.

10:11And I know that immediately, unfortunately.

10:13Yeah.

10:13That's a number that you hold on to.

10:16Yeah.

10:16For me, I mean, I never got past one on my own.

10:25For me doing it all by myself, I never got past one.

10:30I was shown one day by someone how it can go more than one.

10:35But for me on my own, I was like, yo, one.

10:37One and done?

10:38One and done.

10:38I'm good.

10:39In a 24-hour period?

10:41He didn't say back to back to back to back.

10:44Yeah.

10:44In a whole day.

10:46Oh, I know.

10:47You're sick as home.

10:48Your personal best is one.

10:50You are lazy.

10:52You did one, and I was like, okay, go on with my day.

10:55No.

10:56Oh, no.

10:56We got to come back.

10:58Let's see.

10:59I mean, probably.

11:01Oh, you know.

11:02I mean, I'm definitely above five.

11:05Wow.

11:06Yeah.

11:07I'm definitely above five.

11:08There have been certain bouts in my life where I've been up above five.

11:13Right, right.

11:13You're hydrated.

11:14Yeah.

11:15Yeah, I was drinking gallons of water.

11:18Like, no, when I first discovered it, it was maddening.

11:21I was like, it was like two times before school.

11:22This is amazing.

11:23Two times before bed.

11:24Yeah.

11:24So it was like one time, if I can get it in the middle.

11:27I remember when I worked at my dad's gas station.

11:31And I was like so, like, new to it that I was just like, all right, I got to go to the bathroom.

11:38Like, there's some lady in the sun dress.

11:41You know, like, yeah, I got to go.

11:42Oh, my God.

11:43I might have been 13.

11:44At work.

11:44You know what I'm saying?

11:45Like, yeah.

11:45Wow.

11:47So you got to pick a number, though.

11:48It's above five.

11:49Six.

11:50Okay.

11:50I would say six.

11:51Okay.

11:51I don't remember exactly, but I know six definitely is in there.

11:55So does that make you the winner or loser?

11:57It might be a seven.

11:58Yeah.

11:59I don't know.

11:59I think I might be a loser.

12:01I don't understand.

12:02All right.

12:02I think that is officially all of the please.

12:05Orlando and the freak show.

12:06You have survived.

12:07Oh, barely.

12:08Until your girl comes home and is like, we need to talk.

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