People Call The Show To Tell MJ How Bad His Spanish Is

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00:00MJ Morning Show on Q105.

00:02And every line, can you believe it, every line is jammed.

00:04Roxanne is getting texts off the hook here that they're trying to call in.

00:09They can't get in.

00:10That's because every line is jammed up here.

00:12Coop, amazing response here.

00:15We have a lot of bilingual listeners, obviously.

00:18This is insane.

00:19I didn't realize that.

00:21Listen, of course.

00:23It's such an amazing response, MJ,

00:25because everybody seems to be in complete agreeance

00:28how awful your Spanish agreeance.

00:33Yeah, not often used, but I guess it is a word.

00:37It's the MJ Morning Show.

00:37It's 100%.

00:38Every caller.

00:39This is the MJ Morning Show on Q105.

00:41I never thought this was going to stretch out to like three segments.

00:44But Roxanne has a housekeeper twice a week.

00:47She's from Colombia.

00:48No, no, no.

00:49Twice a month.

00:50What did I say?

00:51Twice a week.

00:51Oh, I'm sorry.

00:52Once every two weeks.

00:54You're right.

00:55Roxanne is a housekeeper once every two weeks.

00:57Her name is Lily.

00:58Roxanne has a Dancing with the Stars local edition trophy in her house.

01:03Good-looking trophy.

01:04The housekeeper thinks that she was on the real Dancing with the Stars

01:07and wants her to teach a friend how to salsa dance.

01:11And it's getting lost in translation.

01:14So I went to Google Translate.

01:17I typed in English.

01:20I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Lily, but I'm a fraud.

01:23I was not on Dancing with the Stars on ABC TV.

01:26I was in a local charity event rip-off.

01:28I don't even know how to salsa dance.

01:30Excuse me.

01:31The only salsa I know is when I have a nasty, gross piece of cilantro stuck to my teeth all night long at a party,

01:38and people are staring at me and laughing with the gross green thing on my teeth.

01:42How do you know about what happens to me at parties?

01:44All right, so let's go to phones on this.

01:46And folks are going to call up and comment on how fantastic my Spanish dialect and my translation was.

01:54Let me grab Jose in Tampa.

01:58Jose, you're on the...

02:00Jose, is this you?

02:03Yes, it is me, man.

02:04All right, Jose, you're on the MJ Morning Show.

02:06Go ahead.

02:06Lay the accolades on me.

02:08Well, you know, you're going to get an A for effort,

02:12D for pronunciation,

02:14F for grammatically utilization of Spanish,

02:17and F for making spill my café con leche when I was listening to you this morning.

02:24You spilled your café con leche?

02:29Yes, yeah, man.

02:30I'm driving.

02:30I have my two daughters in the car, Olivia and Mia,

02:33and I just couldn't stop laughing.

02:35I'm like, what did you just say?

02:37They speak better Spanish than better English.

02:40Jose, thank you for the call.

02:43I appreciate it.

02:44Jose, a person who's been in Spanish class for three days speaks better Spanish.

02:47Well, Jose, thank you for the excellent review.

02:50Sorry about your café.

02:51All right.

02:52Yesenia in Sarasota, you're on the MJ Morning Show.

02:55Hi.

02:56Good morning.

02:58First of all, I just want to say that I've been a fan since it was MJ and BJ,

03:02like back on the Power Pig,

03:03and so I'm saying this in the kindest way possible,

03:05but the only way I understood what you were saying is because I'm a kindergarten teacher

03:10and I speak gibberish when it comes to phonetic spelling and talking.

03:15So, yeah, you need to work on your Spanish.

03:17Okay.

03:18Well, thank you so much,

03:19and thanks for being a fan for all these years,

03:21and I'm glad you found us that we're back on Q105.

03:24Yeah, thank you.

03:25All right.

03:26Anna is in Sarasota.

03:28Anna, you're on the MJ Morning Show.

03:30Hi, Anna.

03:32Hi.

03:32My daughter just got out from the car, and she's crying.

03:36We are in the school, and she wants to be in the show because she speaks perfect Spanish,

03:42and she's an American girl.

03:44I'm in Spanish, but my husband was American, and she wants to be in the show,

03:50and she just got out from the car.

03:52Oh, Anna.

03:53Anna, thank you.

03:54So it was not very good?

03:58Oh, it's bad.

04:00Muy mal.

04:02Anna, thanks for the call.

04:03Another Anna.

04:05Anna is in Tampa.

04:06Anna, you're on the MJ Morning Show.

04:07Hi.

04:08Yes, good morning.

04:10I was on the road driving to work.

04:12You definitely woke me up.

04:14To me, it was like somebody taking a fork and dragging it down the chalkboard.

04:20It's a horror.

04:22Not even nails on a chalkboard.

04:25All right, Anna.

04:26Anna, it was kind of like a Spanish-speaking Frankenstein.

04:29All right, Anna, thanks.

04:30Thanks for the glowing endorsement there.

04:33Rosa in Clearwater.

04:34You're on the MJ Morning Show.

04:35Hi, Rosa.

04:37Hello, how are you, and good morning to all.

04:40Yes.

04:40Let me tell you, my friend, you either go and take a real course, don't use Google.

04:47All right, so you're saying that it was really good, right?

04:50No, no, no.

04:52I say you need to go and take a real Spanish.

04:55All right, so you're saying my Spanish was excellent.

04:57Oh, no, no way.

05:00No way.

05:01You want to go and take a course in Spanish.

05:04Rosa, for you to say, it's the best you've ever heard, Rosa.

05:09All right, one more call, then I'm going to move on.

05:11Lisa, you're on the MJ Morning Show in Tampa.

05:13Hi, Lisa.

05:15Good morning.

05:16Was there a problem?

05:17No, I understood everything you said.

05:20It was hilarious.

05:21Yes, it was poor.

05:23Poorly said, but I understood everything.

05:26But you did a good job.

05:28All right.

05:28Oh, Lisa.

05:29Look at that.

05:30It was excellent.

05:31It was fantastic.

05:32Lisa, thank you so much.

05:33Look at that.

05:33Lisa loves.

05:34Lisa loves.

05:35Lisa loves mediocrity.

05:36Oh, that's fantastic.

05:37Look at that.

05:38It was perfect.

05:39It was absolutely the best ever.

05:40You know what?

05:41For your first long Spanish dissertation, it wasn't that bad.

05:44Well, thank you.

05:45You are.

05:45You know, I think I left out...

05:48Some key words.

05:50Trozo de cilantro pegado a mis dientes toda la noche en una fiesta y la gente me mira y se ricón...

06:00I think I might have mispronounced a couple things at the end there, but there you have it.

06:04You mispronounced almost everything.

06:05Yeah.

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