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00:00Welcome back. We have two Japanese guests in the break.

00:07We welcomed them and made them sit separately.

00:10Let's talk to them.

00:11Hello, sir.

00:12He greeted us and opened the door for us.

00:17Let the village people come on Sundays.

00:20We can't even talk to them.

00:21I think we are going to be in trouble.

00:24How are you feeling in Pakistan?

00:27I am feeling great.

00:29You are speaking Urdu.

00:31Sir, I have learnt Urdu and Punjabi in this country.

00:35You know how big your face is.

00:40You know Urdu too?

00:41He has learnt Urdu and I have learnt Punjabi.

00:43He has learnt Urdu and Punjabi.

00:46Didn't you learn to wear shoes?

00:48I have stopped eating Japanese food.

00:51I eat local food.

00:53Believe me, I don't like Japanese food.

00:57What did you like here?

00:59I like Harisson, Biryani, Pulao.

01:03We don't have anything like that.

01:05We call Harissa, Harisson.

01:07We didn't ask your name.

01:09What is your name?

01:10Akhtarishin.

01:14Ekbalampred.

01:17He sounded like he was throwing dust.

01:20Yes, really.

01:21Believe me, I am from there.

01:22Aklastabgachumata.

01:26I didn't ask your name.

01:27I didn't ask for your blessings.

01:29What is wrong with your face?

01:33He is hitting me.

01:35He is hitting me.

01:39I think there is a fire.

01:45How long have you been here?

01:47I have been in Pakistan for five years.

01:50Five years.

01:51Four and a half years.

01:53Four and a half years.

01:55We came together.

01:56He got stuck six months ago.

01:57He didn't get stuck.

01:58He got stuck on the moustache.

02:03Get me a gun.

02:04I will shoot him.

02:06What is he doing?

02:07He is laughing, sir.

02:09Is this the way to laugh?

02:10Yes, sir.

02:11You haven't heard his voice yet.

02:12Let me hear it.

02:13I will make you hear his voice.

02:18Look at Salim al-Baila.

02:19He is very weird.

02:25Do you think he is laughing?

02:26Yes.

02:27No, he is not laughing.

02:28Yes.

02:28There is a bug on his moustache.

02:31In Japan, there is no such thing.

02:34Don't you eat bugs in your grave?

02:39I was throwing it.

02:40I didn't laugh.

02:42I think he has a beautiful wife.

02:46What is he doing?

02:48Why did you leave Japan and come to Pakistan?

02:52Because there is no breeze here.

02:54Where did the moustache go?

02:58His moustache looks like a train.

03:02In our country, Somo wrestlers have a lot of respect.

03:05Oh, they are Somos.

03:07People know them very well.

03:09You are insulting the wrestlers.

03:11Do we have respect?

03:12No.

03:13We have a lot of respect for the wrestlers.

03:15Anokhi came from your area.

03:17Who is he?

03:18Don't you know Anokhi?

03:19No.

03:20Where are you from in Japan?

03:22I don't know.

03:25I think there is something wrong.

03:27Anokhi doesn't do anything.

03:33I am from Missouri.

03:36What are you saying?

03:37Missouri.

03:38Missouri?

03:40Yes.

03:41Is it here?

03:42Yes.

03:43Oh.

03:47You are very unfortunate.

03:51If you come here, I will hit you with my moustache.

03:55You are living in Pakistan.

03:58But why aren't you going back?

04:01We are very sad.

04:03We have heard that the visa to Japan is very difficult.

04:05You are Japanese.

04:07Don't we need a visa?

04:09Yes.

04:13Why have you come to our show?

04:16We like this show.

04:19We want to join this show.

04:21So that we can do something new in your show.

04:24What will you do in our show?

04:26This show is very famous in Japan.

04:28In Japan?

04:29Yes.

04:30Why?

04:31Because of Pandey.

04:32He is not Pandey.

04:34He is a human being.

04:35Sorry.

04:36I was joking.

04:39I was joking.

04:40Yes.

04:42Start a segment in your show.

04:45Your segment?

04:46Yes, sir.

04:47We will teach the Pakistani people Japanese culture.

04:49And we will teach them the language.

04:51This is a good thing.

04:52Yes.

04:53We will learn a new language.

04:55And we will learn about Japanese culture.

04:57This is a rich and amazing culture.

04:59I have never seen a better Japanese culture.

05:03Do you remember?

05:05You talked about the hero Onada.

05:07Yes.

05:08He fought alone for 28 years after the war.

05:11He thought the war is not over yet.

05:13My grandfather.

05:14Your grandfather was the hero Onada.

05:16Yes, he is the grandson of Pina Colada.

05:22Sit here.

05:25Open your eyes wide.

05:30Don't do it.

05:33You are here.

05:35Let's start the first class.

05:36Yes.

05:38First, teach us how to greet in Japanese.

05:42Yes.

05:43Simple.

05:44It's very easy.

05:45How?

05:46Like this.

05:49Even we do it like this.

05:50Do it like this.

05:53Tell me.

05:54How do we greet?

05:55Like this.

05:56He will also do it like this.

05:58Go and change your greeting.

06:01Tell me.

06:02How are you?

06:03How do we greet?

06:05What?

06:07What does it mean?

06:09It means that you look very fit.

06:11I am saying that you are fit.

06:14I am saying no.

06:16It's a little difficult.

06:18How?

06:21How do we say yes?

06:23Do you know Japanese?

06:25A little.

06:26A little?

06:27Why do you know a little?

06:28I was born in Bangladesh.

06:31Tell me.

06:32Have you ever been to Tokyo?

06:34My aunt lives in Tokyo.

06:36Tokyo is also there.

06:37Yes, Tokyo is also there.

06:40Do you know Shibuya crossing?

06:41Shibuya crossing?

06:42Yes.

06:43Shiburji?

06:44Shiburji?

06:45Not Shiburji.

06:46Shibuya crossing.

06:47No, no.

06:48We would have brought our relatives too.

06:49All of them.

06:51He is a circus man.

06:52That's why he is here.

06:53When the circus is not over, he comes here.

06:56There is one thing.

06:57The wrestlers here.

06:58Yes.

06:59They know Hikmat too.

07:00Yes.

07:01They also know Tebbi.

07:02Tell me too.

07:04They also know Hikmat.

07:05You also have Hikmat?

07:06Yes.

07:07For example?

07:08I can tell you.

07:09That woman's nose is closed.

07:10Her nose is closed?

07:11Why?

07:12Because the one she is sitting with

07:13should go somewhere else.

07:19Have you ever done anything with these moustaches?

07:21Yes.

07:22What have you done?

07:23I have pulled a truck.

07:28I think he is crazy.

07:30Take this.

07:32Where has Lala ji come?

07:33He is Lala ji.

07:34The one in the dress.

07:35Lala ji has come here.

07:36He has come to the Maghreb.

07:37He has come to the iron shop.

07:38Yes.

07:39Lala ji, where have you come?

07:40I am sorry, Mr. Arun.

07:41What is the matter?

07:42These two boys don't work for me.

07:43Yes, yes.

07:44I have prepared the clothes for the next segment.

07:46I have kept them.

07:47These mad people have come here.

07:49Akhtar and Iqbal work with you.

07:51Yes.

07:52Sir, they are the ones.

07:53Ask their names.

07:54What is your name?

07:55Akhtar Rasheed.

07:58Akhtar Rasheed.

08:00And you?

08:01Iqbal Mureed.

08:03Iqbal Mureed?

08:04Yes.

08:07Hey, be a man.

08:08Stop this drape.

08:09But all of them have done a good act.

08:11Yes.

08:12You have done a good act.

08:13Give me a sari.

08:14No, no.

08:15Please keep it.

08:16We are tired of pressing their clothes.

08:21Please give us a chance.

08:22Okay, we will give you a chance.

08:24Just smile and show us once.

08:27Then will you keep it?

08:28Yes, yes.

08:30I will keep it.

08:34Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.

08:36We will meet after the break.

08:37Now we will have a dialogue with each other.

08:39Okay.

08:40Hey, don't come in our area again.

08:44Okay, mother.

08:45Hey, stop it.

08:47The way you point out the naughty ones,

08:48you will not be killed all your life.

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