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My Kid Is A Narc
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a kid who called 911 on his father because he ran a red light and what it would be like if Andy's kid did the same thing.
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00:00
A five-year-old kid called 911 on his own dad in Massachusetts.
00:16
Why did he do it?
00:17
Let's listen into the story here.
00:19
The rules of the road are simple.
00:22
When you see the yellow light, you go slow, and then when it turns red, you stop.
00:26
Turns out, that was a lesson six-year-old Robby felt like he needed to teach his dad.
00:32
911 on your phone, you called it. What's your emergency?
00:34
Daddy went past a red light. It was in the brand-new car, my mommy's car.
00:39
Yup is right. The kindergartner tattled to police.
00:44
And imagine Mike's surprise when Robby handed him the phone.
00:47
I just kind of, you know, panicked for a second.
00:50
I just want to let us know you ran a red light.
00:52
Are you kidding me?
00:58
If I called 911 on my dad, he would have killed me.
01:04
My dad would have been like, I'm going to teach you a little thing about martial law.
01:08
Yeah.
01:10
I'm going to tell you what happens when 911 doesn't come fast enough.
01:16
And I'm going to declare it right now, boy.
01:18
Oh, no. Like, uh, I think one time in my life, and I was a bit older or whatever,
01:25
and the bryster was all over me about something, and I was like,
01:28
I'm going to call, like, Child Protective Services on you or something and get out of here.
01:34
You're going to do what, Mike?
01:37
You're going to call who?
01:39
Oh, you think they're going to be able to save you in time?
01:42
And he just ran down, like, what he would do in the time that it would take for them to get there.
01:51
And I realized there was no hope.
01:54
That was not going to save me that day.
01:57
That kid is such a pain in the ass.
01:59
Oh, yeah.
01:59
I, like, literally, like, it's so bad to say, but I hate that kid.
02:03
It, like, makes me super thankful I never procreated.
02:06
I'm a kind of kid calling me.
02:10
Any time you think about having kids, Andy, just watch that video.
02:13
Yeah.
02:14
I'd be like, oh, you're in your little power wheel, huh?
02:16
And guess what's going back?
02:18
You narc, you little bastard narc.
02:21
Oh, yeah, because Andy would have some other stuff going on.
02:25
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:27
He's a hell of a kid.
02:29
Imagine that 911 call.
02:31
It's your bedroom, huh?
02:32
No need for that, officer.
02:33
Imagine that 911 call of Andy's little kid happened to dial in to the authorities.
02:41
911, what's your emergency?
02:43
Yeah, my dad is smoking this stuff.
02:45
It smells really weird.
02:45
Hey, what are you doing?
02:46
It smells really weird.
02:48
Hey!
02:48
I'm sorry, what's happening there, sir?
02:50
My daddy smokes it.
02:50
Who are you talking to?
02:52
He puts it in on that big thing with water.
02:54
Oh, my God, what are you saying?
02:56
He goes, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
02:58
He blows bubbles and he gets really hot.
03:00
Are you talking about his marijuana box?
03:03
He's telling them about the bomb.
03:04
I don't know what it is, but he's really right.
03:06
Get off the phone!
03:07
He always sweeps after.
03:08
Is he doing it right now?
03:10
Oh, damn you.
03:11
Yeah, he does it all the time.
03:12
He's got a whole big closet.
03:13
Get off the phone.
03:14
Oh, my goodness.
03:15
Okay.
03:16
He grows plants in the garage.
03:17
Uh-oh.
03:18
He's growing lots of plants.
03:20
Oh, this kid's costing me so much money.
03:22
And his plans all do it and he all does it and they all have it.
03:25
Oh, he has it in the house now.
03:26
He's got it in the house.
03:27
He's got it in the car.
03:28
Andy Jr?
03:28
He's got it in his garage.
03:30
In the car.
03:31
And the garage.
03:32
His buddy Steve's house.
03:33
Steve has it too.
03:35
Where are you?
03:36
His buddy Derek.
03:38
Derek too.
03:39
Yeah, all of them are really high all the time if that's what you call it.
03:42
They all have marijuana.
03:44
They have marijuana.
03:45
They've got...
03:45
Oh, my God!
03:46
Hey!
03:47
That's worse.
03:48
They're doing dabbing or something.
03:50
Oh, dabbing.
03:50
You're talking about dabbing?
03:51
Dabbing and they're doing all sorts of stuff.
03:54
Okay.
03:55
All right.
03:55
It's really, really bad.
03:56
I know.
03:56
You're learning in school.
03:57
We have the SWAT team on the way.
04:00
Yeah.
04:00
The entire SWAT.
04:01
We need to shoot him in his guns because they've got guns.
04:05
Oh, they have guns too.
04:06
Oh, Jesus God.
04:07
They are armed.
04:08
Drugs.
04:09
Guns and drugs.
04:09
And they've got dogs and they've got bombs.
04:12
Oh, guns, drugs, and bombs.
04:14
There you are.
04:15
They're always hitting the bomb.
04:15
Okay.
04:16
Oh, is he there now?
04:18
Are you safe?
04:19
Hey!
04:20
Give me the phone, Andy Jr.
04:23
God damn it.
04:25
Oh, you little bastard.
04:26
You're in the closet, huh?
04:28
Are you there, sir?
04:30
Hi.
04:30
Yeah, this was just a joke.
04:33
I'm sorry, what?
04:34
The kid was joking.
04:36
No, we are the SWAT's on the way, sir.
04:41
We have to investigate.
04:42
He's made some very bad claims about what's going on down there.
04:46
He's just a wild imagination.
04:48
Okay, we'll have to check that out for ourselves.
04:50
We are already on the list.
04:52
Oh, jeez.
04:52
I got a head start on you, cop-up.
04:56
Oh, that'd be bad.
04:58
It'd be a bad time.
04:59
You don't want me.
04:59
You got guns and drugs and bad dabbits.
05:03
Dabbits.
05:04
I don't want that.
05:06
Yeah, that little kid, though.
05:08
That little kid.
05:09
I mean, some people may think he's cute.
05:11
No.
05:11
Yeah, no.
05:13
I'd be so pissed off.
05:15
I'd be like, well, somebody doesn't have parents that love them anymore.
05:20
Yeah, my dad's got free cable.
05:23
Oh, my God.
05:24
Oh, yeah.
05:25
Oh, what a horrible life.
05:26
He's downloading stuff on the computer.
05:28
He's like a little sponge, this one.
05:32
Just observing information and knowledge.
05:35
Isn't that breaking the law?
05:38
Isn't down-moaning Torrance breaking the law?
05:41
My kid, the narc.
05:42
Yeah.
05:43
Oh, it would be a horrible situation.
05:44
If my dad buys $1 movies off of an Indian guy.
05:52
Oh, yep.
05:53
Shut that kid's mouth.
05:54
Yeah.
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