Sip N Click Airstream

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the phenomenon of drunk online shopping which leads to the discussion of Lisa traveling the country in an Airstream.

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00:00have you heard of the sip and click no no well um you will it's just you haven't heard that name

00:16it's the phenomenon of drunk online shopping oh lisa kind of does this yeah lisa does the drug

00:22and click yeah yeah well it's not illegal drugs no no no um but they say a lot of people fall victim

00:31to this you know you have a couple of drinks on a friday night decide it's the perfect time to go

00:35on amazon makes sense i buy a lot of dumb things in the middle of the night well you're not drunk

00:41though but it's what is it for you like what makes you do it late night just you know boredom yeah

00:47yep and james showed me this dumb app that i just buy the dumbest stuff from all the time me too

00:53it's so stupid oh it's such useless junk it's addicting i bought a parachute what's going

01:02crossbones hold on a second hold the presses check the freak you bought a parachute it's not like you

01:09think oh okay good but what other what kind of wait is that one for training like yep a track and field

01:15three yes i bought that to tie to my son and make him run oh my god you're turning into the

01:20bryster you're gonna make your son run with a parachute on that poor kid chuck you've turned

01:28into your dad yeah that was the last thing i bought was a parachute uh let's see what else i bought

01:34are you kidding you brought a running parachute let me just tell you what i've bought in the last

01:39little while running parachute uh harmonica

01:4510 piece magnetic um drill extension it sounds like the demands of a like hostage person that's

01:54out of their mind i need a parachute a harmonica a drill extension a new aluminum alloy ballpoint pen

02:02that also is a weapon oh my god a world of warcraft um fake sword letter opener

02:12a backyard golf mat what do you need that for uh what else have i bought here uh pokemon cards that

02:24came and they were fake i was uh drinking with some friends and they are big campers and we all know

02:31i'm not a big camper like i hate camping and they are big into it and they have an airstream

02:36and they love it and they go all over the country and you know so in my started to get drunk and in

02:42that middle of that conversation i'm like that would be a great idea i'm gonna buy an airstream

02:47oh no you're not no this was but this was the i get this way like i'm like i'm gonna do it i'm

02:53gonna buy this i'm gonna yeah that sounds like that'll be fun yeah and they get excited but then

02:58they know i'm gonna sober up it's gonna be not much longer and i'm gonna go no i'm never getting

03:02an airstream you know like it takes but i've gotta like be logical like i could thankfully there was

03:07no airstream to just go out and buy this is what i mean but see this is the problem with that geek app

03:11lease here's like a airstream van that you could just drive around no that's not good i don't want

03:20that i'll tell you what lease what i'm picking up right now on your airstream thing yeah is that

03:27you need to get to mesa arizona as fast as possible that's where they all are that's what

03:31i need because the old birds down there who are dying are just getting rid of these things

03:38and they're brand new some of them fly down there and airstream it back please be like such a hippie

03:44put my field of burn sticker on the back take it around the country listen to fish

03:52we just sit here we look out the window one day and she's like

03:55like lisa was blaring the mamas in the park

04:02she said she's going to california with an aching in her heart

04:09she had flowers in her hair

04:11oh is that is lisa in her is she in her airstream again oh lisa's pulling up

04:18oh here she comes

04:19oh hey lisa

04:20lisa

04:22feel the birds

04:24she's like in there doing her hair in the window

04:27hey guys

04:28thanks for driving lenny

04:31where you in

04:32san francisco

04:34there's just like big flowers on the side of it

04:38those 60s flowers

04:41i'll be like it's the damnedest thing you'll see her

04:44she'll pull over she'll crank her mamas and papas up and just dance

04:48oh yeah

04:50oh yeah she's got like flowers in her hair

04:53i just stopped by to get some weed

04:55yeah she did

04:56and she pulls up in her airstream to andy's house

05:00and hey lisa i got your weed

05:02this is my mom's favorite segment we've ever done

05:04i pick up your mom

05:06oh my god

05:07come on linda let's go

05:10lisa's so different since she got that airstream

05:13oh yeah

05:14my mom would show you some things

05:16it's a whole new lisa

05:21life's a lot simpler now

05:23yeah

05:23she just lives in an airstream

05:27yeah

05:27in the parking lot

05:29lou rolls up

05:31he's smoking a bowl

05:32yeah

05:33lou's made for a

05:35airstream

05:37yeah

05:37that cat's ready to travel the world

05:39she's got lou dressed up like a grateful dead dancing bear

05:42i can totally see that

05:45here comes lou

05:47he's playing the keyboard

05:49yeah

05:49you've seen cats play the keyboard

05:52yeah

05:53lou's playing this

05:54in the back of lisa's airstream

05:56so as lisa shops online

06:02for an airstream right now

06:03we said he was an indian

06:04we're gonna take a quick break

06:05when we come back

06:06no

06:07no

06:07you

06:17you

06:27you

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