Two Guys One Video Game - Ep. 4-HD.mp4

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4/17/2025

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00:17All right, Ritz Bitz with cheese. Meltdown talks about these all the time.

00:22James, James, what are you doing, man?

00:24Just getting a package of Ritz crackers.

00:26Why? I got mac and cheese right here.

00:27Did you just pull a box of mac and cheese from your pants?

00:31Yeah, that's where I keep the milk and butter, too.

00:33That's kind of weird.

00:34I know it is, but listen, forget about the mac and cheese.

00:36We have to shoot a video for Two Guys, One Video Game right now.

00:39Holy crap, it's been a month already?

00:40It's been a month already, and I have no ideas at all.

00:43I have a great idea.

00:43What?

00:44To the Riffmobile!

00:57Wonder Boy, your door doesn't open!

01:05Come on in!

01:08Wonder Boy, buckle up.

01:14Ready?

01:15Ready.

01:16Let's do this.

01:17We just have to wait for the gate to open.

01:26We just have to wait for the gate to open.

01:46You look great.

01:48Hello, and welcome to another video.

01:51Two Guys, One Video Game.

01:54This week, we review a s*** game.

01:58This episode, we're going to review a brand new game.

02:02It's Lego Batman 3 Beyond Gotham.

02:05For me, this game was horrible.

02:08What?

02:09Yeah, it was really bad.

02:10The game was bad.

02:11You had to do what I did.

02:13I had an eight-year-old help me.

02:14Yeah, my girlfriend had to help me quite a bit in the game.

02:18They start you off just in a random sewer.

02:21You're looking for a giant crocodile.

02:23But you don't know that.

02:24Yeah, you don't know any of these things.

02:25You have to figure these out as you go along.

02:27And I just can't understand how a game for kids is this complex.

02:31I'm not your average gamer, okay?

02:33I've beaten Fallout.

02:34I've beaten Portal.

02:35I've beaten a lot of puzzle games, a lot of different strategy games.

02:38I've played some first shooters and all that stuff.

02:40This game just infuriated.

02:42Well, here's the thing.

02:43We played the game for like six hours.

02:45It took me 20 minutes.

02:47Well, we played for six hours.

02:49We beat four levels in the game.

02:50Oh, that's pretty good, James.

02:51I tapped out after that.

02:53You look hot.

02:54I'm very hot.

02:54Like sweaty hot.

02:55Yeah, it's hot.

02:56Not like attractive hot.

02:57Well, that too, a bit.

02:59Well, I'm a little bit of both.

03:01That's why I'm the boy wonder.

03:02That's why it's a double threat, ladies.

03:04The other thing about the game I couldn't stand was the split screen.

03:07That took some getting used to.

03:09Because it's not like your normal split screen player one on top, player two on the bottom.

03:12It would rotate 360 degrees all around depending on where your character went.

03:17So if your character was on this side of the screen and the person you're playing with

03:22is on this side of the screen and then you guys start to move this way, the screen would

03:25shift and then all of a sudden you're on opposite sides of the screen going in the same

03:29direction.

03:29It was very confusing.

03:30In old Lego games, you had to move together.

03:34If one person went to one side of the wall, the other person went to the other side, you

03:37basically were frozen.

03:40Not even my kids liked it that much.

03:44Kids hated it too?

03:45Yeah.

03:46Things I didn't like.

03:47The split screen where it's f***ing all over the place and it starts twisting and going

03:52nuts and I'm trying to move but my kid was moving over this.

03:55Come on!

03:56Get over here with the bat guy!

03:58Get over here!

03:59Oh, you're in the water!

04:01You're in the f***ing water again!

04:02You gotta climb out of the f***ing water and get in the f***ing ladder!

04:07I guess I was the only one that fell in the water.

04:09I couldn't find a ladder.

04:10Yeah, but he was eight.

04:11Apparently, this is one of the only games where an eight-year-old is doing better than

04:15me and my girlfriend can also do better than me.

04:18So, I'm not a fan of this one whatsoever.

04:21I should have probably played the Arkham Knight instead.

04:24Yes!

04:25Duh!

04:26Alright, well that's it for this episode of Two Guys, One Video Game.

04:29And remember, if there's a game out that you want us to review, send us an email.

04:33Dave and ChuckTheFreak at WRIF.com.

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