911 Homework Hotline

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a 911 operator who helped a kid with his math homework and imagine what it would be like for someone with a real emergency to be waiting on hold.

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00:00now i'm gonna put this out there for the kids this is not what 9-1-1 is for but uh again it

00:11worked remember last year there was a 9-1-1 operator that helped a 10 year old kid do some

00:17math homework figure out longer vision i think it was it happened again this they shouldn't be doing

00:21this because kids are gonna think it's like some sort of homework hotline this is a kid in lafayette

00:27indiana called 9-1-1 he'd had a bad day and he reached out take a listen to the 9-1-1 call here

00:33hi um can you hear me yes i can hear you okay um i had a really bad day and um i just i don't know

00:49yeah what happened at school that made you have a bad day um i just had tons of homework

00:55okay what subject do you have homework in math and it's so hard okay so what are you what are

01:03you learning in math what's so difficult fractions oh right is there a problem you want me to help

01:11you with yeah um what's three by fourth plus one by fourth i'm sorry i can't help you so

01:21do you have your paperwork in front of you your your homework yeah okay so if you do three over four

01:28put that on your paper okay and then do plus one over four i have no idea what the answer is okay okay so what's three plus one

01:41four okay and then what's what is four it would be over four so then four over four is what

01:53one yeah good job you got it thank you you're welcome was that your only problem

02:00yeah okay so your homework yeah i'm sorry for calling you but i really need help you're fine

02:09we're always here to help okay thank you what yeah yeah no they should i know you shouldn't be

02:15you shouldn't be saying i don't like i'm not real happy with that lady like when there's somebody's

02:20like i can't get all i'm not real happy with that i'm just i'm playing now i'm playing now what are they

02:25talking about what are they talking about what are they talking about what are they talking about

02:28so then you got the one over the two and then you've got the three around the four so

02:37three plus one oh i'm getting cold

02:41anything else okay so the train is headed down the track at 20 miles an hour

02:51and it's going to charlotte and that's 200 miles away so

02:59how fast

03:02i thought i was dead but i'm not

03:04i thought i was dead but i'm not

03:06oh i'm living a nightmare

03:08i'm living a nightmare

03:10i can't believe the law firm

03:12how many times

03:12they're busy

03:13i can't believe they're talking about

03:14oh my god

03:15i need help

03:17any other problems you have

03:19how about four times seven

03:21okay four times seven

03:23that's 23

03:24i'll try it again

03:25do you know what four times six is

03:28we're god damn busy

03:29we're god damn busy

03:30we're god damn busy

03:31we can't believe it

03:33okay so now just add

03:36another second to that

03:38what about 124 divided by 17

03:53that's a really tough one because i don't know the answer

03:56what do you do with the remainders

03:59everything's just throw them away

04:01throw those away

04:02i don't think my teacher will allow that

04:04show your work

04:06four eight seven

04:07what do you mean busy

04:09announcement eight location

04:12you know any cheat codes to fortnite

04:16i do because i have my own kids

04:19trying to find the best place to drop

04:22that's what i'm saying

04:24it's so sweet

04:25she's a nice lady

04:26but there could be real emergencies

04:28you can't tie up

04:30i will say this

04:30at first i think she thought

04:32the kid was in distress

04:34i totally agree

04:35but then when you realize he's not

04:37and he just wants help with his math homework

04:39you say oh i'm sorry boy

04:40you can't get that here

04:42and you can't use this phone line for non-emergencies

04:46meanwhile choking on his own blood guys

04:48trying to get a hold of somebody

04:49yeah

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