Two Guys, One Video Game: Episode 5

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4/17/2025

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00:00My name is Dave Schellinger.

00:02I am a web developer at TurtleHut Internet Marketing.

00:06Someone asked me what I wanted out of my education at Spex, and I said that I wanted to be able

00:10to help people or companies have a better presence online.

00:13The classes at Spex Howard were flexible because it allowed me to maintain my schedule during

00:18the day.

00:19It allowed me to keep my job and not interrupt my family.

00:22I'm really happy about the fact that I had the opportunity to go back to school and change

00:26my life.

00:30James, I think it's time we call Activision and see if we can't secure that Call of Duty

00:36game you want to review.

00:37Oh yeah, we need that for the next episode of Two Guys, One Video Game.

00:40Patch me through.

00:45Activision, hey.

00:47Chuck the Freak, Two Guys, One Video Game, huge smash hit video game review.

00:52Most homoerotic video game review on the net.

00:55The most homoerotic video game review on the net.

00:59Yeah, we're looking to secure that new Call of Duty game that you have coming out next

01:04month.

01:05What's it called?

01:06Call of Duty Black Ops 3.

01:07Call of Duty Black Ops 3.

01:08Call of Duty Black Ops 3.

01:09Uh huh.

01:10Yeah, we think it'll be huge for you if you let us review it.

01:13We'll do a great review.

01:14All you have to do is send it to us a little bit early and then we'll get it online and

01:18it'll be big.

01:19Yeah.

01:20Yeah.

01:21Two guys, one video game.

01:23Two guys, one video game.

01:25Big.

01:26It's on there.

01:27You should be able to.

01:28Just do it.

01:29Two guys, one video game.

01:30Make sure you put in video game there.

01:33They're not giving us the game.

01:34We're not going to get the game?

01:35We're not going to get the game?

01:37Well go f*** yourself then.

01:39How are we going to f***ing review a game?

01:41S***.

01:42What are we going to do now?

01:44Time to play.

01:47Yes.

01:48Dave and Chuck DeFreak topped the ranks with loyal listeners across every major demo.

01:55Where is he?

01:56I know he's in here.

01:57Where is he?

01:58James, we're ending a meeting.

01:59No one's in here.

02:00Where is he?

02:01I saw him come in here.

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02:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

02:25Remember Las Vegas with the Rift crew?

02:27You could be flying off to Sin City with me and some of them.

02:30Where is he?

02:31Where is he?

02:32I know he's in here somewhere.

02:33Yeah, that's that, yeah.

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04:03KAYLA? KAYLA?

04:14Oh boy, I think we're in trouble.

04:33Hey, what's up? It is Chuck, under all this, and James, of course, from Dave and Chuck

04:42the Freak, and this is Two Guys, One Video Game.

04:48As you noticed, we'll be reviewing a Call of Duty game, Advanced Warfare, for obvious

04:52reasons. We weren't able to get the rights to do the new Call of Duty game, because it's

04:56not out yet. So this Call of Duty is a little bit different than the other ones. It's more

05:01of a sci-fi, futuristic, you have an exoskeleton kind of suit that you wear that helps you

05:07jump and fly. Jump super high and do all sorts of cool stuff. It was a new developer. They

05:13changed it up a little bit. Was it the Sledgehammer people?

05:16Yes, and I think it was good. I think a lot of the things they did worked out really well.

05:22The addition of actors like Kevin Spacey, amazing, and how amazing he looks in the game.

05:33The graphics are phenomenal. There's parts where I feel like I'm actually playing a movie.

05:37I think they needed to change it up, just because, I don't know how many Call of Duty games I've

05:43had already, but they're all basically the same. You get the same kind of guns, it's all

05:49the same kind of sounds, and this actually changes it up a little bit. I'm a big PvP guy,

05:55so I like actually doing the camp, or not the campaign, but the actual PvP side of it,

06:02where you go and kill actual other players, and I had a blast. I was getting killed by

06:07ten-year-olds, but still I was having fun. Yeah, I think I played like three or four rounds online,

06:11just to get a feel for the game, I got pwned. Totally pwned. I mean, the game's been out for

06:16a long time. The first time I played it was last week, so getting in, I'm way behind. I just got

06:22slaughtered online. Well, it's like any of these games, I think you have to learn the map, and if

06:27you don't know the map, you're just dead, and that's kind of how you feel. A ten-year-old will stab you

06:34in the back before you even know what hit you. A couple of the downfalls I felt was, I feel like they

06:40made it a little overly complicated. Like, as you play through the campaign, they give you points

06:44to where you can upgrade your campaign character, which to me, if I'm playing the campaign, I just

06:50put me in the level, start me off with my weapons, and then I'll go from there. So to me, I feel like

06:56they're making it more customizable, but it might be more of a downfall than a benefit. And the other

07:01thing that bummed me out, I didn't play through the whole game, but you actually have to pay to

07:05download to play the zombie version, the exo-zombie. Yeah. So that bummed me out,

07:09because I was hoping I could get into some of the zombie action. One of the things I liked is that

07:13I'm never going to be good enough to get 25 straight kills or anything like that, and they

07:19gave you a way to just forget about that and add smaller achievements in player versus player, and

07:27I thought that was a cool touch, because there's no way I'm going to kill 25 ten-year-olds before they

07:32kill me. Yeah, you try to call in your kill streak, and I'm already dead. Yeah, like you never even get

07:37a chance to do it. So yeah, that was a cool change. The grenades that lit up the people behind the

07:43walls, that's a cool touch. Yeah, that was very cool. You can paint all your enemies, you can see

07:47them through the walls. I love actually seeing them lit up and then being able to shoot them through

07:51things. Oh yeah. I love that part. Yeah, but yeah, all in all, I think we really like the game.

07:58I don't know, I'll give it a thumbs up. Yeah, I'll give it a thumbs up. Like I said,

08:01it totally surprised me. Uh, I was going into this thinking we were going to come do this review

08:05and just annihilate it. Yeah. Um, you know, there's a few things that I feel like they might have stole

08:09from another game. Sure. It's kind of futuristic that involves a suit that you wear that helps to

08:13kind of glide and fly a little bit. I mean fall! Yeah. Um, but that was the only like downfall I

08:19thought of that and the uh, having to pay for the zombie version. I think that'll do it for this edition of

08:24two guys, one video game. Uh, it's Chuck the Freak. I'm James from Dave and Chuck the Freak. If there's

08:29a game you would like us to review, shoot us an email, daveandchuckthefreak at wrif.com. Otherwise,

08:35we'll see you next time.

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