MJ Morning Show Froggy Fall Series: Table Jump

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00:01Are you ready, Skrizzle?

00:04I'm ready. This is a little different beat.

00:06Me and my partner, Big Lou, worked on.

00:07It has a little more of a hip-hop feel.

00:09Ooh, I like it.

00:10Not really.

00:10So, tell me how this is going to go.

00:12You're going to do your song?

00:14I'm going to do my song.

00:15And then we have a big stunt coming.

00:16Yeah, that's usually how it goes.

00:17All right.

00:18Are you getting wise with me?

00:20You being a wise athlete, Skrizzle?

00:22What a toilet.

00:23All right, let's go.

00:24Ladies and gentlemen, it is 8.32.

00:27This is Q105.

00:28It's the return of the MJ Morning Show.

00:30And this will be, is this the third one now?

00:32Yeah, the first song was about my breath.

00:34The second song was the hot sauce.

00:36The hot studio, yep.

00:37And now Halloween, apparently.

00:40Lady, what do you call yourself?

00:43Your Skrizzle, the lead singer of the flying?

00:46School of Tadpoles.

00:46I was going to say flying Tadpoles.

00:48School of Tadpoles.

00:49Flying Tadpoles, that would be stupid.

00:51All right.

00:53Are you ready?

00:54I'm ready.

00:54Let's do it, baby.

00:55You want to give me a count?

00:56Introduce me.

00:57And then, folks, remember, wait for the end, because there's going to be some kind of a

01:01stunt at the end of the song.

01:03I'll tell you right now, there is a table.

01:06I see a very large, large pumpkin carved as a jack-o-lantern.

01:11And I see a six-foot green fiberglass ladder.

01:17Those are the elements.

01:18Ladies and gentlemen, Skrizzle, Skrizzle, from School of Tadpoles on the MJ Morning Show.

01:28Let's go, baby.

01:29You better move, your big ass.

01:35Yeah.

01:37A little long of an intro.

01:38Big little.

01:38We got that.

01:40That's a long intro.

01:41Knock, knock.

01:42Who can it be?

01:43Not some little kid looking for some candy.

01:47That's right.

01:48It's almost like a sin.

01:50This year, Halloween is bleeping broken.

01:54Sorry, kid.

01:55Get out of my face.

01:57No trick-or-treating going on at my place.

02:00No Kit-Kat bars.

02:01No baby Ruth.

02:03No streets covered by little annoying youth.

02:06It's all over.

02:08No doorbell ringing.

02:09No trick-or-treat.

02:11Smell my feet.

02:11Song singing.

02:13It's all over.

02:14No fun to soak in.

02:16This year, Halloween is freaking broken.

02:20Come on.

02:22This year, Halloween is bleeping broken.

02:26What do you think?

02:30Halloween is freaking broken.

02:32COVID sucks.

02:33We all agree.

02:35Next year, Halloween party.

02:38But until then, no fun to soak in.

02:42This year, Halloween is broken.

02:45Yeah.

02:46That's right.

02:47Like tears that Fester sits on because he's a fat boy.

02:52Halloween's broken, baby.

02:55Let's go.

02:56Is there more?

02:57Boo-hoo, little kids are all crying.

03:00Halloween sucks this year.

03:02I'm not lying.

03:03Don't leave your house.

03:05No candy needed.

03:07Stay away, kids.

03:08Just beat it.

03:10No Twix bars.

03:12No gummy bears.

03:13No need to get dressed up for stupid scares.

03:16No taste the rainbow.

03:18It's all gone.

03:20No drunk parents puking on my lawn.

03:23It's all over.

03:24No doorbell ringing.

03:26No trick-or-treat.

03:27Smell my feet.

03:28Song singing.

03:29It's all over.

03:31No fun to soak in.

03:33This year, Halloween is freaking broken.

03:36All right.

03:37Folks, the sunglasses have come off.

03:40Halloween is freaking broken.

03:42The headphones have come off.

03:45Froggy is climbing a six-foot ladder to the top of the ceiling of the studio here at Q105.

03:51Halloween is freaking broken.

03:53He's now grabbing a pumpkin.

03:55Fester, move the microphone down.

03:57All right, so Froggy is on top of a ladder.

04:02You already broke something.

04:03You already broke something.

04:06Oh, my God.

04:08Oh, my God.

04:09Are you okay?

04:10Are you okay?

04:11Hold on.

04:12Froggy, are you okay?

04:14Froggy.

04:15Oh, my God.

04:17Actually, I don't think he's okay.

04:20Froggy, talk to me.

04:23What's that?

04:24You okay?

04:25Oh, my God.

04:26No, wait.

04:27Come here, bud.

04:27Oh, no.

04:28I want...

04:29You okay?

04:29Oh, my God.

04:31Are you okay?

04:32You okay?

04:33You okay?

04:33You're bleeding?

04:34I don't see bugs.

04:35I think you do.

04:35Oh, my God.

04:37Folks, Froggy climbed on a six-foot ladder, put a giant pumpkin on his head, and jumped onto

04:46a table and went right through the table.

04:49Oh, my God.

04:50And it's on the floor.

04:51Oh, my God.

04:51Let me help you up.

04:52Hold on.

04:53It's off me.

04:53Come here.

04:53Hold on.

04:54No, the other way.

04:54Other way.

04:55Up, up, up.

04:56Give me your hands.

04:57Oh, my God.

04:59Was that...

05:00My back.

05:00Roxanne, was that an air hockey table?

05:03That was an air hockey table he jumped through, but I don't think you're supposed to move

05:06somebody.

05:07Oh, my God.

05:08Oh, my back.

05:09Froggy, you know what?

05:10Okay.

05:11He does...

05:11He looks dazed.

05:12He's definitely out of it.

05:13He is speaking.

05:15All right.

05:15Froggy is lying on the floor.

05:16Is the...

05:17Wait, wait, wait.

05:18The pumpkin's off his head.

05:19Did the pumpkin smash?

05:20The pumpkin smash?

05:22I think the pumpkin's the only thing that saved him.

05:24It saved his head.

05:25It was like a helmet.

05:25It was like a pumpkin helmet.

05:27Yes.

05:27Oh, my...

05:28Folks, ride motorcycles with pumpkins on your head instead of helmets.

05:32We get water in here?

05:34All right.

05:36Froggy.

05:36Froggy's holding his head.

05:38Froggy's on the floor, folks.

05:39All right.

05:40Hold on a sec.

05:41I said this last week.

05:43I mean it again.

05:44Hang on.

05:45Let's regroup and see what's going on here.

05:49Friday, full, Froggy Cuts.

05:51It's series Q105.

05:53Back in the...

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