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00:30Oh my god, that meeting was so boring.

00:33The worst.

00:33And they ate all the good pizza again.

00:35I know.

00:36Oh, I have a pizza in our office.

00:38Oh, thank god, because I would punch a n*** right in the t***y

00:41for a slice of pizza right now.

00:42You know what I would do for a piece of pizza?

00:44What?

00:44I'd take my fist.

00:45I'd s***, I'd rip the s***.

00:48Jeez, that's graphic.

00:50Yeah.

00:58Pizza time!

00:59Ha ha!

01:00Woo!

01:06Mortal Kombat!

01:12Christ!

01:14This is supposed to be the punching button, but...

01:18I'm trying to dropkick you in the face, but it won't let me.

01:21Taste these dogs!

01:22I just don't even want to do this anymore.

01:28Is this even a real game?

01:35Sorry, sweetheart.

01:37No balls down there.

01:38Yes.

01:39Yes.

01:40No.

01:41No.

01:42No.

01:43I'm gonna rip your heart right out of your s*** hole.

01:54What the hell?

02:05How did you do that?

02:06No idea.

02:07I thought we were friends.

02:08Nope.

02:19Hey, what's up?

02:20Welcome back to another edition of Two Guys, One Video Game.

02:25Uh, James, James, James, James.

02:26Can't unzip your mouth, man.

02:28No one can understand you.

02:29You can't understand it?

02:29No.

02:30Hey, welcome to another edition of Two Guys, One Video Game with Chuck the Freak and James

02:35from Dave and Chuck the Freak on WRIF.

02:38We reviewed this time Mortal Kombat X or 10.

02:42Is it 10?

02:43Is it 10?

02:43I don't think there's been 10 Mortal Kombat.

02:45No, I think you just put X when you, like, didn't make a video game for 15 years.

02:49Okay.

02:49And then decide, well, we're gonna put it up.

02:51We gotta call it something.

02:52Somehow, there's some other crazy evil overlord in some other realm that has caught wind of

02:57something, so they decided they needed to make another Mortal Kombat game.

03:00What do we do?

03:01We call for the help of...

03:03Johnny Cage.

03:04Johnny Cage.

03:05Johnny Cage.

03:06That would be like calling the situation.

03:10And say, hey, situation, we are in trouble.

03:13Graphically, it's awesome.

03:15Uh, the fatalities, the detail in the fatalities.

03:19Now, if you played a game like, uh, Sniper Elite 3, I feel like they ripped off a lot of,

03:26like, the finale stuff.

03:28But, they're still pretty cool.

03:30Yeah.

03:30Well, the fatalities are fun to see happen.

03:33Um, you know, you have to go and, like, probably look them up, unless you want to spend your

03:37whole time mashing keys and watching your character do this all the time until you got it figured

03:42out.

03:42Well, this is the first Mortal Kombat game I've played in a long time, where you can

03:47tell the difference between Scorpion, Sub-Zero, and Reptile.

03:50They no longer look like the same guy in different colored pajamas.

03:54You don't see other Jimmy Deft Nuts walking around with different colored gift masks.

03:58You know, it's a different person.

04:00They have different personalities.

04:01They look different.

04:02And I think they did a much better job with it.

04:04Uh, the fighting style of the game.

04:06Exactly the same as, I guess, the first Mortal Kombat that ever came out, where you had a

04:12stick and you were playing it in an arcade.

04:14Before, I played a version on the PlayStation 2, where it's almost like the world, the whole

04:18environment was, like, three-dimensional.

04:20So you could sidestep and move and really over-complicate the thing.

04:23So I think with this Mortal Kombat X, they took it back to the basics.

04:27They simplified it.

04:28And the fighting is more true to the arcade style.

04:31You know, you move left to right and you jump.

04:33And that's pretty much all you have.

04:34Yeah.

04:34There's a little bit of interaction with some of the stuff in the background, but it's not

04:39major.

04:39You could play as Jason.

04:41Yeah.

04:41Or you could play as Predator.

04:43And I thought that would be sweet to play as those two.

04:45Yeah.

04:46But alas, it's locked.

04:48And I just really didn't have the time or the energy to try and play.

04:51Well, my problem was that I would have had to unlock things.

04:55And I think I only won one fight.

04:57Johnny Cage, who you're forced to play with at first, which I would never pick him anyway.

05:02He's not a good fighter.

05:03One of his moves, he does the splits and he punches you in the nuts.

05:07That's the f***iest fight move I've ever heard.

05:10And he's going to fight in another realm?

05:12Yeah, we can't trust...

05:13Against monsters?

05:13No, we can't trust Johnny.

05:15No.

05:16Against the god of lightning, Raiden?

05:17He's going to punch him in the balls?

05:20Is that your goal move?

05:21Is that what you go to?

05:22Does a lightning god have nuts?

05:24When you think you're moving back, you'd move like kind of back, but a little up.

05:29So you'd jump backwards.

05:30Yeah, so you're like doing a jump backwards.

05:31I'm not trying to jump backwards.

05:33I'm trying to do the backwards move so I can do some attack.

05:37And it just didn't work.

05:38Yeah.

05:39You could skip your fight.

05:42I never even skipped a fight.

05:43Yeah, see, so I played through the scoring mode.

05:45You fight Scorpion.

05:46I ended up beating him.

05:47I got to Sub-Zero.

05:48He kicked my ass.

05:49He kicked my ass.

05:50Like anytime you go to punch the guy, he freezes you.

05:52Yeah.

05:52How is that fair?

05:53It's not fair.

05:54But then in like the little cut scene that they show beforehand, Sub-Zero attacks Johnny

05:58Cage with an ice sword.

06:00And Johnny Cage is able to block it with just his bare hands.

06:02Yeah.

06:03I don't know how that works.

06:05But yeah, he can freeze you every time you go to punch him and hit him in the nuts with

06:08the splits kit.

06:10Actually, I don't really know if there's a lot of good things this game is good for.

06:13Other than being a very expensive coaster.

06:15Me personally, I'd rather invest my time in like Marvel versus Camp Com.

06:18Um, maybe because I like the characters more, but I love the fighting style and I love calling

06:23those guys in, you know, to help you fight stuff.

06:25Yeah.

06:26And that's really it.

06:27It, it, there was no change.

06:29It was a graphic update to the same old game.

06:32I think they used the Unreal Engine, which you can do a ton of stuff with that as a gamer.

06:37And, uh, it's just, it was boring.

06:40It was boring.

06:41I, I hope I never had to play the game again.

06:43No, I never, I'll never play it again.

06:45Uh, thumbs down.

06:47Two thumbs down.

06:49You end up like uppercutting somebody up into the, uh, like outer space and then you

06:53fly up and you electrocute them and then you fly back down and then you slam them.

06:58Then it like shows like closeups of like their vertebrae is breaking and like their, their

07:03back breaking and their arms like coming apart.

07:06They're destroyed.

07:07Yeah.

07:07And then you look at their life.

07:09They lost like that much life.

07:10I did that to someone and I'm like, Oh, I killed that guy.

07:13His back is broken.

07:15He's dead.

07:16And he was still there and fighting me and he still beat my life.

07:18And they lose like an eighth of their life.

07:20Unrealistic.

07:21I mean, I know we're fighting in another realm to save the earth, but still most unrealistic

07:26fighting game I've ever played.

07:27And I'm a fan of Marvel Bruce Camp Cobb.

07:31That has the Incredible Hulk.

07:33We've got to get James in the shower right now.

07:36I'm full of Mortal Kombat rage.

07:38He is.

07:38He's furious.

07:39But if you want us to review a video game, go ahead and email us.

07:43DaveandChuckTheFreak at WRIF.com.

07:45So what do you want me to say?

07:47Just like, so that'll do it.

07:48Oh, so that'll do it.

07:52So that'll do it for this edition of Two Guys, One Video Game.

07:55We'll see you again next month.

07:56Two Guys, One Video Game.

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