Road Trip Horror Stories

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about road trip horror stories after a listener shared his story about being followed by a man for miles after getting propositioned in a rest stop bathroom.

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00:00what's your road trip horror story have you had something bad happen this summer out on the roads

00:10this guy said we had quite an experience buddy pulled over at a rest stop to poop

00:15guy walks up and says i'd like to suck your d oh well my buddy freaks out walks away and leaves

00:24so we're about 20 miles away from home now the guy starts following for miles my buddy is so

00:33weirded out he drives past his house because he was afraid the guy would follow him yeah he was

00:38finally able to lose him in the rural roads scary i would have driven just like right to some kind of

00:45police yeah is that a rock-sucking killer well think about if i was on the side i did a little

00:53bit of this stuff in the rest area and i take a chance on you and i want to do some crazy things

00:59and then uh and you're like no get out of here and i'm like wait a second he's gonna tell

01:06he's gonna tell somebody that that i'm here and i'm doing this so you gotta go you gotta go

01:14because you don't hear like a glory hall turned murder usually i think you don't hear about him

01:23but i bet they do turns him down it's probably happened once or twice those bodies of the missing

01:28i hope we got to poop in the you know what i'm not i'm holding it i'm gonna hold it

01:36it's funny or maybe i hope that i hope they yeah i'm indifferent to whether or not well i mean

01:42otherwise you poop yourself right now you're worried and nervous and you gotta poop real bad

01:48i hope i this is what i hope i hope he asked him to pleasure him after he was done all of his

01:58bathroom stuff so he'd already finished and then the guy on his way out as he's washing his hands

02:02the guy hey pardon me i'd like to suck your blank get in line you're not the only one yeah

02:07especially at this rest area what a fool to turn it down

02:11what was he thinking yeah um i was just yelled at by a family of amish

02:18and a miniature person at an illinois toll booth i thought i was dreaming

02:23i don't know if they like being called miniature people well i tried to make it better from what they

02:29say that okay okay yeah i thought it was them i was like i don't know yeah no that was me

02:34that's dave that's dave that's dave i'll make it better make it better got yelled at by some

02:41amish people yeah and a miniature person and a miniature person i don't know holding up the

02:47line or something at the toll booth yeah so the amish were in their horse and buggy they still go

02:52through the toll sure they gotta pay toll if they i've never seen them at a toll i've never seen

02:56that either i know like what is he doing on the highway i don't know i believe the little person

03:02was driving the amish family in the van so i think he was like their driver yeah he's not a part of

03:09the whole thing no yeah he's just getting the amish family from point a to point b there is there's

03:15some time kind of like are they not amish amish uber

03:19they had to be methanites or something

03:36i'll come pick you up we need to get somewhere but we can't take our horse and buggy on the freeway

03:43who do we call we need a miniature person you can't move it miniature person with a van oh man

03:48um let's go to let's go to mike in boston we're talking about your road trip horror story what's

03:55happened to you mike hey so me and a couple of my buddies we decided to take a road trip to uh

04:00california and we ended up at this bar and we were there for most of the night so we come walking

04:04outside and we get up to our car and we see there's a guy inside of it so we don't know what's

04:09going on so we go walking over to the car and every door's locked so we can't even get in so we're

04:15yelling at the guy on the inside it turns out there was a there was a drug addict inside of our car

04:21and he locked himself in so we're sitting there yelling at him screaming at him to get out and

04:26out of nowhere he proceeds to start taking off all of his clothes inside the car he's in your car

04:32he literally starts taking his clothes off and he keeps putting his face up against the glass

04:39and he keeps yelling at us i'm going to hershey park pennsylvania i'm going to hershey park pennsylvania

04:46so now we end up calling the police and after about 45 minutes the police finally get into the car

04:55and they get the guy out but he left his mark because he peed all inside the car

05:01oh yeah you knew he would well that's bad but better than the scat man right yeah yes yeah it is it's not

05:07much though you don't want a naked drug addict in your car right doing whatever they're doing

05:13no that's unfortunate that's i don't want his face all up on the window

05:17this person said i was doing a service call for a drain issue at a rest stop i had to work in the

05:25women's room so i had to close the restroom down but a woman actually came up to me and said

05:29i want you to watch me pee oh boy all right okay well it all depends i'm assuming it's not the best

05:39looking lady at the rest stop yeah bro wants to see that yeah that's exactly right watch me pee

05:44hold on it takes a minute to get started oh no oh goodness it's interesting oh wow it's more of a

05:54dribble it's a loose stream um this one said on our road trip we stopped at a rest stop near

06:03connecticut walking back to my truck i heard a sound something like someone was being

06:08injured so i ran over to the noise a five trucker gangbang was happening behind the rest stop

06:17five trucker gangbang one said it's a band hey boy you want to join i hightailed it right out oh yeah

06:25no it's right there no like i understand you hear something you're hearing a like a moan hearing like

06:32what seems like someone's in pain right it's just from the trucker so you're

06:37your instinct is to go help but man sometimes yeah i mean i'd just be like i think i hear five

06:44truckers having sex

06:45i believe that's the sound of five truckers banging you hear that

06:52that ain't nightingales thankfully none of us have ever heard the sounds of five truckers having

07:10sex before i bet if you hear it one time you'll never forget it you'll never forget it this unfortunate

07:15man has yeah but thought it was someone being injured and and maybe they were i think injured

07:22in the way they wanted to be a painful injury right yeah if you will

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