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  • 4/23/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a couple with a 54-year age difference that makes content online, including for OnlyFans. The 26-year-old guy made news when he posted online celebrating his wife's 80th birthday. Of course, they find more than they bargained for when searching these people out online.

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00:00I believe we talked about this a couple a while ago.
00:10A man who married a 71-year-old woman when he was 18
00:14took to social media to honor his baby doll on her 80th birthday.
00:20Wow, they've been going strong, huh?
00:22So Gary Hardwick is about to turn 26,
00:25and his wife of eight years, Almeda,
00:28Almeda, that's an old lady name if you've ever heard of one.
00:32They're still going strong after meeting at her son's funeral several years ago.
00:38Yeah, we definitely talked about this.
00:40Happy birthday to the most amazing wife in the world,
00:43Gary posted on Instagram with an accompanying photo of Almeda.
00:49Oh my God, huh?
00:52She just looks like Al with a red wig on.
00:55Not our Al.
00:56No, I'm just because her name's Almeda.
00:58I thought you meant Al.
01:00No, not our Al.
01:01Jesus, let's throw an Al under the...
01:03Why are you so cruel to Al?
01:05Oh my God.
01:06Our Al.
01:07God, Dave, you're a son of a bitch.
01:07Just because I'm like Crocs.
01:10No, no, not you, Al.
01:11Oh my God.
01:12Because her name is Almeda, I believe she looks more like a man with a red wig on.
01:17I mean, but an old man.
01:19Yes.
01:20Well, I'm glad I don't have to stand up right now.
01:23I can't believe they're still together.
01:24I can't either.
01:25Not only that, they've started, of course.
01:27Oh, I thought they had.
01:29I thought they had something.
01:29I knew they were doing porns, but I wasn't sure if they were on OnlyFans.
01:32I don't, well, I don't even know if OnlyFans was a thing.
01:34It might not have been, but they definitely were doing stuff and putting it out there.
01:39Despite the age difference, Gary and Almeda insist their relationship is the real deal.
01:43At one point, they were temporarily banned from TikTok and had to remove posts after they
01:48were reported for their sexually explicit content.
01:50And that's when we saw them.
01:52Yeah.
01:52And they were TikTok.
01:53Yeah.
01:54And then they joined OnlyFans a couple of years ago, and that's where they post their
01:58fully explicit content.
02:01This guy really gives me the creeps.
02:03Yeah.
02:04Oh, he absolutely does.
02:05He does.
02:05Isn't that crazy?
02:06Like, he's creepier to me than her.
02:08Yeah.
02:09You haven't been creeped out yet.
02:12Uh-oh.
02:12Oh, really?
02:14Yep.
02:14Check your email, Dave.
02:18Oh, uh-oh.
02:19Jason did what I couldn't do.
02:20Oh, no.
02:21I'm a mother effing legend, man.
02:24I'm sorry to toot my own horn.
02:25Oh, no.
02:26Too much, too much, too much, too much.
02:27Yeah, no.
02:28We gotta see it.
02:28How much are we gonna see?
02:29All of it.
02:30Everything.
02:31Oh, my God.
02:33Look at that big old white ass of hers.
02:35Oh, shoot.
02:37Careful, Dave.
02:38Where'd it go?
02:39I'm glad.
02:40I'm glad to continue to hear in there.
02:41Yeah.
02:42Oh, no.
02:42Oh, no.
02:43You have to show up.
02:43No, I have to.
02:44Sorry.
02:45If there's any viruses, it's not my fault.
02:47Oh, yeah.
02:48Oh!
02:49Lisa, yikes.
02:50Lisa, yikes.
02:51Lisa almost ran out.
02:53Lisa almost ran out.
02:54Was that the lady?
02:55I don't know.
02:56Who was that?
02:56Don't yell at me.
02:58Was that the lady, Dave?
02:59No, the video that popped up was another can girl.
03:01Down to the left.
03:02Down to the left.
03:04Down six.
03:05You trying to go to the beager?
03:07Oh, no.
03:08No, there's four.
03:09That's only four.
03:10Down six is much worse.
03:12Oh, my God.
03:13You're not even seeing the bad stuff.
03:15That's a lot of fat.
03:17You're not even seeing it.
03:19Oh, my God.
03:20Put your weeder away, bitch.
03:21Down one from that.
03:22Man, that's how I look with my pants on.
03:24Where?
03:25Just right there.
03:26Oh, my God.
03:28Gross, Franny.
03:29Gross.
03:29How about down two from that?
03:32Oh, my God.
03:34That's what it was.
03:35Oh, my God.
03:37Oh, my God.
03:38I can't.
03:38I know.
03:39I know.
03:40Old vagina has burned my redness.
03:42I get it, Lise.
03:43I know you can't.
03:44Nobody can.
03:45How can you?
03:46No.
03:46That's just, I'm immune.
03:47How can you?
03:47I'm immune.
03:48No.
03:49I'm immune.
03:50You can't freak me out.
03:51There's a picture of him in the bathtub with his dong just out, too.
03:53Oh, yeah.
03:54If you go to the right.
03:55Oh, man.
03:56Oh, my God.
03:57You didn't have to click on it, Dave.
03:58Damn it.
03:58Yeah.
03:59Jesus, God.
04:00The preview.
04:01A little click happy, Dave.
04:02He is.
04:03He clicked right on that.
04:04Is that her?
04:05Why does she look like Skeletor there?
04:07No filters.
04:08Yeah.
04:09I mean.
04:09Oh, my God.
04:11Get away.
04:12Wow.
04:13Get away from me.
04:14How many pages do they have of this?
04:17Jason, you a-hole.
04:18I found 50 images.
04:19Yeah.
04:20One of my proudest moments.
04:22Oh, my God.
04:23Oh, God.
04:24Yeah.
04:25It looks like Gary Shandling is blowing him.
04:29That's what she looks like.
04:30Yeah.
04:31This one's not easy either, man.
04:33Or the vampire mare.
04:35Oh, the necro.
04:37Yeah.
04:37The necro mare.
04:38The necro mare.
04:38Yeah.
04:39What do we see in the end?
04:40Oh, God, bitch.
04:45Oh, hell on wheels.
04:47God, she's disgusting.
04:49Isn't that a TV show?
04:50It was, yes.
04:51Hell on wheels?
04:52It was very good.
04:53I'm like, why does he keep talking about this TV show?
04:55No, you guys, without makeup and filters, she's terrifying.
04:59Oh, what?
04:59Yeah, she's 80.
05:02He's no picnic either.
05:04No.
05:05Hey, now.
05:06Oh.
05:06I think I have a resemblance of this man, so let's be careful what we're saying about
05:11this guy.
05:11I'm just saying.
05:12We're the same.
05:13Do you think he's a picnic?
05:14No, he's just worrying.
05:16I think I'm a picnic.
05:16Yeah.
05:17I think you're better.
05:18I feel like I look much like this man.
05:19Oh, I think you're way better.
05:22Well, thank you.
05:23I'd watch your OnlyFans any day, buddies.
05:26Oh, God.
05:27Oh, my goodness.
05:28Oh, wow.
05:29Are there people paying $10 a month for this?
05:34God.
05:34I mean, I don't know how many.
05:35Yeah, who are they?
05:36Why are they paying for this?
05:37I think it's the other people that are like him, where they're into grandmas, and then
05:42this guy's living their dream, you know?
05:44A bunch of sickos.
05:45Yeah.
05:46That's not a dream.
05:47That's Saw 12.
05:49They have so many followers.
05:50Who are they?
05:51Why are they?
05:52I don't know.
05:53God.
05:54Click on their followers and see if Jason's on there.
05:57Don't do that.
05:58I sure wasn't able to find their new top of the worms.
06:00You don't want to open that can of worms.
06:01If you want to see them, at least check out their Instagram page.
06:05It's Gary and Almeda.
06:07A-L-M-E-D-A.
06:08If you click on that, is it going to show you people?
06:11If you click on followers?
06:14Yeah.
06:14I believe it does.
06:15Oh, God.
06:16If you don't have it, you know, private.
06:18Thank God the guy that works here is not following them.
06:20Every time we click on something, he seems to be following people.
06:23Dude, if he did, I would die laughing.
06:26I would pass out.
06:27Yeah.
06:27Yeah.
06:28It'd be the end of Janice.
06:29It's so gross, you guys.
06:30It's all so gross.
06:31I don't even know whose cheeks were which in that last one.
06:34Yeah, it's tough.
06:35That bathroom shot of like that, because to me, like, one of the best things you can see
06:40when you're with somebody is you walk around the corner.
06:44It's so gross.
06:45And they're like, nude.
06:46Happy birthday.
06:47That's like a horror film.
06:48Yeah.
06:49Like, that's what I'd see right before.
06:50It almost looks like the nun.
06:50Right.
06:51Yeah.
06:51Yes.
06:52But the nun to blow you.
06:53Yes.
06:54Right?
06:54Like.
06:55Mm-mm.
06:56Looks like Rob Zombie directed her vagina.
06:58Yeah, exactly.
07:00And he nailed it.
07:02It's one of the scariest things I've ever seen.
07:04He did.
07:05He nailed it.
07:06Oh, my God.
07:08You know, like, when you think about, like, you see someone.
07:10Dare we share the link?
07:12Dare we share it?
07:13I think you can share the link.
07:15Just make sure people know what they're in for.
07:18It's not.
07:19Okay.
07:20So this is going out there.
07:21Just.
07:22Yeah.
07:23Beware.
07:23Okay?
07:24It's going to be, if you go to our Twitter or X account, search for Dave and Chuck the
07:29Freak, and you'll find this here, but I'm just warning you.
07:33It's not safe for almost everywhere, right?
07:35I can't wait to see what teaser shows up.
07:38Oh, I'm thinking about that, too.
07:39Oh, God.
07:39We should probably look.
07:41Okay.
07:41Oh, it's great.
07:42It's great.
07:42It doesn't show.
07:44It just shows you the link.
07:45But it is not safe for life.
07:46Hopefully it's not picked number six on the left column.
07:50Oh, my God.
07:51That's the key.
07:51That was the scariest one.
07:53Yep.
07:53That thing was, like, staring at me like the eye of Sauron.
07:56Oh, my God.
07:57God.
07:58Gilf bloodhound at your service.
08:00Oh, my God.
08:00He's good.
08:01I mean, I've got to be honest.
08:02He's good.
08:04He's real good.
08:06It's bad times.
08:06It's not easy.
08:07Bad, bad times.
08:07But, again, if you want to see it, if you're a Zico, search Dave and Chuck on Twitter,
08:12and you'll find it there.
08:13That's a lot more than you bargained for today.
08:15Yeah, I know it is for sure.
08:16I know it is for sure.