MJTV: Mj thinks his Instagram account is amazing and Froggy can't stand it

Beasley Digital

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00:00People love my Instagram.

00:02That's the problem.

00:03Why?

00:04I don't understand why.

00:06Are you jealous that my Instagram is growing fairly rapidly and people like my content?

00:10And you just don't quite have the same appeal?

00:14So you're angry?

00:15So you lash out against me?

00:17I try.

00:17I put up all kinds of pictures of fishing lures and stuff, and I only got 500 followers.

00:22How many do you have?

00:24I'm closing on 4,000 in a pretty short time.

00:28I did notice that the one video on Instagram that sort of triggered Skrizzle was the ice cream video.

00:34Yeah, it's the chocolate ice cream.

00:35That's really, I think, what it was, the creepiness and the audacity of you to put that up.

00:40People love this.

00:41This is our chocolate ice cream.

00:43Look at that.

00:45Look at that.

00:46How does that look, Michelle?

00:48Delicious.

00:49That's for you.

00:51And this was homemade chocolate ice cream.

00:54That really was the trigger.

00:55You're right, Roxanne.

00:56We're making amazing ice cream at the house with our little Italian ice cream making machine.

01:01It's like a semi-pro machine, and people are loving it.

01:04The comments I get are phenomenal, fantastic.

01:07What are they going to say?

01:07This video sucks?

01:08They're being nice.

01:09No, they're responding, I think, naturally and honestly.

01:13People seem to like my video.

01:15I posted a sunset yesterday from the night before that was just beautiful.

01:21No filters.

01:21I didn't screw with that photo.

01:23Now, here's the thing.

01:24Everybody else saw the sunset that night.

01:27It was nothing special.

01:28But no one got this picture.

01:29And, you know, listen, I made Cacio e Pepe, and I shoot Instagram live videos.

01:34I might be out shopping for a pressure washer, and next thing I know, I'm bringing you along.

01:39Fester, what do you think of this page?

01:41Fester, what is wrong with you?

01:48People, why am I getting tons of new followers every day?

01:53Hold on, watch.

01:53I've watched the entire power washing video of you walking into the, was it the Home Depot?

01:59Was it Lowe's?

01:59Well, then, also, I shot a quick, like, 30-second, minute-long video over the weekend of me pressure washing something at my house,

02:07and the satisfaction of that grime and filth and muck being stripped away is just unbelievably satisfying.

02:15Folks, give me a follow on my Instagram, at CertifiedToddSchnit, at CertifiedToddSchnit.

02:21My real name is Todd Schnit.

02:23MJ is Todd Schnit.

02:24All right, so CertifiedToddSchnit.

02:26Give me a follow on Instagram.

02:28One activity you should be doing with two hands is using a pressure washer, MJ.

02:33I'm just saying, it's not safe.

02:35It was safe.

02:36What, do you think, the wand was going to fly back and take an eyeball out?

02:38No.

02:39I almost sliced my foot off not having two hands on a pressure washer one time.

02:42Well, that's your fault.

02:43Telling you.

02:43All right, so my Instagram, people love it.

02:46Froggy is jealous, so Froggy and Skrizzle.

02:49Not jealous.

02:51They lashed out with this.

02:56MJ, I hate your stupid Instagram.

03:00It makes me want to puke.

03:02Shut it down already, man.

03:04Nobody gives a flying crap about your boiled rice.

03:08And we don't care about the way you make your shaved ice.

03:11Not to mention your obsession with your ice cream.

03:15I let it go for too long.

03:17Now it's time to get mean.

03:19Your IG lies about the sunrises are super lame.

03:23But not as boring as talking about airplanes.

03:27Your Instagram is so boring.

03:29It makes me want to cry.

03:30I'd rather shove a couple needles into both my eyes.

03:34Oh, wow.

03:36He's making fried fish tonight.

03:38I'd rather watch a couple midgets in a fist fight.

03:42MJ, your IG makes me really mad.

03:46And your content is nothing short of just sad.

03:49So shut it down.

03:51Close it down right now.

03:52And redo it when you find someone to show you how.

03:57To post some videos that are entertaining.

04:00Your Instagram sucks.

04:02Now I swear I'm done complaining.

04:04Just kidding.

04:06I have a little more to say.

04:08This diss track can only end in one way.

04:12We all know his name is Certified Touchknit.

04:16But your Instagram is Certified Dog.

04:19What?

04:19First of all, what are you talking about?

04:23Wait, wait, let it finish.

04:24There you go.

04:26Let it finish with all your little noises and explosions?

04:29Yeah.

04:29I never made fried fish on my Instagram.

04:32So what are you talking about?

04:32Yeah, you did.

04:33No, I didn't.

04:34You're made of the fish dish all the time.

04:36It's all you make.

04:36No, no.

04:37It's all you know how to make.

04:38Oh, no.

04:38That and cacio de pipi.

04:40No, it's cacio de pipi.

04:42And you make fried fish.

04:43Don't say you don't.

04:44It's not fried fish.

04:45I pan seared some salmon for the kids.

04:48Hey, Skrizzles.

04:49I couldn't rhyme with pan seared, sorry.

04:51Skrizzle.

04:51You can't rhyme with pan seared.

04:53Skrizzle's not here.

04:54MJ, we know you like to stay up late.

04:57Now it's time to deactivate.

04:59I'm not deactivating my Instagram.

05:01Yeah, that's good.

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