What's In The Box

Beasley Digital

4/17/2025

What's In The Box

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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to unveil to you the mystery box.

00:03Oh, what's in the box?

00:05Classic scene from the movie Seven.

00:08He's kept asking, what's in the box?

00:09That's what Melanie's asking right now.

00:10What's in the box?

00:11Well, Melanie, it's a mystery, and we can't tell you until you put your hands in there and feel around.

00:15Oh, I'm aware.

00:17Okay, so now's the time.

00:18This is the actual worst.

00:21Like, why?

00:22Why did I decide to go into radio?

00:23Now is the time we have to leave the studio, and we tell the audience what's in the box,

00:26and we'll bring you back in in just a second,

00:28and then you'll dive into the box.

00:30So see you later for a second.

00:32Bye.

00:33We have to put it.

00:33All right, go ahead.

00:34See ya.

00:34Go ahead.

00:35All right, and then Kevin.

00:36Kevin, can you run in here real quick?

00:37I might need your help in here.

00:38I can.

00:38Yeah, thanks.

00:39All right, so Melanie is walking.

00:40Bye.

00:41Bye.

00:42Oh, yeah, bye.

00:44I'm also not coming back.

00:45This could be her last day, the mystery box.

00:47Hold on a second here.

00:50All right, here you go.

00:51Can you just, like, can you cut the sides of that maybe and open it up so it's flat?

00:55Here you go.

00:55All right, so I'm going to tell you all this is.

00:56So there's been the at-work refrigerator over the side so it lays flat.

01:03You know what I'm saying?

01:03Just whatever.

01:04Kevin, go stand in her spot so it's on video.

01:07The at-work refrigerator, there has been a piece of Tupperware with a Ziploc in it.

01:14It's been there a very long time.

01:16And an email just went out asking the owner of this to take it.

01:19It's been in there for 30 days.

01:20And so we've got it, and we'll put it into the mystery box.

01:24It looks like.

01:25What is this?

01:26This is from the fridge?

01:27The at-work fridge, yeah.

01:28And there's an email that just went out and said, please remove this immediately because it's been there for over 30 days.

01:32All right, yeah, we can put it in.

01:33That's good, Kevin.

01:34So we're going to put it in.

01:35We don't know what kind of food it is.

01:37It looks like cereal maybe.

01:39Yeah, but whatever it is, the person clearly forgot about it.

01:42Now she's going to go in and feel around and describe it.

01:44Let's bring Melanie back in.

01:46Kevin, don't let her see that.

01:47I know.

01:48That's why I'm moving it over here for a second.

01:49All right, so Melanie's going to come back in.

01:50She'll feel around.

01:51Melanie!

01:51And she does not have her phone, so her friends can't text her.

01:55All right, let's welcome Melanie back to the studio, everybody.

01:57All right.

01:57It's unbelievable.

01:59Oh, what's in the box?

02:01All right, Melanie, you're, you're, you're.

02:02Just so you know, I hate you all.

02:04Okay.

02:05No, no, no.

02:05This is good.

02:06Why are there scissors here?

02:07I don't know.

02:07Don't worry about it.

02:08Okay, Melanie's standing behind the mystery box.

02:12Put your hands.

02:13I'm going to put my long sleeves down.

02:15Put your hands inside of the box.

02:18Put your hands inside of the box.

02:20No, no, no.

02:20You want to touch it with your hands.

02:22No, I don't want to.

02:22You won't know what it is.

02:24I know, but I need to make sure it's not biting me first.

02:26Okay, I promise.

02:27It's the only clue I'm going to give you.

02:29We're up against it here.

02:30It's 841.

02:30We're up against it.

02:31You need to touch it with your hands to explain to the audience.

02:34Oh, yeah, and take your headphones off, too.

02:36Why?

02:36Because I may have to give them clues along the way.

02:38I mean, I've already told them, but I may have to.

02:40Yeah, there you go.

02:40All right, so Melanie's hands are inside the holes of the box.

02:44And start describing what you're feeling, Melanie.

02:46I already told you it's not going to bite you.

02:47I don't trust you.

02:48How many times do I have to say that?

02:50Okay.

02:50Just exclaim.

02:52Ugh!

02:53What?

02:53I don't know.

02:55Put your both hands.

02:56Both hands have to go in.

02:57No, I don't want to do this.

02:58Both hands have to go in.

03:00Both hands.

03:01Oh, man.

03:02Just explain what you're feeling.

03:05Feeling the box right now.

03:06Go farther.

03:07No.

03:08I don't know.

03:09Is it a paper towel?

03:10Why am I feeling some sort of like...

03:12In the middle.

03:12In the middle of the box.

03:13Put your hands in the middle of the box.

03:15You haven't touched it yet.

03:15If there is a freaking animal.

03:17There's not an animal.

03:18It's not going to bite.

03:18Just...

03:18No!

03:19Something's furry!

03:20She just made contact.

03:21She just made contact.

03:22Something is furry.

03:23She made contact.

03:24Go in.

03:25Something's furry!

03:26You have to go put your hands in it and feel it.

03:27Please.

03:27I did feel it!

03:28Real quick.

03:29It's not fur.

03:29Something felt fluffy or something.

03:33Get in there!

03:34Just come on.

03:35We've got...

03:36Go all the way in, then down.

03:39Yeah, down.

03:39Just go down.

03:40Hands down.

03:40All the way down.

03:41No, put your hand...

03:41It's very flat.

03:42It's not going to hurt you.

03:43It's not going to hurt you.

03:45It's not...

03:45I don't...

03:46A little bit more.

03:46It's not going to hurt you.

03:47Okay, I feel paper.

03:48No.

03:49No, in the middle.

03:50Just put your hands in the middle of the box.

03:53It's not going to hurt you.

03:56There, you're left.

03:56Her hands are going back and forth.

03:58Ew, it's sticky.

03:59Okay.

03:59All right.

04:00Gosh, it's not fluffy.

04:01It's sticky.

04:02Okay.

04:02All right, so we got fluffy.

04:03We got sticky.

04:04Does it smell at all?

04:06No.

04:06Does it smell at all?

04:07Oh, it does.

04:08Like what?

04:08Okay, do you have a guess at what it is?

04:10The audience listening knows.

04:11Do you have a guess?

04:11Sorry.

04:13God, what is it?

04:15Smelling at all?

04:15No, what's in the box?

04:16Is it rice?

04:18Okay, here it is.

04:19An email that they just got this morning that the company sent out.

04:21Because you obviously didn't check your email this morning.

04:23But it said, whoever owns the green Tupperware in the fridge, it's been there for over 30 days.

04:29You are such an...

04:30And can you please remove it immediately?

04:33Oh, it smells.

04:33So we don't know what it is, but that was the contents of the Tupperware.

04:38It smells rancid.

04:39Oh, what's in the box?

04:41That's probably why we wanted to get out of the radio station.

04:44All right, y'all.

04:44That's a mystery box.

04:45Not as bad as you thought, right?

04:47What were you worried about?

04:48What was your number one fear?

04:49No, I'm not telling you.

04:50I'm not.

04:51Are you kidding me?

04:52She's not going to bother.

04:52Oh, what's in the box?

04:54Oh, what's in the box?

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