Traffic Food Delivery

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a fast food company that is testing a motorcycle delivery service that will bring your order straight to your car, while you are stuck in traffic.

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00:00i feel like it would be easier to be stuck in horrible traffic for a lot of people if they

00:08had some delicious food with them sure burger king just finished up a test of a new delivery service

00:13where someone on a motorcycle brings food right to your car if you're stuck in a bad traffic jam

00:22wait till the wait till they die right the delivery person yeah because isn't it illegal

00:27to drive i thought so now i will say they tested it in mexico city maybe never mind

00:34there are no rules in mexico city never mind totally just don't die yeah they're trying

00:4463 percent jump in their delivery services in that one week because of this yeah oh sure so many people

00:49are ordering so now they're going to go to other cities though they are going to try it in los

00:54angeles that'll be hard and shanghai wow and if it works well there they're going to think about

01:00sending it out across the country i didn't think a motorcycle was allowed to travel in between

01:05cars like on the lines they're not here but mexico city yeah mexico city but if they're going to try

01:12it in la how are they going to get yeah that's true this is how like fat we're getting like

01:18overweight and there's no way i can wait to get home to eat

01:21you know i think possibly we could order some bk i'd love that let's get some whoppers roadside

01:37motorcycle stuff over here right here right here right here you notice uh when you're gonna when

01:46you drop it after you see uh two uh actual burger king crowns on top of our car yeah we got the

01:52crowns up you'll see you'll know yeah you'll know who it is you'll know who it is crowns up

01:58crowns up crowns up crowns up

02:04yep okay so it is legal in california lane splitting in california is legal oh wow there we go so they can

02:11do it there that's they obviously looked into it before they launched the service oh it seems like it

02:15would be hard to find the person too like a big traffic jam same vehicles i was on the road in a

02:22foreign land uh in like a bus being shuttled and there was a motorcycle guy cutting in between and

02:29a car went right in front of him like he almost was squished between the bus and this car he just

02:36barely lived but i'm like there's that's foreign that's the travel for you right there hi burger king

02:41i'd like to register a complaint i ordered a motorcycle whopper about 25 minutes ago uh it's

02:47not a ride i believe the guy might have been squished to death on the road he might be dead

02:52but if anybody gets a whopper i'd like to at least at the end of the day and be charged

02:55another guy okay but there's so many problems here so many what if traffic moves right and you're in

03:01they're gonna catch you they're gonna well they gotta chase you down la they know right like

03:06you're going to be on the highway for an hour and a half yeah you're stuck they're gonna catch you

03:12because it'll be like how do you find my particular car you gotta look for whether you'd give the

03:17license plate and then you'd give your description of your car and probably there's a gps gps they can

03:23that they have to we're two days over we told him crowns up

03:38they have a special compartment for your food

03:44they might have a saddlebag warm yeah like some kind of heated saddlebag under their butt it's

03:50crazy well it's it's the future people need to eat they need to eat everywhere oh my god

03:56so it'll be a drone it'll be just a drone landing on your car dropping it off for you

04:02anyway you could send me a submarine i am uh doing a little deep sea diving and i am famous

04:07how you doing uh burger king i'm in a pool right now just uh sitting here

04:10some pretty uh just send that old submarine maybe like a tiny little sea plane land it

04:19land it on us hopefully you don't get a reaction you have to go to the bathroom right after

04:22uh-oh roppers were a mistake crowns down crowns down don't get the onion rings oh yeah

04:29there you go running oh my god oh i need one of those police lights on the top of my car for this

04:35diarrhea fit uh 1-800 uh portable porter johns we need you big time you get high on the tail of

04:44that motorcycle bound whopper man you understand me there's the guy with a motorcycle with a

04:49with a bathroom built on the back of it

04:52up comes james on his portable toilet

05:01somebody call for a portable pooper you can charge a lot for that thing i'm telling you

05:08emergency they go hand in hand yeah they do they've been like tow trucks waiting at the

05:12side of the road you just see those portable toilets just waiting at the side that's all

05:15business sustains the other that's right

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