Lone Gray Ball Pube

Beasley Digital

Dave found something on his body that he couldn't believe and when he shared it with everyone on the show they were just as shocked by the discovery.

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00:00all right before we head out of here on a tuesday morning amazingly my voice survived

00:09the show thank goodness um i have noticed though you know the the sucky part about getting older

00:15there's so many sucky things but i did this is embarrassingly what you pooped yourself no i

00:22didn't poop myself thank god chuck my butthole goes i go yeah i know um i found my first

00:32gray pube no you did not you found a gray pube you shared it with all of us you found a gray pube i

00:41found a stark gray alone like one yeah but he stood proud yeah proud and gray that's a sad

00:52day we've talked about that years ago years ago remember we talked about gray pubes yes we were

00:58like so blown away by the fact that you could even think about it yeah like yeah we're devastated about

01:05it i am gray all on my chest like all the whole top layer of my chest hair is already it's already

01:15gray it comes in gray it's all gray it's so dyed my my beard is so dyed you know right

01:21but i was so shocked to discover it is it too soon because i don't my dad didn't go gray until

01:30late and i don't have a lot of gray hair anywhere on my body question what

01:35would would you dye your pubes

01:40if you see because if i was in the dating game yeah okay see that's why i was in the dating game

01:48i would definitely remove every single gray pube before a date yeah see like for me i it would be like

01:54a losing battle if i was in the dating game i'm so gray on my chest there's no getting over i'm old

02:00yeah you know but if all i had if i had like a bare chest but then i had my pubes and there was a

02:07few grays i think i would i think i'd dye them i do can you do that though i didn't think i would

02:13not worry about any kind of warning yeah but it's near your privates you gotta i would keep it away

02:19from my privates lease you know what i mean as best as i could does it make your donger look

02:23distinguished no makes it look old i can't believe dave has pubes long enough to see that they're

02:29turning colors well and it wasn't like they don't get crazy here right i take care of business but as i

02:34was cleaning up shop you look down and what well because if you have a gray in the in a forest of

02:41darkness yes on my balls is where it was oh my god yeah it wasn't really oh my god no that's where i

02:49would have thought you would have got it for the last place on earth oh my goodness i found a lone

02:54stark white my god my goodness i'm hoping it was just an anomaly it's not you know the only

03:01one hair was shocked at something no three weeks you'll have to know let it grow like there's not

03:07a whole bunch more to come anytime soon dave let's hope please imagine you just had like uh

03:12your balls are just covered in the beard of zeus we have to call him mr snow bush

03:17stop it hey look there's a little worm poking out of that snow bush like i said i've got it

03:24my seems to be working its way down so like my obviously my head on the sides would be gray

03:30my beard's gray arms don't look gray they're not they're they're not gray this here is gray

03:37yeah i've found them in my head before oh yeah my whole head my whole head i think some people go

03:43gray really young and some people not like my dad's not even gray like amber's family they all go gray

03:48really young but my dad was in his like 50s before he started gray hair so that's why i was so shocked

03:55and my lone gray ball pube yeah that's crazy what a discovery those words together i know guys

04:03i just i wasn't i wasn't gonna share but it shocked me to my core and it sounds like an emo band yeah

04:09i do not want big white balls like big white hair covered balls yeah no you don't but we're all

04:17gonna have them when we're old i mean but i'm not old yet no i'm saying when we are old and we know

04:22we're not taking care of ourselves anymore we're gonna be a disaster down there

04:26it's just sad times yeah sorry i stared at it did you rip that thing right out of there

04:38right out of there yeah you get him out and forget about it move on you know you know where he was at

04:44though right you took a mental load of where he was at checked and checked yeah the past couple

04:49of mornings okay make sure none reappear hopefully it was one and done well i hope you could have got

04:57a dead one like it might have been just clinging on for life and maybe it was a dead hair and it

05:01went gray that's what i think i'm not ready for gray balls no who is who is i'm not

05:05i'm not ready for high school no the same as it did mhm

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