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00:00How are you? You look great.

00:01I feel stylish for like the first time in a long time.

00:04Yeah, well you're rocking those Nautica threads like an absolute champ.

00:07Like this?

00:08Big pockets for you to sneak candy into movie theaters.

00:12Bring a couple of yodels with you.

00:14Some, uh, fucking, what are those things?

00:17Twinkies.

00:18Yep.

00:19You look good as well.

00:20Thank you. I feel really festive, cozy, and Christmassy and all that

00:25in this beautiful holiday season thanks to Nautica.

00:28Go to Nautica.com to shop for all your holiday gifts right now.

00:31Have you ever been in a car accident?

00:33I've scraped somebody in a U-Haul in New York City.

00:37How'd you handle it?

00:38I left a note and I said I'm really sorry because I had to leave.

00:41Here's my number.

00:42They texted me and they said it's all good.

00:44And that's what you get for leaving a note.

00:46Yeah, I'm not a hit and run guy.

00:48You're a hit and walk guy.

00:49Come on, dude. Come on. We're gonna start with that?

00:53That might be the best joke I've ever told on this show.

00:56We're gonna start off like that?

00:58Fuck me.

01:00When was the last time that you brushed up on how to navigate an intersection in a car?

01:05I just do it. I don't think.

01:07I have driven with you.

01:09You hold your phone with your GPS with one hand and drive with the other.

01:14Yeah, I'm one of these guys.

01:16Well, I've also seen men put their phone on their lap,

01:19which I always worry about because I think that's gonna fry your sperm.

01:22My sperm's done.

01:23From all those high school sleepovers you and your buddies would have

01:26where you would take turns punting each other in the dick.

01:28We would watch porn and see who got a boner first with Viagra.

01:34You'd all take Viagra?

01:36It'd be like four of us chilling and be like,

01:38all right, try not to get a boner.

01:40As an eighth grader?

01:41Sit in the living room and see who got hard last.

01:43And that person was gay?

01:46Boys being boys.

01:47The winner?

01:48The winner didn't get a boner, yeah.

01:50Did you ever win?

01:51I don't recall.

01:52I was always popping them pretty quick.

01:54No surprise there.

01:55None of us turned out to be gay either,

01:57so it was just an experiment, I guess.

01:59Well, so far as we know.

02:01How did we get to this?

02:02You got us to it.

02:04You do this.

02:06I'm trying to talk about safe driving practices.

02:10Let's say that you're at a four-way intersection.

02:13Yep, yep.

02:15Ever been in one of these?

02:16Several million times.

02:18Let's say that you have a car here.

02:22Looks like a pickle.

02:23And you got a car here.

02:25Or a Twinkie.

02:26Let's say that these two cars arrive

02:28at exactly the same time at this intersection.

02:31Or a sub sandwich.

02:32Stop.

02:34Who has the right of way?

02:36The one who's going parallel.

02:38What does that mean?

02:39This.

02:41I think it's just whoever gets there the millisecond quicker.

02:48It's a snap judgment.

02:49It is the car that is the farthest to the right.

02:53Huh.

02:54Which would mean this car.

02:56Because he has more space to work with.

02:59I don't know if that makes any sense.

03:02It does.

03:03Well, right.

03:04I don't know, man.

03:06I don't know why I try to make some of your stuff make sense.

03:09This guy's stuck in no man's land.

03:11This guy has all this space over here.

03:14That was not a fart.

03:15Let's say that we've got four cars here.

03:19I can't help but just think of food right now.

03:22Like, those look like potatoes.

03:24I don't even know why you feel like you need to share that

03:27because I think everyone assumes that about you.

03:29Any thoughts on the order here?

03:37No.

03:38Okay.

03:39People should yield to the most aggressive driver.

03:43I was going to say, let the scariest looking person go first.

03:46There's a guy in a pickup truck.

03:48Spiked testicles knocking together off the back.

03:52Crew cut.

03:53And a sticker that says, my child shot your honor student.

03:57Let the scariest guy go first.

03:59And then we adhere to the remaining rules,

04:01which is to say the same rules apply.

04:04Farthest car to the right goes.

04:06I feel like we go in the order of how they arrive.

04:09And if you go ahead of the person,

04:11you're an asshole and you deserve to be punched.

04:13I do a lot of this, though.

04:15A lot of waving.

04:16I let people go all the time.

04:18Go ahead, flash the lights a little.

04:20I had a legally blind friend in high school

04:22who would always get in accidents in the parking lot.

04:24Why was he driving?

04:25He's allowed to drive, he just has bad eyes.

04:27Do you think legally blind means legally allowed to drive

04:32in spite of being blind?

04:33I don't know.

04:34I guess maybe he was illegally driving.

04:36Yeah, I would think that legally blind

04:38technically corresponds with illegally driving.

04:42I don't know.

04:43He drove us everywhere.

04:45He would always buy us calzones.

04:46He was the guy.

04:47He was the guy.

04:48We would use his dad's credit card to buy calzones.

04:51And he'd drive us around to parties.

04:53Special Nick.

04:54He was the designated driver?

04:56No.

04:57So you let the legally blind guy get behind the wheel.

05:01Who's our best bet?

05:03Let's let Nick do it, though.

05:05Because his dad buys us calzones.

05:11Honestly, sometimes the things you say,

05:13I don't even know how you're still alive.

05:17I don't know how you got here.

05:20That's Intersection Stana.

05:22Thanks to Nautica.

05:24And get all of your holiday gifts at nautica.com.

05:27Appreciate it, Brownie.

05:29Good luck.

05:30Drive safe.

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