MJTV: Froggy Had a Near Death Experience

Beasley Digital

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00:00That thing's the size of this room.

00:02It's not the size of the room, but that is, it looks to be a pretty large.

00:07Who needs a drone that big?

00:09Oh, the guy was acting cool and showing off.

00:12He was doing flippy flips and loopty loops with it.

00:14Okay, so we're watching it.

00:16Wow, look at that.

00:17It does look like a fairly large drone.

00:19And then what happens?

00:20Then, after I take that video, if you see, it sort of points at us at the very end.

00:25Okay, I stopped taking the video.

00:27We're just enjoying the sunset.

00:28Oh, that was cool.

00:30Okay, two seconds later, we turn around, we're walking.

00:34So, after you stop the video, two seconds later.

00:36The swoosh happened, the sound.

00:38Basically, we're sitting there and all of a sudden.

00:45And the sound I put in the system.

00:47It almost cuts off your head.

00:49Dude, the thing skimmed my hair.

00:51If you would have had your hand up in the air, it would have hit your hand?

00:53You're telling me that you actually felt the drone on your hair.

00:58In the back of my neck, I felt it.

01:00I don't know if the guy lost control of it.

01:02I don't know.

01:03What happened?

01:04He was doing loopty loops to show off.

01:06Everybody's like, yeah, really cool.

01:08I guess he was doing a loop.

01:10He went a little low.

01:11He almost chopped my head off.

01:13Not only mine, but my entire family.

01:16That would be a decapitation.

01:18Don't you?

01:18I mean, looking at the size of that thing.

01:20Entire froggy family decapitation.

01:22Everyone.

01:22Four-person decap.

01:23And if you saw the video.

01:25Okay, just think about that thing.

01:27I'll have a cup of decap.

01:28Look, it's called a quad decap.

01:31If you see that thing, it's going, what?

01:3250 miles an hour?

01:34It's going pretty fast.

01:35If it hits me in the back of the neck, MJ, what happens?

01:37Worst case scenario, chops my head off.

01:39Well, first of all.

01:40Best case, I'm a paraplegic most of my life.

01:43Because this thing hits me in the back of the neck.

01:45It's not a paraplegic.

01:48A paraplegic?

01:49No.

01:50I'll have a monkey living with me.

01:52It doesn't matter, dude.

01:53I'm going to have to use a laser pointer to go grocery shopping.

01:55It's not paraplegic.

01:58It's paraplegic.

02:00So here's the problem.

02:01You're adding an extra syllable.

02:02Here's the problem.

02:03You're adding an extra syllable to that word?

02:05Did you yell at the guy?

02:06MJ.

02:07Did you have words?

02:07Here's the problem.

02:08I didn't know where it was coming from.

02:09Because this thing was huge.

02:11He could have been flying it from everywhere.

02:12So it could have been a woman flying it.

02:14Yeah.

02:14So I go, who the f*** is flying the drone?

02:20Like, loud.

02:22You yelled, who the f***?

02:24I go, who the f*** is flying this god f*** drone?

02:30Like that.

02:31Calm down.

02:31Loud.

02:32Calm down.

02:32And I look around.

02:33And there are people all over the beach, I would imagine.

02:35Yeah, looking at me.

02:36And they're like, oh.

02:36Because they were sort of shocked that this is flying so low.

02:38And you have no idea where the person was with the controller?

02:40No idea.

02:41No idea.

02:42They could have been, like, up on an apartment building balcony or something.

02:44Show yourself now, you son of a f***.

02:49I ate white castle fries.

02:51I ate white castle fries.

02:54I hit the wrong one.

02:58Finally, after me cursing and yelling, I find out in front of this little townhouse is this old man.

03:07Oh, so you did see who it was.

03:09I finally found him.

03:10You finally, all right.

03:10It was an old man.

03:12And he was like, I really apologize.

03:16Because people were crowding around him.

03:18This is not a 90-year-old guy flying a drone.

03:20Well, it makes sense.

03:21That's why his drone was so big.

03:22They have big phones.

03:23They have big drones.

03:24He was a beach guy.

03:25He probably does it every night.

03:26They have big phones.

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