Two Guys, One Game: Episode three

Beasley Digital

4/17/2025

Chuck and James review \"Techno Kitten Adventure\".

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00:00Hey, we gotta go film the third episode of Two Guys, One Video Game in a minute here.

00:14They're actually letting us shoot a third video?

00:16Yeah!

00:16You mean after feeding each other chocolate ice cream?

00:19Ice cream, yes.

00:20After you somersaulting in with the fog?

00:23With the fog, yes.

00:24Everything, they're still good to do another episode.

00:26Okay, don't you think though for this next video we should kind of tone it down a bit?

00:32Yeah, that might be a good idea.

00:33Okay.

00:33Hey, what's up?

01:00It's time for another episode of Two Guys, One Video Game.

01:05I am Chuck the Freak.

01:06This is James.

01:07And this episode we're going to review Techno Kitten Adventure.

01:14Wow.

01:14Meow.

01:15Techno Kitten Adventure is another Xbox indie game.

01:18Thank you to the listener who emailed us the submission.

01:21The game was quite interesting, I would say.

01:24All you have to do is hold the A button down and it brings your kitty with the jetpack up

01:28and you release and it lets the kitty with the jetpack come back down.

01:31All the while, you're just trying to avoid these little star-shaped fields.

01:35Oh yeah, it sounds that easy, but it's not because the whole screen is actually going

01:39A-b***t.

01:41It is quite nuts.

01:42It appears like the inventors of the game don't want you to win at all.

01:46Like, there's a point in the game when you play the meat level.

01:49Yeah.

01:49Where you've got flying hot dogs, bacon, sausages.

01:52There are multiple cats that you can unlock to fly, and so it's kind of addictive.

01:58You want to get to the high score.

02:00Exactly.

02:01So that you can unlock these cats.

02:02You want all your different cat options.

02:03The cats you unlock, they're easier to control up and down.

02:07Oh, so cats have better stats.

02:09Yes.

02:10Would you call it a side scroller?

02:11I don't know what you would call it, but all it is, the screen just keeps moving.

02:15All these different distractions pop in.

02:17There's a level that I feel like, if you're in a 90s tween, you'll get this reference.

02:24It's like Lisa Frank on acid.

02:27Okay?

02:28Dolphins, unicorns, rainbows, clouds, stars, all that crap.

02:34And I'll tell you that you're going along okay, but then when the music breaks down,

02:39because I do believe it's designed to play this game and dance and sing to the music

02:45at the same time.

02:46And when the breakdown happens...

02:48That's when everything goes crazy.

02:49When the breakdown hits, the screen goes nuts, it's shaking, it can go blurry.

02:53It's almost impossible.

02:55I hate it.

02:56Yeah, I hate the game too, quite frankly.

02:58I thought it would be right up our alley, but I'm going to have to give this game kind

03:03of a thumbs down.

03:04Yeah, I'm going thumbs down as well.

03:06I'm not a big fan.

03:06Like I said, I'd love to love the game, but I hate it.

03:10Enough about what...

03:12He's on me.

03:13He's touching me.

03:15Oh, that's a good one.

03:16Oh, he's afraid of what James has done to him in the past.

03:20All right.

03:22Same to you, unicorn.

03:23All right.

03:23Well, that's going to do it for this episode of Two Guys, One Video Game.

03:27This is Chuck the Freak, and I'm James from Dave and Chuck the Freak.

03:30And remember, if you want to suggest a game for us to review, shoot us an email at Dave

03:34and Chuck the Freak at WRIF dot com.

Two Guys, One Game: Episode three

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