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Morons In The News: Murder Over Dog Poop?
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Morons In The News: Murder Over Dog Poop?
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00:00
This guy shot and killed her with an AK-47, wounded her boyfriend, Darian Simon.
00:07
He's 27.
00:09
He was shot in the buttocks and the leg.
00:13
It turns out this guy took the rifle from a Denver cop, a friend of his.
00:18
Oh, my God.
00:19
And the cop didn't know that he had taken the rifle.
00:23
How does that happen?
00:24
Hey, man, why are you walking funny?
00:26
What's in your pants, dude?
00:27
Yeah, exactly.
00:27
How does this cop buddy not know that he took a right?
00:33
I don't understand that.
00:34
Is that my AK-47 you have?
00:35
There's a muzzle hanging out of your pants, my friend.
00:38
And by the way, the AK-47 was the cop's personal gun.
00:42
Not many, I don't think any, U.S. police departments use AK-47s.
00:48
Is that a big machine gun?
00:50
Well, no, it's not a big machine gun.
00:52
An AK-47, it's sort of the weapon that you always saw like Osama bin Laden with.
00:58
Oh, okay, I see it, I see it now.
00:59
It's a pretty aggressive looking gun.
01:02
You can't stuff that in your pants.
01:04
Well, this guy fired off 24 shots at the couple as they walked their dog, and this guy was yelling at them to clean up after your dog.
01:14
Because the dog had done its business in a rock garden outside of his apartment.
01:21
Rockin'.
01:22
And he was yelling, are you going to train that bleeping dog or just yell at it?
01:28
What are you laughing at?
01:29
I mean, everybody has a neighbor like this.
01:31
Oh, the guy shot, don't laugh, Froggy.
01:33
And then he opened fire, killed the young woman, and then wounded Simon, the boyfriend.
01:40
Then he gets in a car and flees from his house.
01:43
And then later on, he was arrested later that day in Jefferson County in the Denver area.
01:52
Cops, you know, obviously a big bullet now for this guy.
01:54
They finally, they found him, they pulled him over.
01:56
And he's facing 22 criminal counts in the shooting, including first-degree murder of the young woman.
02:03
And the court ordered a mental health evaluation.
02:08
And he is pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity.
02:12
He's going after the insanity defense.
02:14
But the mother of the young woman killed says this is insane, it's disgusting.
02:19
That's what he's saying.
02:20
That he knew right from wrong.
02:22
This guy needs to go away forever.
02:24
Yeah, I'm not buying the whole insanity defense here.
02:28
And Chelsea Thompson, the girlfriend of the guy that opened fire and killed the young woman and wounded the boyfriend,
02:37
told cops that he did admit opening fire on two people, told police that he was not mentally stable,
02:46
and hadn't been the entire time that she knew him.
02:49
Oh, that's great.
02:50
So your boyfriend is out of his freaking mind, and he's your boyfriend.
02:53
He's mentally unstable.
02:54
That's wonderful.
02:55
I love him.
02:56
All over dog poop?
02:58
Apparently he had a history of abusing drugs, including cocaine,
03:01
and had recently started drinking again after three years of sobriety.
03:05
I'm sorry.
03:05
You put this guy away for the rest of his life, and you throw away the freaking key,
03:12
killing a beautiful young 21-year-old woman over dog poop?
03:15
You open fire with your friends, AK-47,
03:18
because you don't like the dog pooping in your rock garden out in front of your apartment?
03:22
Come on.
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