Broken Arm Butt Wiping

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the perils of using the bathroom with two broken arms after discussing Jeremy Renner's recent injury on a movie set.

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00:00um jeremy renner just broke both of his arms doing a movie stunt he said it's not really

00:11going to affect the job it affects how i get dressed how i tie my shoes and go to the bathroom

00:17but outside of that i can get by to both arms he said that so he's well like i think when you break

00:23your elbow there's not much you can do about it right you know and then the wrist yeah but they'll

00:28just put like a cast on then they'll keep a long sleeve shirt on them or something how do you wipe

00:32your ass that's what he said he said the bathroom stuff oh my god somebody else we talked about this

00:38right if someone like if on the show if one of us both of our arms discussed who would help wipe our

00:43asses james and we we all hey guys please don't break both your arms yeah i had to recreate that

00:49praise every day i mean if it happens it happens you don't have to live that listen why i wasn't

00:55thrilled about the roller coaster ride you can't sit in here with mud butt you got to clean up shop

00:59uh you know what i think we would do we'd have to buy one of those temporary

01:03yeah a day you get a hose attachment you attach to the sink you turn the sink on you

01:10wouldn't we do it today would be perfect i'm not kidding that's what i'm holding the hose oh okay

01:15you're gonna hose me down yeah like you gotta bend over and spread them and i gotta

01:17quarter car wash your butthole yeah to do the peep show with one of us having two broken arms would

01:24be hilarious i mean honestly i wouldn't be able to do anything over here i'd be like sorry guys i

01:31can't turn i can't even turn on the mic to sit over here yeah i would oh kyle from toledo you did

01:38this too you also broke both your arms so fun so what happened i mean what couldn't you do so i

01:43couldn't really bend my elbows either so my arms were kind of like straight out for the first month or

01:47two oh yeah you're like the frankenstein right yeah oh my god exactly exactly but that's horrible

01:52so who wiped your ass my grandma oh and uh yeah it was and then to do showers you have to put like

02:00these space kind of like they're like sealed plastic tubes over your arms to keep the cast dry

02:07so someone else has to shower you too so someone had to wipe like shower your bits yeah shower

02:14everything i mean unless you don't want to wash your bits for six months and how old

02:17this happened i'm 23 now i happen i was about 20 at 20 someone is shout grandma showering my bits

02:25you know what it has to be grandma because grandma kyle yeah yeah oh my god grandma's got a loofa on my

02:32dong yeah i'm gonna see everything i got grandma don't easy grandma easy grandma

02:38it's clean now all right that's terrible that's terrible guys it's terrible oh that is inappropriate

02:50oh no oh kyle all the best to you dude oh man i don't want my grandma cleaning you can do like a

02:56bathtub or something kind of you got those you got the yeah you hold them up i would figure out ways i

03:02mean there'd be a million ways i'd figure out before i would i'd like where grandma's washing

03:07you down i'd set something up and i'd be like loofa figure out how to use your feet

03:12you know at least it became so flexible when she broke her arms that time i think my mom asked me

03:20this recently we have weird conversations she's like would you do that for me if i or something

03:24that came up and i was like no i'm like we're hiring help right so like it's because as our parents

03:30are getting older they're starting now to worry like oh yes when i shut down and i can't do

03:35anything are you gonna be there to wipe my ass and take care of me wash me no no no uh no none of us

03:46are um let's go to garrett hi garrett you've had this yes sir what happened with you

03:56i'm right-handed my right arm i had a cast all the way up to my shoulder my left arm

04:02uh didn't know it was broken until we got to the hospital so i did an x-ray just to be safe but

04:07i had a cast on that one up to my elbow so i had to learn to do everything with my left hand

04:12um ended up getting a shower a week after i got out of the hospital

04:17pops had to basically give me a sponge bath that was probably the most awkward thing i've ever

04:23oh yeah well boy get in there

04:25yeah can you imagine the bryster having to give chuck bryster have a deep deep deep

04:33gotta get clean boy he'd spray you down with his aerosol

04:38i'd be i'd be clean you could use one of those uh the shower things the sprayers

04:51oh yeah oh yeah you know bend just say bend over or whatever look the other way

04:54yeah yeah but then i can't you know the worst you know the worst would be that bryster just had the bar of soap in his hand

05:03oh boy he'd get he'd get right in there

05:06spray some body in your trash

05:08oh a lot of soap

05:09stuff with the plum in the face

05:12come on you got me in the eyes with that one

05:14you're right your dad would be old school

05:18yeah my dad wouldn't care

05:19you're gonna get over it you little cry baby

05:22you're gonna cry yourself to sleep tonight

05:24you just have a lava bar of lava soap and just just wrecking my b-hole with his hand

05:30oh come on

05:31i'm telling you he wouldn't be he

05:34loofah

05:35what do you what do you what is a loofah

05:37what the hell

05:39no

05:40no

05:42no

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