Cats and Cheese Cast

Beasley Digital

A heated cheese debate divides the show and leads to the first ever Cheese Royal Rumble, which inspires a new podcast idea for Lisa.

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00:00um so 57 percent of people say they love pizza 41 percent say they wouldn't go as far as to say

00:13they love it oh my god well then but they like it a lot okay there's only two percent of americans

00:19that say i hate pizza it's only two percent only two percent i'm so confused by people who say they

00:24hate pizza i don't understand that tell you what a pizza hater hates about pizza they hate the sauce

00:30and they hate the cheese you know and if you hate sauce and cheese then you're evil yeah you're

00:37inherently evil does she hate pizza or just doesn't want to eat pizza oh it's it was a um anti-cheese

00:44um anti-cheese how did you ever meet up with her i don't understand anti-cheese union happened

00:52you know what she likes though she looks like provolone which is honestly the to me that's

00:56the most disgusting cheese i feel like it's flavorless i that's exactly what i just feel

01:03like it's nothing it's nothing it's just it's delicious on certain sandwiches you yeah oh my

01:08god yeah throw that provolone on there it doesn't really i dare you i dare you i'm pro provolone

01:16pepper jack instead of exactly chuck there's so many oh my god something i mean honestly i'm

01:22i'm like provolone is like an invisible cheese to me it is it's flavorless i feel that's what

01:27that's how i feel like i don't think it has any you guys aren't using it properly then yeah i don't

01:31know i don't know either i've tried it on roast beef but yeah i've tried it on an italian

01:37like something like that well i don't really eat that yeah no i wouldn't eat that but i've tried

01:40it on a few things and i'm like huh someone says this when they add provolone to my sub sandwich

01:47is basically a slice of air yep that's how i feel that's exactly how i feel really good provolone

01:52i feel like it's one of the least flavorful cheeses i honestly when i woke up this morning

01:56didn't think i'd get into a heated provolone debate no well nobody does nobody does here we

02:00are anybody would debate provolone because no one will admit it yeah

02:05no i'm just glad i admit what it's one of the worst cheeses it's i think swiss is way worse

02:11than provolone is terrible i'm with you swiss is terrible has holes that's the only thing

02:16that's the argument listen the only endearing thing about swiss is its holes is that anti-cheese

02:24i'm anti you yeah yeah i don't get it i get it and there's like provolone like there's a million

02:29cheeses that are just delicious um okay i think the worst cheese we've discovered cottage cheese

02:35oh god i don't even consider it a cheese i don't consider it a cheese i like cottage cheese

02:43and i know that it's not a popular uh position to choose yeah it is very controversial you know

02:49i grew up with it i like it andy not a cheese get the hell out i know andy i'm coming with you then

02:54i'm going with you you like cottage cheese yeah who are you people you don't like peppers and onions

03:01but you like cottage cheese yeah i know it's weird i don't understand growing up god it's good

03:05i used to be anti-ricotta cheese for a while but i'm back on the ricotta oh ricotta i'm always in

03:11the ricotta game now ricotta is flavorless but then again this is the same thing you add it to like a

03:16lasagna yeah it's good and then it's delicious if you're just joining us we're having the cheese

03:20royal rumble right here i had no idea it would turn into this we're taking cheese sides yeah it would

03:26be hilarious that every 15 seconds another different type of cheese is announced and

03:30we have to decide if that cheese i love that idea

03:33smoked gouda is the best that's the best of the cheeses that's the darling of the cheese game

03:40oh no here comes chatter and here comes pepper jack they pull through i don't know how to

03:46juice i can't juice i can't juice oh my god it's monster oh my god it's monster fire and brimstone

03:56don't look now don't look now fetters on his way into the ring

03:59oh my god it's a crumbly feta cheese it's a crumbly feta it's a cheese with juice

04:06gorgonzola gorgonzola everybody loves everybody strong it's a strong cheese it's a strong flavorful

04:14smelly cheese in the ring he's stinking up the joint right now this is part of blue cheese

04:20i like it it's weird but it's good you don't gotta think about it too long though

04:27better watch your back because here comes cream cheese coming to cream

04:29cheesecake

04:31that's cheesecake baby

04:34that little slut breeze coming into the ring

04:37look at that nobody understands that cheese with a spoon

04:41is there a guinness world record for the longest cheese talk on radio if if there is we've won it

04:47oh we definitely have won unless there's just cheese radio out there that we don't know about

04:51cheese radio

04:52hi i'm lisa and this is cheese radio

04:57this is lisa with cheese and cats

05:08my special guest today

05:10andy green

05:12hey i am passionate lisa about cheese and cats thank you for having me

05:17when you when you come in when you come on the show you have to bring your cat

05:21and of some kind of cheese

05:23this is biddy's and this is havarti

05:26oh my god that is so awesome look at biddy's and look at that havarti cheese

05:31let's slice it up and talk to your cat

05:34yeah

05:34it's the cheese and cat cast

05:36cheese and cat cast

05:39with lisa way

05:40i'm your host welcome

05:41it'd be way more popular than we'd ever get

05:44oh my god

05:45cheese and cat stuff

05:46oh my god

05:48yeah

05:48someone's gonna steal that idea

05:50there's no cat podcast

05:51oh man

05:53yeah it'll be fun

05:53it'll be fun to listen to

05:55that is just like cats

05:56i don't know one of those cats sing a song

05:58type of things

05:59that's how it comes out

06:01welcome to the

06:03hey what's up guys

06:04welcome to

06:05cats and cheese cast

06:06i'm your host lisa way

06:09i've got andy green here

06:11and his his cat littlest bitters

06:13loose here

06:14checking them out

06:15oh we are just happy

06:16as a clam to be here lisa

06:18thank you so much

06:19well thanks for coming

06:21uh here's the deal though

06:23you know you can't come on cats and cheese

06:26without a bringing your cat

06:28and number two

06:28what kind of cheese have you brought

06:30well lisa i've brought

06:32not one

06:33not two

06:35don't spoil us

06:36i've brought three cheeses

06:37oh my god

06:38i've brought three cheeses

06:39to the cats and cheese cast

06:40it's a cheese three way

06:43it is a cheese three way

06:45oh my god

06:46gonna get nasty today on

06:48god this studio is the nicest studio

06:50i've ever seen in my life

06:52that's because i make millions and millions of dollars

06:55off of the cats and cheese cast

06:58so i can just have the best ever

07:01like i

07:01incredible

07:02all my stuff works

07:04incredible

07:05i am now homeless

07:06this is all just made of glass

07:08someone says lisa's will be

07:10it's friday kittens

07:11then i'll have to go see my psychiatrist after

07:20because i've completely lost my mind

07:22i'll be one of those crazy cat ladies

07:23it's brilliance and insanity

07:26that line

07:26it is

07:27it'll make you a brilliant millionaire

07:28all right

07:30that's enough about cheese

07:31so

07:32and I'll keep an eye on that

07:48you

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