Eid Par Mustafa Or Murtaza Chaudhry Bane Hoshyarian Ke Mehman, Haroon Ke Sawal Laye Hansi Ka Toofan

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02:04 Then I heard, "You got the wrong number."

02:07 I had put the number in Parvez Rasheed's room.

02:09 You earned so much fame in Karachi.

02:17 You're a household name on TV. People watch you.

02:19 You also get views in millions. People like you a lot.

02:23 Who named this octopus? Why is it called octopus?

02:26 The best thing about this octopus is that it has a brain in its tentacles.

02:32 - Okay. - And we still don't know

02:35 why it's genes don't match with the rest of the biological diversity.

02:40 You've answered this question genuinely right

02:44 - in terms of science. - Sir.

02:46 But the answer is that it has a big puss.

02:48 So, it's proved that it's called octopus.

02:52 - Yes. - It's proved.

02:53 You must have seen a lot of Eid celebrations in your life.

02:56 And I want to ask you a question in that regard.

02:59 Why is it written Prince behind the motorcycles?

03:02 Sir, it's written Prince behind the motorcycles.

03:07 He says that he saw people riding a bike on Shahryaf Faisal

03:10 which is a famous road in Karachi.

03:13 He asked the people what their feet were for.

03:17 They said that it's for their feet.

03:19 - You're riding a bike in Karachi. - They put a gear.

03:24 It's written Prince behind the motorcycle.

03:25 - They also go there. - They put a gear.

03:27 Because they see a car with a father's angel on it.

03:30 When they see a father's angel, they put a gear.

03:32 There are some obvious things

03:33 but we can't find the answer to them.

03:35 - For example, this is Prince. - Yes.

03:37 Secondly, you can see that in our barber shops

03:40 there are nine such pictures.

03:41 - They don't know who they are. - Who are they?

03:43 - I have a question. - They are everywhere.

03:46 They don't know who they are, where they are from.

03:48 They don't know anything. They've been seeing them since childhood.

03:50 There are many intellectuals here

03:52 who are solving these mysteries.

03:53 So, I have a question.

03:55 They say that Eid came but they didn't get their lover.

03:58 So, what is the connection between Eid and the arrival of a lover?

04:01 Actually, the house is empty on that day.

04:03 Have you ever met a fan

04:10 that you were surprised to see what kind of a person he is?

04:12 Once, a Qazi from the late Jamaat-e-Islami

04:16 who is the head of the Jamaat.

04:20 We used to make fun of him.

04:21 People are poor.

04:22 Yes, yes.

04:24 - They are not like that. - Yes.

04:25 He was a very interesting and a very nice person.

04:28 Once, we were going in a lift and Qazi was standing in front of us.

04:30 He saw us and we saw him and we started running.

04:33 Qazi also lifted us.

04:35 He said, "I won't spare you today."

04:37 He is a very interesting person.

04:38 It has happened many times that we met him and he said, "You?"

04:41 Today, we will show the real face of both of them to the public.

04:45 - Okay. - Because Murtaza is very serious.

04:47 He is serious. He speaks the truth.

04:49 - So, we will take good advice from him. - Okay.

04:52 And we will take the next advice from Mustafa.

04:56 Okay? So, present your problems.

04:59 Two commanders have come from Karachi.

05:00 - First of all, Fahre, tell us your problem. - Of course.

05:03 Sir, my problem is that even a barking dog doesn't bark at me.

05:08 The dog is dumb.

05:09 - First of all.. - It doesn't even bark.

05:11 - Okay. - So, advice.

05:13 You are saying that a dog will bark at you.

05:16 - It doesn't bark. - It doesn't bark.

05:18 Basically, she wants to say that a dog that barks

05:22 - doesn't bark. - It doesn't bark.

05:23 - It gets quiet when it sees it. - It doesn't bark.

05:24 Do you have a string card for dogs?

05:27 It's written on the back, 'Cooperate'.

05:30 - I will tell you that the dogs that are coming now.. - Yes.

05:34 - They are like.. - The ones that fight.

05:37 - They are sweet dogs. - Sweet dogs.

05:38 - They are light. - Sweet dogs.

05:39 - Sweet dogs. - How?

05:42 Sweet dogs.

05:43 Sir, I am very fond of dogs.

05:49 - I have a lot. - Okay.

05:50 Once, I imported a dog.

05:52 - It's a breed of St. Bernard. - Okay.

05:54 - It's a lot. - So..

05:56 - It's a winter dog and it's Karachi's summer. - Okay.

05:59 I thought that it's an animal.

06:02 How would it know that it's hot outside?

06:04 I told him to cover his face with a blanket.

06:08 - He thought that it's snowing outside. - Because..

06:11 - It's a winter dog. - He thought that it's bigger than me.

06:13 Goga, what's your problem?

06:16 Sir, my problem is that I don't have hair.

06:20 - You don't have hair on your ears? - You get a nose job.

06:23 - What's your problem, sir? - I don't have hair on my ears.

06:27 Sir, if you get hair on your ears, get a nose job.

06:30 - This is a nice advice. - This reminds me of a friend of mine

06:33 who is a filmmaker. Go and meet him.

06:37 - Okay. - I have met the most unique person in the world.

06:39 I went to meet him.

06:41 I went there and he was sitting there.

06:43 In a short while, his ear fell off.

06:46 - What? - His ear fell off?

06:47 His ear fell off. I thought that I might have made a mistake.

06:50 He fell off his ear.

06:52 - Sir.. - This is called an earworm.

06:56 Yes.

06:57 - He had asymmetrical ears. - Okay.

07:01 He did this and set it.

07:04 I thought that he won't see it now.

07:06 He will feel bad. So, I will see it in his eyes.

07:08 But I couldn't hear him.

07:11 There was a moment when I saw him in the same moment

07:15 when his ear fell off.

07:16 Sir, a good advice is that if he can't hear anything

07:22 - then apply hair growth oil. - Yes.

07:24 - Apply hair growth oil. - Yes.

07:25 If he can't hear anything, then slap him.

07:28 He will say, "I came to the shop early in the morning."

07:31 "Marry the one who is standing there. I will marry you."

07:33 - You tell us your problem. - Yes, mine is a serious one.

07:38 Tell us something else.

07:41 My problem is that the tyres of my car have got a worm.

07:45 - What? - She is an Urdu teacher.

07:47 You are a very bad teacher.

07:50 I think your car's tyres eat more sweets.

07:54 Okay, good advice.

07:56 And then the next advice.

07:57 - The tyres have got a worm. - Yes.

07:59 They have got a worm.

08:00 Sir, his car is always standing.

08:03 If someone scolds him, he will say, "Go, your car will get a worm."

08:07 The context and back story is that Irza has bought a car for himself.

08:11 But it doesn't drive.

08:13 - Then it is better to get a worm. - Yes.

08:16 - What should I do? - You should get a worm.

08:18 - You should get a worm. - And let it be.

08:21 It is a creature. It doesn't eat anything.

08:25 - It eats tyres. - It has been eating tyres for 20 years.

08:29 Irza's car was so small.

08:32 One day, he started it.

08:33 The car was so small that he was telling the monkey, "Sushant, hold my hand."

08:37 Hold his hand.

08:38 Irza's car was standing at home for so long

08:42 that when she touched it to open the door

08:45 the car made a sound.

08:46 'Oh no!'

08:47 The car was standing for so long that it was asking the monkey

08:51 to open the door.

08:53 When Irza started going towards the car

08:59 the car started saying, "Come, you worm."

09:01 It is so old and famous that it has got a worm.

09:06 It is so old and famous that when you go near it

09:08 it says, "I am free."

09:10 Irza's car is so old that when you drive it

09:14 it makes smoke.

09:16 Irza's car is so old that the cat gave birth to a baby.

09:27 It was standing on the ground for so long

09:31 that it was asking the monkey, "Sushant, hold my hand."

09:34 It was standing on the ground for so long

09:36 that it was asking the monkey, "Sushant, hold my hand."

09:38 It is so old that the car was saying, "Greetings, aunt."

09:42 It is so old that when you go to apply oil on the car

09:50 it says, "Wait, let me brush my teeth."

09:52 It is so old that it happens after driving for a kilometre.

09:57 The car is so old that it has been parked in a hospital parking lot.

10:03 It is getting dialysis every day.

10:05 It is so old that it makes a sound inside, "Sell it."

10:10 Oh, man!

10:12 It is so old that it says, "I made the cars after seeing me."

10:15 It is so old that it says, "I missed your uncle."

10:20 It is so old that it says, "Let me get my money."

10:27 "First, let me do this. Then, let me do that."

10:33 Viewers, there is a small break.

10:34 Don't go anywhere. We will meet again after the break.

10:36 "Oh, my beloved."

10:42 "I am dead."

10:43 [laughter]

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