Total DramaRama S01E15 A Ninjustice to Harold

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Harold enjoys being the ninja of the class, but he soon becomes jealous when the kids call Beth a ninja. Harold then sets up a ninja battle between the two.

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00:00Bum-ba-doom-biddy-bum-ba-ba-ba-ba!

00:03Heru, recite the three rules of the ninja.

00:06Yes, Master.

00:07Rule number one, a ninja must always protect others from danger.

00:13Hello, this is...

00:14The Kamee Crankle!

00:18Heru, what is the second rule of the ninja?

00:21Rule number two is...

00:23A ninja must serve his fellow man.

00:26Aw, Mom forgot to cut my sandwich today.

00:29I'll cut your ham sandwich.

00:31Ew!

00:35Mustard and watermelon, not bad.

00:38You're welcome.

00:42What is the third rule of the ninja?

00:44The third rule of the ninja is...

00:47A ninja must accept all dangerous missions.

00:50Snack is ready!

00:51I am needed!

00:53Who wants to deliver these pudding cups to the kids outside?

00:55I accept this mission!

00:57Anyone?

00:58I will!

00:59Anybody?

01:00Anyone at all?

01:02Okay, Heru, but promise me you'll just carry this like a normal kid.

01:07No ninja nonsense.

01:08I will not fail you on this dangerous mission.

01:11You're still doing it!

01:12Doing the ninja thing!

01:13Gotta stop!

01:15You have my word.

01:16Good.

01:17Now go hand out the snacks.

01:26Great!

01:27He has the gong again.

01:29Attention!

01:30I, your class ninja, have traveled many feet to bring you today's snack.

01:35What's a snack?

01:36What's a snack?

01:38The cups of the pudding!

01:44Can we, um, have them?

01:46At the sound of the gong, snack time begins.

01:50Yeah!

01:51Oh no!

01:55Would any of you like more tea?

01:57Our pudding cups!

01:59I'll save them!

02:07Awesome moves, Beth.

02:09You're like some kind of ninja.

02:12Beth can't be a ninja.

02:14I'm the class ninja!

02:16We should call you Ninja Beth!

02:19Yay, Ninja Beth!

02:21Hip hip, hooray!

02:23Hip hip, hooray!

02:24Okay, wait, wait, wait!

02:25I'm the ninja!

02:26I'm Ninja Harold!

02:28Hmm, that kinda steps on Ninja Beth's nickname, though.

02:32Yeah, well, if I'm not a ninja, then why would I have this Ninja Master Ribbon?

02:37Because they come for free in every box of Snazzy Crunch cereal?

02:41Pretty sure we all have one.

02:42Yeah, check it out!

02:44Got mine right here.

02:45I've got three!

02:51Ninja Beth! Ninja Beth! Ninja Beth!

02:55Maybe they're right.

02:56I couldn't even finish my mission!

02:58All my life, I... I wanted to be a ninja!

03:01If I'm not a ninja, then what am I?

03:04Who am I?

03:05Who am I? Who am I? Who am I?

03:26I'm not a ninja, maybe I'm a dishwasher.

03:44Who ordered the cheeseburger?

03:47Hi, I'd like to apply for the dishwasher job.

03:58Yay!

03:59Whoa, kid, you're no dishwasher. You're some kind of ninja.

04:03Ninja. Ninja. Ninja.

04:06You're right. I am a ninja.

04:11Ninja Beth! Ninja Beth! Ninja Beth! Ninja Beth!

04:19She's a food ninja, too.

04:21Here, Beth, catch this.

04:27Boy, Harold, you were in the bathroom for a long time.

04:31Beth, I challenge you to an ultimate skills battle.

04:35The winner gets to be class ninja and the loser doesn't.

04:42It's okay, Harold, you can be the...

04:44Why can't there just be two ninjas?

04:46Because ninja rules say so and everyone knows that real ninjas don't wear silly bee costumes.

04:57Oh, snap.

04:59What did you just say?

05:02He shouldn't have said that.

05:04I was just going to let him be the class ninja, but now...

05:09Challenge accepted!

05:12Whoa!

05:14Yes! This is going to get so ugly!

05:18Welcome to the first...

05:20And probably last...

05:21Class Ninja Battle Challenge Royale.

05:24Let's meet the competitors.

05:26First up is Beth, 46 pounds, nicknamed Ninja Beth.

05:31She's about to try karate chopping through three ice pop sticks.

05:36Three ice pop sticks! Wow!

05:38Can her challenger chop through four?

05:40We'll have to wait and see.

05:42Beth's challenger is Harold.

05:4453 pounds and once lost a fight to a chicken.

05:47We are just waiting on his four ice pop sticks.

05:50Oh, here they come now.

05:55Ow! Brain freeze!

06:01Ow!

06:04Oh, I guess Ninja Beth took that one.

06:07Now we go to the mousetrap minefield.

06:10You need to cross the minefield of traps.

06:13Piece of cake!

06:16While dodging dodgeballs.

06:18Huh?

06:20Ow!

06:21Ow!

06:22Ow!

06:23Ow!

06:24Ow!

06:25Wow, he's not missing a single trap, is he?

06:28No, he is not.

06:29Thanks for clearing a path, Harold.

06:31You're not welcome.

06:33It's another victory for Beth.

06:36I kind of feel bad for Harold.

06:38Maybe I should just...

06:39Beth, I will defeat you because I am better than you in every single way.

06:46Ow.

06:47Not feeling so bad about him now.

06:49Time for the final event in the Class Ninja Battle Challenge Royale.

06:53And the title's still up for grabs because no one has been keeping count.

06:57And we haven't learned math.

06:59Yup. Whoever wins this event will be named Class Ninja.

07:03It starts with a race down the slide full of fire ants.

07:06Why do they call them fire ants?

07:10Then, across the monkey bars with real monkeys.

07:13And they look pretty surly.

07:15No problem.

07:16I thought this was going to be hard.

07:19Gotta make it across the snapping crab sandbox before crossing the tofu-greased teeter-totter.

07:25But it doesn't end there.

07:27Next, we test the would-be ninja's swimming skills with a splash pad dash through piranha territory.

07:34Yay!

07:35Then finally, take a leap of faith over the pit of sharp objects.

07:40And break through the winner's ribbon.

07:43Harold, you're up first.

07:47On your mark.

07:49A real ninja can do anything he puts his mind to.

07:53Get set.

07:55Time to show them I'm the greatest ninja that ever lived.

07:59Go!

08:00I can't! I can't do it! It's just too scary! I'm scared! I'm not looking! I'm scared!

08:04Harold's given up.

08:05Best remains Class Ninja.

08:09You won fair and square.

08:13Um, about that. I don't really want to be a ninja.

08:18What?

08:19I only took the challenge because you said my bee outfit was silly.

08:22I didn't mean that.

08:24I think bees are cool.

08:26You do?

08:27Oh yeah!

08:28Did you know that a honeybee can fly

08:30Sixteen miles per hour!

08:33Harold, if I become Class Ninja, who will be the Class Bee?

08:38The ninja job is yours.

08:40Always has been. Always will be.

08:43High five!

08:45A fire! A freezing fire!

08:48Dibs on his cubby.

08:49Ow! Ow! Ow!

08:51Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

08:56They need this! No! No!

09:01Way to go, Ninja Harold!

09:05Hey guys! Look what I made!

09:07I call it a Piranha Launcher!

09:10Ha!

09:18Piranha!

09:19No!

09:23Bad fish! Bad!

09:29Whoa, Bridget! You were like, oh no!

09:32A ninja!

09:33No!

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