MJTV: Froggy's Intimacy Issue with His Neighbors

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00:00Why are they fighting?

00:01Are they wrestling?

00:03I go, they must be watching Monday Night Raw.

00:05I don't know.

00:05Everybody was kung fu fighting.

00:10What time of night is this?

00:12This always happens in our backyard.

00:14So it's got to be, what, a dusk?

00:16Dusk, because that's when we fish.

00:18It's always the same time when the sun is almost just about down is when this happens.

00:23All right, and this is a neighbor's house?

00:25Yeah, a neighbor across the water.

00:26All right, so Froggy lives in the town and country area.

00:30He's on the water, on a canal.

00:32Is Kenan Thompson still across the way?

00:34Yes, yes.

00:35He's never there, but his wife is there, the lovely wife.

00:38I just saw that Kenan Thompson signed a $1 million book deal.

00:42Good for him.

00:43He's on a tear, huh?

00:44That's it?

00:45I thought it would be a little bit more.

00:46Apparently, I don't know, guaranteed $1 million.

00:48He just signed a million.

00:49I guess that would be the advance.

00:51He got a million bucks.

00:52He's writing some kind of Kenan Thompson funny book.

00:56Sweet.

00:57Maybe he'll mention the guy that stares at his wife while he's fishing.

00:59I mean...

01:01All right, so the issue is, Froggy has water behind his house.

01:04He's on a canal.

01:05And then the canal's not too wide.

01:07And you can see the house is right...

01:08Oh, yeah, clear as day.

01:09...right across the other side of the canal.

01:11What is the issue that's occurring?

01:13The issue is, across the water, there's an activity that happens with the people that

01:19live there quite often at this time.

01:23So this is right at dark?

01:25Yes, yes.

01:26And it starts to get dark outside.

01:27And we like to night fish.

01:29How often does this happen?

01:30Is it once a week?

01:31Is it twice a week?

01:32Is it once a couple times a week?

01:33Really?

01:34This is like 5.30, 6 p.m.

01:37No, no.

01:37No, later.

01:38This is when it's darker.

01:39When it's dark.

01:40Well, now...

01:41Now it's earlier.

01:42Now, this was happening when, obviously, the sun went down at like 7.30 or so.

01:47But now the sun...

01:48Now it's getting dark right at like 6.

01:51Yeah.

01:51Sunsets like 5.40 or something.

01:53Yeah, and it's like totally dark, like 6.10, 6.15 now.

01:56It's always dark out when it happens, trust me.

01:58All right, so explain exactly what you're seeing and what your kids are seeing.

02:03What, Max and Wally?

02:04What's his name?

02:05Skippy.

02:05No, Luke.

02:06Max and Luke.

02:07Max and Luke.

02:08Max is what, 9 or 10 now?

02:09Yeah, he's about to be 10 and Luke is 7.

02:12And then Luke is 6.

02:147.

02:157.

02:157, yes.

02:15Just turned 7.

02:16What are you guys saying?

02:18So we're out in the back fishing and a couple times a week, if we look to our left across

02:22the water, there's an...

02:24Oh, like, what is it called?

02:25The glass that you can sort of see through?

02:27It's like a...

02:27It's like the glass tile, right?

02:29Like a frosted...

02:30Yeah.

02:31It would be...

02:31Window.

02:32Opaque.

02:33Opaque is the word I'm looking for.

02:34Opaque.

02:35Are they those like square, bubbly looking ones?

02:37No, no.

02:38That's glass block.

02:39Okay.

02:40They're not square cubes.

02:41Just come to me for all of your architectural terms, okay?

02:44I know.

02:44I know you'd know it.

02:45So imagine a window like our door.

02:47It's like half of this.

02:49So is it about five feet?

02:51Yeah, yeah.

02:51So it's almost like a white frost or...

02:55A white frosted window.

02:56Opaque.

02:57That leads to their bathroom, like...

03:00So light can go in, but you really can't...

03:03You can't see definition and detail.

03:06But you can see outlines and you can see a shadow.

03:08Oh, okay.

03:09And the thing is, this window, because I've been to these people's house, it goes...

03:14So if this is the window right here, this is their shower.

03:18So the opaque window is in their shower.

03:21Wait a second.

03:21Oh, it's like a pool bath or...

03:23Yeah, it's like a...

03:24It's a shower.

03:24So is there a door, like, to get into this?

03:26Is it like an outdoor bathroom that you can access from the inside and the outside?

03:30I suppose.

03:31I don't know if you could access it.

03:32This sounds like the worst house design ever.

03:34Okay, we're going to put all the windows in the shower.

03:35So they have a shower with, like, a glass window that is...

03:40Big window.

03:40It might be glass block, MJ.

03:42He doesn't know.

03:43It's not.

03:44It's opaque because you can see their perfect outlines of them.

03:47All right.

03:47And so when they're showering...

03:50Uh-oh.

03:51You can see...

03:52And this is the intimacy part.

03:54And they're doing it a couple times a week.

03:58In the shower?

03:59And it is clear as day.

04:00You can see, like, the shadowy outlines.

04:03You can see the...

04:05That's just me clapping.

04:07I'm just saying.

04:08Now, what can we compare...

04:09What...

04:10And it's...

04:11There's, like, a TV show or a movie where you've seen, like, these shadows.

04:16The shadowy...

04:17You know?

04:17Oh, um...

04:18Yeah, I can give you, like, a clear...

04:20James Bond-y kind of stuff?

04:21Maybe sort of...

04:22Yeah, maybe sort of James Bond-y where you have...

04:24Charlie's Angels.

04:25Or, like, a total clear outline.

04:27You don't see definition, but you see, like, total outline.

04:30It's getting to the point where, like, other neighbors are talking, like, are you seeing?

04:34Like, do they realize it?

04:35Maybe they're putting in people's faces.

04:37So, they're doing it in the shower.

04:39Yeah, yeah.

04:39And the light is on, obviously, in the shower.

04:41Yes.

04:42And when it's dark out, you're seeing the shadows of...

04:46And they're not...

04:46Let me just add this.

04:48They're not young.

04:49Okay?

04:50These are sort of like...

04:53You know, they're in their, like, 60s.

04:56What's that Pat Benatar song?

04:57We're not young!

04:59Yeah, but we do it in the shower.

05:02Is that it?

05:03So, I mean, it's happening quite often.

05:06I don't know if they're trying new things.

05:08And my kid is, like, doesn't understand what's happening when he sees this activity.

05:14Which one?

05:14The six...

05:15Both of them don't know.

05:15The seven and ten-year-old?

05:17Both of them.

05:17Neither of them.

05:17Are they saying, like, daddy...

05:19Why are they fighting?

05:20Are they wrestling?

05:21Why are they fighting?

05:22I go, they must be watching Monday Night Raw.

05:24I don't know.

05:24Everybody was kung fu fighting!

05:26So, I don't know really how to explain it, but it is clear as day.

05:31I'm good for them.

05:32That is the...

05:32At that age, though.

05:33That is the intimacy issue here on the MJ Morning Show.

05:36So, what do I tell the kids?

05:37Crystal clear right across the canal.

05:41Sounds like they're trying to set the standard in the neighborhood.

05:43It really is.

05:44It makes us all look bad.

05:45Gotta be honest.

05:46Oh, yeah.

05:47My kid's like...

05:49It's backyard shower time.

05:51Is that a two-stone pile driver, daddy?

05:53It's what?

05:54Is that an Undertaker move?

05:55It's a wrestling move.

05:57Is your kid asking for the wrestling...

05:58He's about to body slammer, dad.

06:00About to jump off the turnbuckle.

06:03Elbow drop.

06:05So, I think I'm just going to tell them.

06:06I'm going to use this opportunity to explain the birds and bees to the kid.

06:10Why don't you just take this segment and just send them an MP3 of this audio segment.

06:16No, they're lovely people.

06:17And tell them to listen to the Q105 Morning Show with the MJ team.

06:21MJ Morning Show on Q105.

06:23Monday through Friday, 6 to 10 a.m.

06:25The Q Morning Zoo.

06:25That's right.

06:26Like the jingle said.

06:27Good morning.

06:30MJ Morning Show.

06:32I'll tell you what.

06:35It's a good, good night at their house like four times a week.

06:38I'll tell you what.

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