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MJTV: A Car Smashed Through A Popular Tampa Bay Restaurant So We Sang About It
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4/17/2025
MJTV: A Car Smashed Through A Popular Tampa Bay Restaurant So We Sang About It
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00:00
All right, first of all, the story that caught Fester's attention is that a van plowed through the First Watch restaurant on Fowler yesterday.
00:15
Yeah, this is First Watch, Fowler, Hillsborough County Fire and Rescue, how to treat people.
00:21
I guess some people were transported to the hospital.
00:23
And according to the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office, they say that a senior citizen driver hit the gas instead of the brake.
00:35
Hit the gas instead of the brake.
00:38
Another old fart makes a big mistake.
00:42
We're talking right through the flipping restaurant.
00:44
Scroll down.
00:45
I mean, this white van.
00:47
It's an Astrovan.
00:48
It's a Chevy Astrovan.
00:49
This white van is inside, the whole van is inside of First Watch on Fowler.
00:56
The copy in the news report is exactly our jingle.
01:00
Oh, it is.
01:01
Verbatim.
01:02
It says another old fart made a big mistake.
01:04
It does.
01:06
Yes.
01:06
Hillsborough County spokesperson says a customer hit the gas instead of the brake.
01:12
Another old fart made a big mistake.
01:15
Hit the gas instead of the brake.
01:18
Another old fart makes a big mistake.
01:21
I like it.
01:22
Print it.
01:23
Anyway, luckily, nobody was seriously injured, but there were some people that were transported.
01:28
The driver didn't want to be transported.
01:30
Do we have an age on the driver?
01:31
Hey, I'm fine.
01:32
Oh, we do.
01:33
102, 102 years old, driving a spiffy Chevy Astrovan.
01:38
This is actually the perfect van for elderly people, because if they die, you just leave
01:41
their body right in the back of the van.
01:42
I don't have an age.
01:43
I don't know if the driver was 102.
01:45
But luckily, there were people sitting at the window table that had just cleared.
01:50
There were people sitting right at the table at the window where the van made entry and
01:55
smashed into the restaurant.
01:57
Oh, my God.
01:58
And they had gotten up just a few minutes earlier.
02:00
Thank God they're fine.
02:01
Yeah, this could have been a whole different story here.
02:03
All right, so, Fester, you have some new jingle lyric ideas, because what we've typically
02:09
done with Hit the Gas Instead of the Bragg, Another Old Fart, we've got the instrumental
02:13
version, and we will sometimes write lyrics and come up with some custom versions to fit
02:19
that particular story.
02:21
All right, so, Fester, you want to go first, right?
02:23
How many do you have?
02:24
I have a couple of them.
02:25
I have a couple of them.
02:25
We can bounce around, though.
02:27
I know Froggy's loaded as well.
02:28
All right, here we go.
02:28
I don't have one.
02:29
All right.
02:29
I can't think of nothing.
02:31
All right, Fester, first to go.
02:33
All right, here we go, and...
02:36
They went to first watch for bacon and eggs, ended up with two broken legs.
02:43
You were a little early on me.
02:44
Why don't you wait for the music to come in?
02:45
Yeah, you were a little early on the uptake there.
02:47
I'm a writer, not a singer.
02:48
That was actually pretty funny.
02:49
Well, you've got to do it again.
02:50
I wasn't paying attention.
02:51
All right, one more time, and try to get it on time musically.
02:54
All right, here we go.
02:55
All right, go.
02:56
They went to first watch for bacon and eggs.
02:59
They ended up with two broken legs.
03:02
Yeah, I like it.
03:04
A little better.
03:04
I mean, I know the injuries weren't that severe, but broken legs and eggs, how could I resist?
03:08
You have a second one?
03:09
All right.
03:10
Go ahead.
03:10
You ready?
03:11
And...
03:12
They hit the gas instead of brakes.
03:15
First watch, make some great pancakes.
03:18
Oh, that's not bad.
03:21
That's not bad.
03:21
Anybody else?
03:22
Anybody else?
03:22
And Roxanne, you have one?
03:23
I have two.
03:24
Oh, you have two?
03:24
All right, here we go.
03:26
Roxanne.
03:27
Town down on omelets as fast as you can.
03:30
Crashing through the door comes a big white van.
03:33
Is it white?
03:34
That's not bad.
03:35
Not bad at all.
03:36
Topping down on omelets as fast as you can.
03:37
Why wouldn't you try to sing?
03:39
Do you get a little affected sounding?
03:41
Yeah, come on.
03:42
Because I don't have a good singing voice.
03:43
I do, however.
03:45
I'll try to sing this next one, but I don't have a good singing voice.
03:48
You ready?
03:49
Yes.
03:50
Like, when you speak, you're not affected sounding, but when you try to sing, I've noticed
03:54
that it's like...
03:55
Oh, my God.
03:56
Because I can't sing.
03:57
Oh, my God.
03:57
I just saw her next one.
03:58
All right.
03:59
It could be the winner.
04:00
All right.
04:00
Here we go.
04:01
And...
04:02
First watch has great breakfast.
04:04
It's true.
04:05
But please remember, it's not a drive-thru.
04:10
Rocks.
04:10
Pretty good.
04:11
Good job.
04:11
Proud of you.
04:12
That's great.
04:12
Ever heard of actually doing it on the music, people?
04:16
No.
04:17
We're not scribbling.
04:18
I'm tone deaf.
04:19
Roxanne was a little early.
04:21
You were a half a beat early.
04:23
Let me bring Michelle on, because Michelle has always loved this particular restaurant.
04:28
Hey, Michelle, locally, what restaurant have you always taken the kids to for waffles and pancakes?
04:34
And one of your favorite places, historically, is...
04:39
First watch?
04:40
Yes.
04:41
That is correct.
04:42
And you're probably sleeping.
04:44
But last segment, we told a story about some elderly driver smashed a van right through first watch.
04:50
The one up on Fowler.
04:51
Oh, no.
04:52
And luckily, nobody was seriously hurt, but Fester...
04:58
You know, I don't want to tell this story now, because I think you're trying to put me together.
05:02
You're really tainting the audience on this.
05:05
Instead of like, let's hear the facts.
05:06
No, no.
05:07
So Fester says to me...
05:09
You've rendered your opinion before I tell the story.
05:11
You're tainting the audience.
05:12
You're tainting the jury pool.
05:12
You've given me the facts, and yeah, this is bad.
05:16
There's no tainting.
05:17
You did this.
05:18
You did this, and this...
05:20
Then you admitted to us just now.
05:21
Just what I thought that Fester couldn't be any worse of a human being, you surprised me again.
05:26
How many years ago was this, by the way?
05:28
It's got to be 10 years ago.
05:29
10 years ago.
05:30
But listen, I think this is like a two on the level of bad, and you're painting it like it's a nine and a half.
05:35
MJ, can you think about this for a second?
05:36
It could affect future things for Fester.
05:41
Events.
05:42
Listen, guess what?
05:44
What is the old adage?
05:45
If you don't want to get arrested, don't do illegal things.
05:49
Is that the old adage?
05:50
I've never heard that one.
05:51
It's something like that.
05:52
It's a little wordy is what that adage is.
05:54
Can't stand the heat.
05:55
I heard that one.
05:56
One of my favorite Tampa Bay events, and I haven't been to it in a couple of years, but it's always...
06:00
I am appalled.
06:01
Folks, I'm going to tell you right now...
06:03
Which you're going to be banned from right now on.
06:04
I do not condone this behavior.
06:06
I do not condone this behavior.
06:09
This is hideous behavior, and Fester, you're a terrible person.
06:13
All right, go ahead.
06:13
Let me tell you how many people died while this.
06:16
And meanwhile, Michelle's on the phone, and Michelle's like, oh my God, this involves first watch?
06:23
What could this possibly be?
06:24
Michelle, do you have any idea where this is headed?
06:27
No idea.
06:28
All right, go.
06:28
Michelle, let me first tell you how many children got injured.
06:30
None.
06:31
How many people died?
06:32
None.
06:32
How many dogs were hurt?
06:34
None.
06:34
Okay?
06:34
So it's not that bad.
06:35
All right.
06:36
So we're working Zoo Fari.
06:37
Remember Zoo Fari?
06:38
Oh, the best of times.
06:40
At Zoo Tampa, the old Lowry Park Zoo.
06:42
The old Lowry Park Zoo, Zoo Fari.
06:43
So you were at a promotion at Zoo Fari.
06:46
One of my favorite nights of the year.
06:47
They have all the restaurants there.
06:50
And being a mediocre, low-level local celebrity, I guess, they asked me to be one of the judges
06:56
of some of the food vendors as to who was the best food vendor in this segment.
07:00
Is that why they asked you?
07:01
They asked me.
07:03
And I get breakfast foods.
07:04
Let's find the portly guy.
07:07
He's got to know about food.
07:09
They're right.
07:10
Froggy was one.
07:10
A couple.
07:11
It was like...
07:11
I did dessert.
07:12
I get breakfast foods.
07:14
Right.
07:14
And I go to First Watch and I go to the other places and I kind of circle back and I have
07:17
my clipboard and I'm taking notes.
07:19
And the manager of First Watch comes out with like a four-inch stack of free breakfast coupons.
07:26
And he's like, it sure would be nice if First Watch won this award.
07:31
And he just kind of pushed it to me.
07:34
And I kind of reached my hand up and took him and I go, congratulations.
07:40
And I turn around and I walked away and I never saw the guy again.
07:43
That's like the opposite of if somebody's angry at you and threatening you, you know, that's a nice house.
07:49
It sure would be a bad, bad thing if something happened.
07:52
Or like if a mobster's hitting you up for protection money for your business, well, that's a really nice story you have there.
08:00
It'd be really, really sad if something happened to it.
08:03
Completely opposite.
08:04
You're right.
08:04
Totally opposite.
08:05
Yes.
08:05
Totally different.
08:06
It'd be really nice if First Watch won the breakfast category.
08:10
What was it?
08:11
It was like, MJ, right here.
08:12
I just looked it up.
08:13
2010 Zufari category winner breakfast.
08:17
First Watch.
08:18
I told you guys.
08:20
I looked it up.
08:21
Oh my.
08:21
Hey, Michelle.
08:23
They have tasty pancakes, chocolate chocolate chip muffins.
08:26
Well, listen.
08:26
Everything's good.
08:27
The bottom line is the guy didn't need to bribe you.
08:32
First Watch is great.
08:34
Fester, you took the bribe?
08:36
He would have won anyway.
08:38
That's what I was thinking.
08:39
He would have won anyway.
08:41
It's so good, you are still going to vote for him.
08:42
But what's a four-inch stack?
08:43
500 of them?
08:45
I've used them for years.
08:46
I think I still have a couple to have.
08:47
Fester's still using them.
08:49
Fester's going on these coupons to breakfast on Saturday morning.
08:51
The coupons are so old now, they're starting to fray.
08:54
But I'm like, here you go.
08:55
Was there an expiration date on these things?
08:57
No expiration date.
08:58
No expiration.
08:58
Oh my God.
08:59
Oh yeah.
08:59
That was great.
09:00
We were there so much, they didn't even have to ask us what our order was.
09:03
Yeah.
09:04
That's great.
09:04
Yeah, really.
09:05
Yeah, the South Tampa one on Henderson.
09:07
The one on Fletcher, the one that the van plowed into.
09:10
I've been to that one 20 times, man.
09:11
I love that store.
09:12
Fester, Fester, Fester.
09:13
Terrible.
09:14
All right, Michelle.
09:15
I'm just, just when Fester can't surprise me anymore with some kind of underhanded lowbrow
09:20
thing, now we find out he took a bribe for a food contest that they probably would have
09:25
won anyway.
09:26
It wasn't a bribe like, you know, two or three free breakfast.
09:28
It was like a hundred free breakfast.
09:30
Really nice if we happen to win this category.
09:33
Sure would be nice if we won.
09:34
You know, because Zufari at the zoo, that really will make or break your operation.
09:40
Real prestigious award.
09:42
All right, Michelle, can you think of anything else that could lower our opinion of Fester?
09:48
Not off the top of my head.
09:50
Hey, Michelle, do you want to go to breakfast this week?
09:52
My treat.
09:53
Absolutely.
09:54
Bring me those coupons.
09:54
I got coupons.
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