69th Birthday

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was honored after she just celebrated her 105th birthday and Dave shares something his mom said to him while they were celebrating her 69th birthday yesterday.

Transcript

00:00now i know you're not into uh much older women but i think you take whatever you could get i

00:09think maybe you might be going with this i want to give this one a ringy dingy oh here we go

00:14because this woman just celebrated a milestone birthday she was honored at the state capital

00:18in oklahoma uh she just turned 105 okay and like yourselves like yourself she loves kfc and

00:27twinkies oh wow my god well that'll it does it boosts your score kfc and twinkies i too love that

00:34those products the combination both of those here's the story from uh koco tv it's not enough

00:41probably i keep preaching myself you know maybe i'm asleep she roared through the world

00:46i told you let's wait till you buy a purple jacket and has lived in dell city she looks just like my

00:52grandma how many of you know somebody who has lived through both world wars wednesday lois

00:58wooten was honored by the state house of representatives days ahead of her 105th birthday

01:03i ate a lot of kentucky fried chicken and twinkies don't tell me that why not lois drove until she

01:12was 98 she still lives alone in her dell city house i don't like to cook much but eat a lot

01:19of frozen dinners but uh who cares but for someone who spent the vast majority of her life without

01:25a computer loves technology including her iphone you get text messages oh yes that's all i do

01:33that's all you do is text i don't like the phone i'd rather just take some sort of millennial

01:40yeah something she is something an oklahoma treasure still independent and you got pretty brown eyes

01:49oh my god oh my god yeah get some get some yeah bitch i wouldn't mind you filling me in

02:00he doesn't care you ever had a woman that's lived through two world wars

02:05Oh my God, I want to see how he reacts to that.

02:12Let's back it up a second here.

02:14You've got pretty brown eyes.

02:15You've got pretty brown eyes.

02:16Oh, well, thank you.

02:17Still able to make a reporter blush.

02:20Happy birthday, Lois Wooten, this year and for many more years to come.

02:25That kind of made me blush a little bit again, actually.

02:28So Lois spent 20 years as the cafeteria manager at Kerr Junior High.

02:32Her late husband was a firefighter at Tinker Air Force Base.

02:35A fantastic woman.

02:36Again, happy birthday.

02:38He is great.

02:39Firefighter and in the armed services.

02:41Yeah.

02:42So she was used to just getting railed.

02:44I was railed proper about 70 years ago.

02:47And all the sex kept her alive.

02:49I'll tell you why I'm alive.

02:51I'll show you where some breaking news is.

02:53Yeah.

02:54Right down here.

02:55Right under these trousers.

02:57You get these purple pants off me.

02:59There's another surprise.

03:01I swear to God.

03:02Like my my grandma.

03:06That's exactly how my grandma dressed right there.

03:08To a tee to a tee.

03:10And eventually she was even like in a wheelchair.

03:13She looked like it's exact.

03:14It's like a crazy weird.

03:17Was she that uniform you buy?

03:19I'm assuming she had to be pretty horny because she never really got with anyone else after my grandpa died.

03:25She was like, no, it was my guy.

03:27That's it.

03:28I don't give a crap.

03:29Yes.

03:30I think a certain age, like all your clothes just become purple.

03:34I'm telling you, my mom is going down this purple lane already.

03:40She loves purple now.

03:42That's like a bad Prince song.

03:44Purple lane.

03:45Purple lane.

03:46Yeah.

03:47Listen, I got seconds left.

03:49You brown eyed, delicious piece of meat.

03:52Come on.

03:53Send me to heaven.

03:54Why don't you shut these cameras off and give me a what for her downstairs.

03:58Yeah.

03:59Dancing Charleston on my bits.

04:01I'll do the Charleston shoe.

04:05Oh, no.

04:06You know what I'm talking about.

04:09Oh, yeah.

04:10Get down there.

04:11Get in there.

04:12I'm just texting away.

04:13Yeah.

04:14She's probably, now I know what she's doing.

04:16She's dirty.

04:17She's probably like Tinder.

04:18Here's my ta-tas.

04:19Hey, brown eyes.

04:20You want to give me her number?

04:21Yeah.

04:22His phone's blowing up.

04:24Here's my Snapchat.

04:25Yeah, she's got a Snapchat.

04:27Oh, it's Lois Wooten again.

04:29I pounded her in oblivion.

04:32Sent her off.

04:34I got an update for you.

04:36He keeps making news puns at him.

04:39Yeah.

04:40She's pretty amazing lady.

04:41But 105 and still hitting on guys.

04:43Still eating her KFC and her Twinkies.

04:45That is what's awesome is that you're 105.

04:47You're still totally with it.

04:49Yeah.

04:50Like that's the only way.

04:51That's the only way to live to 105.

04:53Yeah.

04:54That's crazy.

04:55How much is in her brain?

04:56Gosh.

04:57You know what?

04:58It was not awesome yesterday.

05:00So my mom's birthday today.

05:02Yeah.

05:03But we had a little party for her yesterday.

05:05And so she pulls me aside.

05:07You know, my mom is very nice.

05:09Yes.

05:10Sexually adventurous.

05:11She's just a jokester, right?

05:12Right.

05:13But she's like, David, you know what this is?

05:17I'm like, no, mom.

05:18I don't know.

05:19What do you mean?

05:20What is this?

05:21Your birthday party?

05:22No.

05:23Tamara.

05:24You know what Tamara is?

05:25Yeah.

05:26Your birthday.

05:27What birthday?

05:28Oh, my God.

05:2969.

05:30Oh, she got it.

05:32Yay!

05:33Yay!

05:34Oh, my God.

05:35Oh, my God.

05:36Oh, my God.

05:37Look at her.

05:38I got you.

05:39I bet.

05:40I know what's going on right now.

05:41Oh, no.

05:42We know how she's celebrating.

05:43Are you kidding me?

05:44Like, still.

05:45She's not in the best health.

05:46She, you know, she's not in the best mood sometimes, but she still had a 69 joke for me.

05:50That's awesome.

05:51That's good.

05:52Oh, God.

05:53Oh, I bet.

05:54I know it's embarrassing, but it's good.

05:55She could pull out the 69 joke.

05:5669.

05:57I'm like, Mom, I don't even know what that is.

06:01Please don't.

06:02Amber's like, what did your mom say?

06:03I'm like, I don't want to talk about it.

06:04Never mind.

06:05Don't talk about it.

06:06What did she say to you?

06:07Don't.

06:08At least she didn't say it in front of the whole group of people.

06:09No, thank God.

06:10She pulled you aside.

06:11Amber's parents were there.

06:12It would have been very awkward.

06:13Oh, man.

06:14Oh, no, Mom.

06:15Just me.

06:16She just wanted to make me, like, go beet red.

06:18Oh, why'd it switch?

06:20Uh-oh.

06:21What's happening there?

06:22We're trying to get the tingle.

06:23Yeah.

06:24We're trying to get the tingle.

06:25Trying to get the tingle.

06:26I don't need a tingle.

06:27A tingle.

06:28Yeah.

06:29There you go.

06:30Happy 69th birthday to my mom.

06:3369.

06:3469, dear.

06:35Oh, 69.

06:36All right.

06:37All right.

06:38Bye.

06:39Bye.

06:40Bye.

06:41Bye.

06:42Bye.

06:43Bye.

06:44Bye.

06:45Bye.

06:46Bye.

06:47Bye.

06:48Bye.

06:50Bye.

06:51Bye.

06:52Bye.

06:53Bye.

06:54Bye.

Category

Transcript

Recommended