Tabedar Abid Badmash ka Haroon Rafiq say Khatarnak Mukalma

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00:00Welcome back, viewers. I'm Irza.

00:02And now it's time to go to the audience.

00:04Let's go to them.

00:05No one should leave their feet.

00:08Why? Are you Chutney?

00:11I'm a naughty, hostile man.

00:13Do you want to cut the Mafroori?

00:17Are you a naughty or a homely man?

00:19I'm from outside the house.

00:22Yes.

00:24Brother, this is a barber shop, not a barber shop.

00:27Brother, this is a barber shop, not a barber shop.

00:30It's closed today.

00:32Put the knife down.

00:33Okay.

00:36What a naughty man!

00:39Brother, this is a show of smartness.

00:41Why have you come here?

00:42I know.

00:43That's why I've come to work with you.

00:46I want you to hire great actors.

00:50I don't want to face my enemies anymore.

00:54Okay.

00:55I don't want to face my enemies anymore.

00:59Brother, your shoes look like cat's paws.

01:02Hey!

01:03I had to change it.

01:05I didn't know cats have claws on their paws.

01:08He's a naughty man.

01:09He's a naughty man.

01:11Give me something.

01:13Who's the director of this show?

01:15We're all directors. Tell us what you want.

01:18I don't want to face my enemies anymore.

01:24Assume that your enemies are standing in front of you.

01:27Yes.

01:27You want to tell them that you'll kill them.

01:29How will you tell them?

01:30I'll kill them.

01:33Put the knife down.

01:34Okay.

01:35You won't be able to control yourself.

01:37Put the knife down.

01:40Say it again.

01:42I'll kill them.

01:44Control your tongue.

01:46Okay.

01:49Why do you stop?

01:51Sir, training is also a thing.

01:55And..

01:57He's Ampat Mazini.

01:58Okay.

01:59Don't you recognize him?

02:00Who is he?

02:00He used to say this on TV.

02:02What?

02:02Please forgive me.

02:04I won't do it again.

02:06After hearing my name..

02:08..the whole of Punjab is in shock.

02:11What's your name?

02:12Shera Lovely.

02:13What?

02:15Have you ever killed anyone in your life?

02:17No, sister.

02:18He's so scared that he doesn't even shoot a bullet in Ludo.

02:21Why don't you shoot a bullet in Ludo?

02:23Sir, training is also a thing.

02:27Listen to me.

02:28First, change your name.

02:30If you're Lovely, then you're not Robdab.

02:33Keep your name Shera Dhansu.

02:35And tell your enemies your name.

02:37My name is Shera Dhansu.

02:41Shut up.

02:43Okay.

02:46Listen to me.

02:47This is a great memory.

02:48What are you wearing around your neck?

02:50I'll teach you a lesson.

02:53I'm your enemy.

02:55Pick it up.

02:56Come on, sir.

02:57Let's fight.

02:59This is training.

03:03Listen to me.

03:04I'm your enemy.

03:05Okay?

03:06Practice a little.

03:07No.

03:07You don't have to put the knife down.

03:09And you don't have to say, okay.

03:10You don't have to do this.

03:12Okay.

03:13Forget about your training.

03:14Let's talk to each other.

03:16Okay.

03:17Don't come back to our area.

03:21Come on.

03:22Stop it.

03:23Stop it.

03:24I told you to forget about training.

03:27You don't get killed all your life

03:28if you point out a bad boy.

03:34Your situation has taught your bad boy a lesson.

03:40Do one thing.

03:42I'm your enemy.

03:44You don't have to say, okay.

03:45You don't have to listen to me.

03:47Okay?

03:48Do you understand?

03:49You don't have to listen to me.

03:51Okay.

03:51And you tell me

03:53that if you don't leave

03:56you'll lose your dead body.

03:57If you don't leave

04:00you'll lose your dead body.

04:02You'll lose your dead body, not mine.

04:04Really?

04:07You're the enemy of the area.

04:11You can't say what you've been through

04:13all your life.

04:16Why do you agree so soon?

04:18And why do you get upset?

04:20Mr. Badar.

04:21Yes.

04:22It's part of our upbringing

04:24that if someone talks more than us

04:26Yes.

04:27we don't answer back.

04:28Yes, that's why when someone misbehaves

04:30we ask them to give us their identification card.

04:34But I don't have a bigger house than yours.

04:37Yes, it's possible that your parents

04:40have taught you to respect elders.

04:41Okay.

04:41So, you must be younger than the deceased.

04:43Deceased, hug him.

04:45Hey!

04:46If you come in front of me again

04:48I'll break your bones.

04:50I don't like young boys.

04:55You're the enemy.

04:56I'm enjoying it.

05:01Sir, I have a shopper in my pocket.

05:03Give it to me.

05:05It's yours.

05:06Just a second.

05:06Why are you talking to him?

05:09First he, now the shopper.

05:12Look at his face.

05:13No one calls him Roti Khanda.

05:15People call him brother.

05:16But he's like, just look at me.

05:19He was eating roti a few times.

05:20I swear, it's true.

05:22What?

05:22I made him eat naan.

05:24I poured water on his face

05:25and then he came here.

05:30The bigger his face is

05:32he can't say that he won't touch his face.

05:34Because the bigger his face is

05:35he can't touch his legs.

05:37He can't even say that he has a small face.

05:42The two of you are sitting face to face.

05:43He looks like a lemon for me.

05:49Go home.

05:49Your mother is cutting vegetables

05:50and you're sitting here

05:51doing mischief.

05:52Okay.

05:53Come here.

05:54Listen to me.

05:56Who will do mischief with him?

05:58He's a good mischief maker.

06:02Do you think the mischief makers you're fighting

06:04haven't been beaten up yet?

06:06Look at the mischief makers.

06:08They're cutting here.

06:09They don't even know how to cut a shaved blade.

06:12We didn't take any precautions.

06:17What's your target?

06:18What will you do when your soul

06:19falls on the enemies?

06:21I will capture their land.

06:24Why will you do that?

06:25It was our ancestors' land.

06:27Okay, let's do this.

06:29Assume that they've reached the land

06:32and I'm the enemy

06:33whom you want to scare.

06:35Come here and say

06:36that you don't want to listen to me.

06:38Mischief maker,

06:40you don't want to listen to me.

06:42Okay.

06:42Okay?

06:43You don't want to listen to me.

06:46I'm the enemy, mischief maker.

06:48And you'll say

06:50that I'm standing here

06:53and no one's father can scare me.

06:56I'll stand here.

06:57I've captured this land

06:58and you're here to make it live.

07:00Okay, mischief maker?

07:01When a son says something,

07:03what are you fighting for?

07:05Listen to me.

07:07I'm not saying anything to you.

07:09Okay.

07:09You're standing on the land.

07:12Now, whatever I say to you

07:13because I'm the enemy,

07:14you won't listen to me.

07:16Do you understand what I'm saying?

07:17Yes.

07:17Okay.

07:18Now, say that

07:19I'm standing here

07:22and no one's father

07:24can scare me.

07:26I'm standing here

07:29and no one's father

07:32can scare me.

07:34Sit down quietly.

07:38Okay.

07:43Okay, one thing.

07:44It's important for mischief.

07:45I've seen the police station and the court.

07:47The house is on fire.

07:48There's a fire in the kitchen.

07:50The policeman's mobile is switched off.

07:51Really?

07:52Yes.

07:53What kind of police station is this?

07:55It's red and blue.

07:57The police station is on TV

07:59and the mischief maker is on TV.

08:02You're a cute mischief maker.

08:04You don't need to be mischievous.

08:06Mr. Agha, you're a senior artist.

08:08I request you to help the kid.

08:10Please help him.

08:12What's your enemy's name?

08:13Shamsher.

08:14Okay, Mr. Agha is Shamsher.

08:16He'll threaten you.

08:18You've to fight him.

08:20Please help him.

08:22You threaten your enemy first.

08:24Hey, Shamsher!

08:27I'll teach you a lesson.

08:30You won't be able to count.

08:32I'm not feeling well.

08:34Otherwise, I'll teach you a lesson.

08:37Uncle Shamsher, what's wrong with you?

08:44Please give the mic to the audience.

08:46My question is

08:47if the barter system starts instead of money

08:50what will Mr. Goga buy for one show?

08:52This is a very good question.

08:54Very good.

08:55This is a very good question.

08:56If Goga doesn't have money and it's a barter system

08:59and he gives you a cell phone and buys you food

09:02what will you do?

09:02What will you buy for one show?

09:04I'll buy him shoes.

09:04What?

09:06I'll buy him shoes.

09:07He's asking about one show, not two.

09:10You want to get your hair done instead of one show.

09:12No, I'll just get my hair done.

09:13I already have my hair done.

09:15I'll buy him Rs. 150,000 for one show.

09:17I don't have money.

09:19I don't have money.

09:20I don't have money.

09:21No.

09:22It'll take time for one show.

09:23What time will it start?

09:28Next.

09:29What's the question?

09:30Goga eats half of his food

09:32and he's not feeling well for three days.

09:34Yes.

09:35Greetings.

09:36Greetings.

09:37My name is Fauzia.

09:38Yes.

09:39My question is to Mr. Salim.

09:41Yes.

09:42He's done a lot of things

09:43but what's the most dangerous thing he's done in his life?

09:46What's the most dangerous thing he's done in his life

09:48apart from being born?

09:49What?

09:50What?

09:50He's fought a very dangerous battle 15-16 years ago.

09:56No, not that.

09:56Not the one that happens.

09:59What's the most dangerous thing he's done?

10:01The daring thing.

10:01There's no dangerous thing, sir.

10:03No, there's no dangerous thing.

10:04He's been safe all his life.

10:06He's sitting in front of me with a knife.

10:09Let me watch.

10:10He'll tell me what to do.

10:14You tell me what to do.

10:16I'll talk to you again if you don't do it.

10:20He was saying something to someone.

10:22What?

10:22He said, kill me with your blade.

10:26Okay, next.

10:28Greetings.

10:29Greetings.

10:30My name is Mahnoor.

10:31Yes.

10:31I'll tell you a poetry.

10:32Yes, tell us.

10:34Let life be in solitude.

10:37Yes.

10:37Let the talks of loyalty be in thoughts.

10:40In reality, the heart breaks when you try.

10:43Let this love, friendship and love be in books.

10:49What happened?

10:50Did you break your sister's back?

10:53My grandma.

10:58Okay, it's time for music.

11:00We have Fariha Kamal with us.

11:02Let's listen to a great song from her.

11:14Viewers, this was today's show.

11:16We'll meet you in the next show.

11:18Take care.

11:19Goodbye.

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