What's In The Box
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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to unveil to you the mystery box.
00:03Oh, what's in the box?
00:05Classic scene from the movie Seven.
00:08He's kept asking, what's in the box?
00:09That's what Melanie's asking right now.
00:10What's in the box?
00:11Well, Melanie, it's a mystery, and we can't tell you until you put your hands in there and feel around.
00:15Oh, I'm aware.
00:17Okay, so now's the time.
00:18This is the actual worst.
00:21Like, why?
00:22Why did I decide to go into radio?
00:23Now is the time we have to leave the studio, and we tell the audience what's in the box,
00:26and we'll bring you back in in just a second,
00:28and then you'll dive into the box.
00:30So see you later for a second.
00:32Bye.
00:33We have to put it.
00:33All right, go ahead.
00:34See ya.
00:34Go ahead.
00:35All right, and then Kevin.
00:36Kevin, can you run in here real quick?
00:37I might need your help in here.
00:38I can.
00:38Yeah, thanks.
00:39All right, so Melanie is walking.
00:40Bye.
00:41Bye.
00:42Oh, yeah, bye.
00:44I'm also not coming back.
00:45This could be her last day, the mystery box.
00:47Hold on a second here.
00:50All right, here you go.
00:51Can you just, like, can you cut the sides of that maybe and open it up so it's flat?
00:55Here you go.
00:55All right, so I'm going to tell you all this is.
00:56So there's been the at-work refrigerator over the side so it lays flat.
01:03You know what I'm saying?
01:03Just whatever.
01:04Kevin, go stand in her spot so it's on video.
01:07The at-work refrigerator, there has been a piece of Tupperware with a Ziploc in it.
01:14It's been there a very long time.
01:16And an email just went out asking the owner of this to take it.
01:19It's been in there for 30 days.
01:20And so we've got it, and we'll put it into the mystery box.
01:24It looks like.
01:25What is this?
01:26This is from the fridge?
01:27The at-work fridge, yeah.
01:28And there's an email that just went out and said, please remove this immediately because it's been there for over 30 days.
01:32All right, yeah, we can put it in.
01:33That's good, Kevin.
01:34So we're going to put it in.
01:35We don't know what kind of food it is.
01:37It looks like cereal maybe.
01:39Yeah, but whatever it is, the person clearly forgot about it.
01:42Now she's going to go in and feel around and describe it.
01:44Let's bring Melanie back in.
01:46Kevin, don't let her see that.
01:47I know.
01:48That's why I'm moving it over here for a second.
01:49All right, so Melanie's going to come back in.
01:50She'll feel around.
01:51Melanie!
01:51And she does not have her phone, so her friends can't text her.
01:55All right, let's welcome Melanie back to the studio, everybody.
01:57All right.
01:57It's unbelievable.
01:59Oh, what's in the box?
02:01All right, Melanie, you're, you're, you're.
02:02Just so you know, I hate you all.
02:04Okay.
02:05No, no, no.
02:05This is good.
02:06Why are there scissors here?
02:07I don't know.
02:07Don't worry about it.
02:08Okay, Melanie's standing behind the mystery box.
02:12Put your hands.
02:13I'm going to put my long sleeves down.
02:15Put your hands inside of the box.
02:18Put your hands inside of the box.
02:20No, no, no.
02:20You want to touch it with your hands.
02:22No, I don't want to.
02:22You won't know what it is.
02:24I know, but I need to make sure it's not biting me first.
02:26Okay, I promise.
02:27It's the only clue I'm going to give you.
02:29We're up against it here.
02:30It's 841.
02:30We're up against it.
02:31You need to touch it with your hands to explain to the audience.
02:34Oh, yeah, and take your headphones off, too.
02:36Why?
02:36Because I may have to give them clues along the way.
02:38I mean, I've already told them, but I may have to.
02:40Yeah, there you go.
02:40All right, so Melanie's hands are inside the holes of the box.
02:44And start describing what you're feeling, Melanie.
02:46I already told you it's not going to bite you.
02:47I don't trust you.
02:48How many times do I have to say that?
02:50Okay.
02:50Just exclaim.
02:52Ugh!
02:53What?
02:53I don't know.
02:55Put your both hands.
02:56Both hands have to go in.
02:57No, I don't want to do this.
02:58Both hands have to go in.
03:00Both hands.
03:01Oh, man.
03:02Just explain what you're feeling.
03:05Feeling the box right now.
03:06Go farther.
03:07No.
03:08I don't know.
03:08I don't know.
03:09Is it a paper towel?
03:10Why am I feeling some sort of like...
03:12In the middle.
03:12In the middle of the box.
03:13Put your hands in the middle of the box.
03:15You haven't touched it yet.
03:15If there is a freaking animal.
03:17There's not an animal.
03:18It's not going to bite.
03:18Just...
03:18No!
03:19Something's furry!
03:20She just made contact.
03:21She just made contact.
03:22Something is furry.
03:23She made contact.
03:24Go in.
03:25Something's furry!
03:26You have to go put your hands in it and feel it.
03:27Please.
03:27I did feel it!
03:28Real quick.
03:29It's not fur.
03:29Something felt fluffy or something.
03:33Get in there!
03:34Just come on.
03:35We've got...
03:36Go all the way in, then down.
03:39Yeah, down.
03:39Just go down.
03:40Hands down.
03:40All the way down.
03:41No, put your hand...
03:41It's very flat.
03:42It's not going to hurt you.
03:43It's not going to hurt you.
03:45It's not...
03:45I don't...
03:46A little bit more.
03:46It's not going to hurt you.
03:47Okay, I feel paper.
03:48No.
03:49No, in the middle.
03:50Just put your hands in the middle of the box.
03:53It's not going to hurt you.
03:56There, you're left.
03:56Her hands are going back and forth.
03:58Ew, it's sticky.
03:59Okay.
03:59All right.
04:00Gosh, it's not fluffy.
04:01It's sticky.
04:02Okay.
04:02All right, so we got fluffy.
04:03We got sticky.
04:04Does it smell at all?
04:06No.
04:06Does it smell at all?
04:07Oh, it does.
04:08Like what?
04:08Okay, do you have a guess at what it is?
04:10The audience listening knows.
04:11Do you have a guess?
04:11Sorry.
04:13God, what is it?
04:15Smelling at all?
04:15No, what's in the box?
04:16Is it rice?
04:18Okay, here it is.
04:19An email that they just got this morning that the company sent out.
04:21Because you obviously didn't check your email this morning.
04:23But it said, whoever owns the green Tupperware in the fridge, it's been there for over 30 days.
04:29You are such an...
04:30And can you please remove it immediately?
04:33Oh, it smells.
04:33So we don't know what it is, but that was the contents of the Tupperware.
04:38It smells rancid.
04:39Oh, what's in the box?
04:41That's probably why we wanted to get out of the radio station.
04:44All right, y'all.
04:44That's a mystery box.
04:45Not as bad as you thought, right?
04:47What were you worried about?
04:48What was your number one fear?
04:49No, I'm not telling you.
04:50I'm not.
04:51Are you kidding me?
04:52She's not going to bother.
04:52Oh, what's in the box?
04:54Oh, what's in the box?