MJTV: Froggy Investigates Roxanne's Bag

Beasley Digital

4/22/2025

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00:00Do you have bottles of alcohol in your bag?

00:02Sure, I'll ask the questions.

00:04Ma'am, do you have bottles of alcohol in your bag?

00:09Froggy just asked me if I could just stop what I was doing for just a minute.

00:14Froggy is suspicious of something.

00:17Froggy apparently observed or heard something.

00:20Now, you're about to level an accusation, and you need to conduct a search.

00:26I'm going to need to confiscate something.

00:28You need to what?

00:29Confiscate.

00:30Say it slowly.

00:32Confiscate.

00:33I need to confiscate something in the room.

00:35There's no N.

00:36It's not like confidence.

00:38I'm confident.

00:39I need to confiscate.

00:41Really?

00:41There's no N?

00:43Confiscate.

00:44It's not confiscate.

00:46Well, in my world, it's confiscate.

00:49I'm going to need to confiscate somebody's packages and search them with my search wand.

00:55Hold on a minute.

00:56First of all, can you please...

00:58First of all, you're derailing...

01:00Yes?

01:00Stop hitting the microphone with my search wand.

01:04Froggy's got a search stick.

01:05I need to search.

01:07All right.

01:07Hold on.

01:07What are you...

01:09What are you...

01:11What is the allegation?

01:13What are you alleging?

01:14Somebody walked out of the studio with a big bag, and I heard some paraphernalia in the bag, I believe.

01:20All right.

01:21Hold on.

01:22Somebody walked out of the studio a few minutes ago.

01:25Yes.

01:26And you heard what?

01:27Describe the sound that you heard.

01:29I heard...

01:30Clink, clink.

01:31Clink, clink, clink.

01:32You heard clinking in somebody's bag.

01:34Yes.

01:35Now, I did not leave the studio.

01:37But right when I heard it, I directed my attention to you, and I said, did you hear that, sir?

01:43And you said no.

01:44It was not Fester, so the other person that left the studio would have been Roxanne, and

01:50Roxanne, were you carrying a big bag when you left the studio?

01:53I did just leave the studio with the big bag.

01:55All right.

01:56And where is that big bag, ma'am?

01:57And Froggy says that he heard clinking in the bag, and Froggy, what is it...

02:01Just cut to the chase.

02:02Chase, what is it exactly you're alleging?

02:04I believe that I heard a bottle of alcohol in your bag, ma'am, and I'm going to need to

02:08confiscate it to search it.

02:10So Froggy's...

02:11Stop.

02:12Bring me your bag.

02:14Froggy's got like a metal wand stick.

02:16Okay, that's his fake microphone when he does game show hosting.

02:18Yes, I have an announcement to make.

02:20I need to search your bag.

02:22Froggy's got his metal...

02:24He's got a little stick.

02:26Who is it?

02:26Is it like at Disney, where when you go to Disney, they search your bags?

02:29If you look closely, sir, you can see it's a back scratcher.

02:33But no, seriously...

02:34It's a telescoping wand.

02:36I think all the theme parks have like a...

02:38Or you know what?

02:39Also, if you go to like Amelie Arena, or you go to like Ray J, and they're doing bag checks...

02:44Oh yeah, they search for the stick.

02:45Yeah, the security guys, they have that stick that they'll kind of poke through a woman's

02:49purse.

02:49Just like this one.

02:50All right, so Froggy wants to poke through Roxanne's...

02:53Okay, you're not poking through any of my stuff.

02:55Ma'am, you have no say in this, as if this is Froggy Airlines, and I need to check your

03:00baggage.

03:01They're going to be confiscated.

03:02You're going to be arrested.

03:04You're going to be detained by Froggy TSA.

03:06Security?

03:07Security?

03:07Please grab her big bag.

03:08You are security.

03:10Oh.

03:10Well, okay, I will then.

03:12Oh, no.

03:14I took it down the hall.

03:16I don't want to have a standoff here.

03:17I left the...

03:17Can you please give me the big bag that made the clicking sound?

03:20Oh, you removed it.

03:21You don't have the bag in the studio right now.

03:23No, I put it in a different studio.

03:25I know where it is.

03:25I'll be right back.

03:26All right, no, hold on, hold on.

03:27You can't invade her privacy by going through her bag.

03:31All right.

03:31Ma'am, do you give me permission to search your bag?

03:34You're not going to poke around with that stick in my bag.

03:36Do you give me permission to poke your bag?

03:40Ma'am, she'll poke your bag.

03:42All right.

03:43So, Roxanne...

03:44She's not letting me search it.

03:46Rox, do you have...

03:47I do have a bag, but it's not in this room.

03:49Do you have...

03:50Hang on.

03:51Okay.

03:51Do you have bottles of alcohol in your bag?

03:54Sure, I'll ask the questions.

03:55Ma'am, do you have bottles of alcohol in your bag?

03:58How do you think I get through this show?

04:00I'm going to need to search that bag.

04:02Where is it?

04:02Stop hitting the microphone.

04:03Where's the bag?

04:04Stop clicking the microphone with that stick.

04:08How about up here?

04:09No, don't do that either.

04:10I stuck the bag in Pat George's office.

04:14Roxanne.

04:15Yes.

04:16Something's going on here.

04:17For all you think that you've got bottles of alcohol in...

04:19So what if I do?

04:21Do you?

04:22I mean, what does it matter?

04:24What, did you hear a slush or did you hear a clink?

04:27I heard a clink, clink, clink.

04:28Okay, well, you're going to be very embarrassed when you see what the clink, clink, clink is.

04:30Oh, God.

04:31Do you want to go get your bag and prove him wrong?

04:34Okay, yeah, I'm going to go do it, so...

04:36Can you run?

04:37Ma'am, please.

04:38Roxanne doesn't run for anybody.

04:39I've got a lot to do in this segment here.

04:41Ma'am, please.

04:43Roxanne is out of the room now.

04:44I think I know.

04:45I think she has booze in her bag.

04:47You think she has alcohol in her bag?

04:49I think so.

04:49I heard it.

04:50You think she's boozing up during the morning show?

04:51I don't know if it's during the morning show because she seems sober, but...

04:54Froggy, this is a pretty serious accusation.

04:56Well, for her to seem so sober, you drink so much.

04:58Also, by the way, she's unattended with this bag.

05:01She could be stashing the stuff somewhere right now.

05:02Son of a...

05:03Guys, she has seen a little loopy lately.

05:05You should have followed her.

05:06Ma'am, ma'am.

05:07All right, here she goes.

05:09You know, because when you're like a TSA, they don't let you touch the bag.

05:12No.

05:12When they pull your bag aside, if you try to reach for your bag, they'll yell at you.

05:17All right, ma'am, we need to confiscate this.

05:19No, it's not confiscate.

05:21This is heavy.

05:22Wait a minute.

05:22Are you letting him search your bag, Roxanne?

05:25I wouldn't let him search your bag.

05:26All right, hang on a minute.

05:28Let's start with this pocket right here.

05:31Froggy's going through, Roxanne.

05:35Accept some wires.

05:36Froggy, I got...

05:37Froggy, don't throw stuff.

05:39Wires.

05:39Stop.

05:40That's a laptop charger.

05:42More wires.

05:43Stop throwing her stuff.

05:44All right, nothing there.

05:46All right, ma'am.

05:47Everything seems to be clear so far.

05:48Is that a remote radio broadcast bag that has all of your wires and auxiliary microphones in?

05:52Froggy, stop throwing the...

05:54Wait a minute.

05:54Imagine that.

05:55I work at a radio station.

05:56Froggy...

05:57Wait a minute.

05:58Froggy's found something.

05:59He's reaching for something.

06:01Froggy, you got to hurry up.

06:02I got a lot to do in this segment here, and you're...

06:05It's a microphone.

06:09No.

06:10No, that's not it, man.

06:11She's got two microphones.

06:12That's not it.

06:16Hold on.

06:16Oh, the metal...

06:17Here, give them to MJ.

06:19Metal mic stands.

06:21Oh.

06:22Oh, so that's what the clinking was.

06:24Wait, bang them again?

06:27Okay, ma'am.

06:28I think you're clear.

06:29Do it into your microphone.

06:30Do it.

06:32So, you're carrying these metal mic stands with those heavy black metal bases?

06:38Yes.

06:38And that was clinking around in your bag, and Froggy thought it sounded like vodka bottles.

06:42Wait a minute, ma'am.

06:43What is this big bag of brown powder?

06:47Oh, cinnamon.

06:48Okay, you're good.

06:49All right, Froggy, you owe Roxanne an apology.

06:52You were accusing her of...

06:54Nefarious stuff.

06:55I'm going to need you to clean this up, ma'am.

06:57Froggy just threw her stuff.

06:59Froggy, search...

07:00You would be the worst TSA guy ever.

07:02Thanks for, like, poking around in that bag and getting everything all discombobulated now.

07:06And throwing people's crap all over the airport floor.

07:09All right, everybody, she's clear.

07:13You can proceed to your flight now.

07:15Go ahead.

07:16Sorry you missed your flight, ma'am.

07:17You are the worst security agent ever.

07:20But you see where I...

07:21I made a mistake, but you see where it sounded like booze, right?

07:24Was I off?

07:25I mean...

07:25It was clinking like bottles.

07:26In backwoods law enforcement, that would be probable cause.

07:29We got probable cause of surgery.

07:31Hey, I hear booze in here.

07:33There was some clinkeration going on, absolutely.

07:35There was some clinkeration going on, absolutely.

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