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Retail Freakouts
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about what it's like having to deal with rude and crazy customers while working in retail.
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i was just actually i met one of these guys yesterday unfortunately um i had to go to home
00:08
depot to pick something up and there was this big nasty smelly man yeah and as this woman's
00:16
trying to help me he's like can i pay for this jesus he walks right up in between us and i look
00:22
at the dude and she's like sir i'm helping someone currently he's like i just want to pay for this
00:28
is that all right she's like yes of course but when i'm finished with the customer i'm currently
00:34
helping yeah she was in the middle of a transaction with me yeah and i look at the guy i'm like yeah
00:38
i'm currently getting stuff and he's like he looks at me and he looks at her and she's like they're
00:45
all effing idiots well he's got a point and he's right it could have been a thing though like that
00:51
guy could cuckoo and well yeah that's it mental but i mean cuckoo and a boom boom
00:56
what does that mean she speaks like her own little sound effect yeah
01:07
but he just wanted you know like ching ching walk you know what i mean that's all he wanted
01:23
you just want a ching ching everybody wants a ching ching walk walk wrong yeah
01:28
pitter patter pitter patter you know ching ching pitter patter that's what he wanted but now you
01:34
got cuckoo and a boom boom that's what he could have done when you do the craziest thing in front
01:39
of lisa like it's upper echelon crazy that's what she does she goes a cuckoo um someone said that they
01:45
worked as a hylo operator in a steel yard and a construction worker came in for a pickup he threw
01:51
a shovel at me and said throw this out like the piece of trash you are said i'd never met this man
01:58
before well my ex marine co-worker strolled over i'm gonna take care of this one calmly
02:05
calmly picked up the shovel and proceeded to beat his ass with it then called my boss on the phone to
02:12
explain best day at work ever hey boss i had to beat someone's ass with a shovel today you did yeah
02:19
that's right oh he came in through a shovel at rick okay does he know rick or uh no he called him a
02:27
piece of trash so i just i gotta be honest with you yeah he's barely hanging on to life you beat him
02:32
within an inch of his life i did he's right on the edge all right well you get you do bang up work so
02:37
appreciate you thanks thanks boss i'm gonna handle this right now oh man uh kyle's with us on the
02:46
david chuck lines on a regular line here hey kyle good morning combat trained mhm good morning guys
02:52
how you doing good uh long time listener first time caller thank you man um for like maybe six or
02:58
seven years when i was a younger man i worked at taco bell yeah one day we had no mild sauce
03:04
in the store whatsoever oh my god jesus i think i'm like one of the more bubbly human beings like
03:10
i'm happy i i want to make people happy in the drive-thru so i give him a huge spiel like
03:15
buenos noches welcome to taco bell that jazz yeah and uh
03:19
i think he gets so flustered to the point that he's like trying to swing on me over some mild sauce
03:28
it's always the sauce i wrote you a letter of apology
03:31
it was a moment of weakness i needed the mild sauce kyle okay yeah just let it go that's
03:39
those uh drive-thru sauces are a high stakes game they are they are yeah i mean i make sure you get
03:46
it right see i think um like there was a time for me where i would not go any hotter of a sauce
03:54
than mild i like hot however i think that when i went hotter it was because of this i was like well
04:04
you know what that was all you had give me what do you have and they're like well we have i'm like
04:08
give me the goddamn sauce then whatever you got yeah you go back down you buy me some goddamn sauce
04:15
i'm probably gonna poop for 20 straight days it's gonna burn my ass we have it hot what do you got
04:22
give me a den oh god this is gonna be terrible putting it on wrapping it up just right you know
04:30
what that's pretty good i think i like the heart now um we're talking about people who freak out in
04:37
retail situations uh someone said i used to work in an adult novelty shop one day this guy came in and
04:42
was clearly stealing the silicone eight inch dildos and stuffing him in his pants james why
04:48
is everybody gonna message the show about all the things i've been up to i know um they said i
04:53
confronted him and asked him to remove said dildos from his sweatpants then he accused me of staring
04:58
at his dong are you staring at my dong nope the dildos he ran out of the store calling me a dirty
05:05
whore and while he was running five eight inch hot pink dildos fell out of his pants he was so
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embarrassed he started crying and was never to be seen again that has to be the hardest retail
05:16
one of the hardest retail jobs adult novelty oh my god can i be honest with you normally you're a
05:22
special kind of that's it that's right you have to be a special kind of person to work in an adult
05:26
novelty store because nothing can phase you no right yeah no you gotta be that you can't be looking
05:31
for oh just a ball gag maybe a human cage oh right over here oh i don't know gotta be honest with you
05:40
i'm looking for uh some taint clips and also probably with chains attached to a butt plug that then
05:46
go down this way electricity then shoots through my nipple it's on sale it's on sale oh wow have
05:52
you ever tried that have you ever tried this thing all the time yeah that's the thing that's it
05:57
excuse me ma'am could you mind locking me in this cage real quick so i can test it out i really want
06:02
to see if i can escape oh oh okay no that's quality stuff that's quality stuff i'll take five i'm looking
06:09
for men's garter belt and uh thigh high combo you want to try that on i do there you go how do i look
06:18
you look great you're beautiful thank you how do i look i'm telling you it's a special
06:25
they're special they're different you have to be special you do
06:29
you look beautiful
06:31
you go in there for your ego boost yeah you're like thanks thanks i feel you know what i feel beautiful
06:44
thank you
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