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Agha Majid Aur Saleem Albela ko Naya Raag Jhanjhor Gaya
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00:00Peace be upon you, viewers. I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyariyan.
00:04Viewers, you are watching Hoshiyariyan and we are happy when we spread smiles on your lips.
00:10But with these lips, with which you smile, you also spit out a poison sometimes, which is called gheebat.
00:17And that poison goes through the ears into the veins of others.
00:20And first of all, that poison bites you.
00:24After that, the one whose ears it goes into, the poison dissolves there.
00:28To avoid this gheebat, and often I believe that a person is talking without the intention of gheebat.
00:36And maybe he is trying to say the right thing from his side.
00:39But that gheebat happens.
00:41To avoid gheebat, there are 3-4 questions that you should ask yourself whenever you start opening your mouth.
00:48That what I am going to say, is it important to say?
00:53Is what I am going to say about anyone, will it have a general good, a benefit, a general benefit?
01:03And the third thing is that what I am going to say, if the same thing is being said about me somewhere else,
01:09will it be right? Should I tolerate it?
01:12Then say, or don't say.
01:14Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:18Today, let's take you to the musicians and listen to some songs from them.
01:48One season has come.
01:52Wow!
01:56What happened?
01:57Who is he?
01:58Ustad Kundal Khan.
01:59Qasim Kundal Khan is our great teacher.
02:02Whatever the master has given, he has given it.
02:06This is our father, this is our grandfather.
02:09He has taught us everything.
02:11The big thing is that the teacher has heard something from his students and is crying.
02:15This is your success.
02:17When they sing, my heart cries.
02:20Why?
02:21They sing better than me.
02:25Ustad Ji, who can sing your song?
02:27This is your success.
02:32The thing is, this is the job of a great teacher.
02:35That he acknowledges the good work of his students.
02:39Otherwise, what happens here, especially in arts,
02:43that the teacher never praises the students
02:47because if he praises them, they will grow up.
02:50This doesn't happen.
02:51A person grows up by his temperament and his style.
02:54So, Mashallah Ji, Kundal Khan Sahib, what all have you taught them?
02:59They say that the teacher gives what he has.
03:03But look at them.
03:05I tried once or twice, but the teacher didn't give me any work.
03:10I was about to say that they have a lot of money.
03:14But I just realized that where are your things?
03:17Excuse me.
03:18It would have been better if you hadn't said that.
03:20No, let it be.
03:21You shouldn't have said that.
03:25Tell me.
03:26I shouldn't have said that.
03:27What happened? Where are your things?
03:29Sir, the situation has turned upside down.
03:32Oh.
03:33What happened?
03:34I don't understand.
03:35They are selling things.
03:37This can never happen.
03:39Listen to me.
03:40You are an artist.
03:41You are good singers.
03:42A good singer, a good artist, as long as his voice is with him,
03:45he can never die of starvation.
03:47Actually, whatever money I have earned,
03:50Alhamdulillah, I have earned a lot of money.
03:52Yes, yes.
03:53I kept it in the bank.
03:55Okay, okay.
03:56I went to the account.
03:57Both are joint accounts of Brahma.
03:59Okay.
04:00After that, the tax system, FBR.
04:03Yes, of course.
04:04Oh.
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04:35Yes.
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08:02Wow.
08:03Wow.
08:04Wow.
08:05Wow.
08:07Wow.
08:10Well done.
08:26Oh, my beloved, you broke all my bonds.
08:31Wow! That was great!
08:34You taught me such a great lesson.
08:36Namrat, I want to tell you something.
08:39Yes.
08:39Once, Mr. Haroon came to my house.
08:41I see.
08:42That's it, Mr. Haroon.
08:43Then?
08:44Once, he came to my house.
08:46Then?
08:46He came to my house.
08:47Then?
08:48I was so scared.
08:50What did you do?
08:51I asked Tupay to make chicken.
08:53Yes.
08:54He is a very good man.
08:56Wow!
08:57He has a father's heart too.
08:58Absolutely.
08:59I had to keep him away for three hours.
09:01Wow!
09:03Believe me, Tupay made chicken in the house.
09:05But he didn't cook it for three months.
09:09He taught me such a lesson.
09:11Believe me.
09:12He is a very good man.
09:14Fatso, I can't sleep today.
09:16Yes.
09:17I talk a lot.
09:18I can't sleep in this condition.
09:21Mr. Haroon, I can't sleep.
09:24How?
09:24I made him do it a couple of times.
09:27Okay.
09:27But he couldn't do it.
09:28Then?
09:28Then I had a heart attack.
09:30Then?
09:30The teacher came inside.
09:31Then?
09:32He hit me with a bat.
09:33Yes.
09:34I fell down.
09:36He is a very good man.
09:39Yes.
09:39He is a good man.
09:40He thought he is my son.
09:41Yes.
09:43He hit him.
09:44He hit the teacher.
09:47I won't go.
09:48I said, I won't go.
09:49I can't sleep until I get my voice back.
09:51Okay.
09:54Mr. Haroon, I hit the teacher with a bat.
09:57Yes.
09:58I said, forgive me.
10:01But the teacher said, no.
10:03Okay.
10:03I said, I can't sleep until I get my voice back.
10:08Your honesty and being a good teacher
10:12means that you gave your knowledge to your children.
10:16But Mr. Haroon, many teachers
10:19don't transfer all their knowledge to keep the marriage going.
10:23Yes, of course. That's what I think too.
10:25But I don't think so.
10:27No, why not?
10:28Really?
10:29I have a tune.
10:31I request you to teach him that tune.
10:33Really?
10:34Mr. Hirul.
10:35Yes.
10:35I will teach him a tune on your behalf.
10:37Very good. Good.
10:38Because I don't know about life and death.
10:40Yes.
10:40But I will teach him.
10:42I will teach him.
10:43But don't ask him for the conditions.
10:45Yes, sir.
10:45He doesn't understand.
10:46For that, you should have a warm voice.
10:49What?
10:49You are talking nonsense here.
10:51Don't call him a fool.
10:52He does a good job.
10:53Yes, yes.
10:54Yes, yes.
10:55Yes, yes.
10:55Anyway, son.
10:56For that tune, you will have to work hard.
11:00Yes.
11:01You will have to work hard.
11:03I will do it, sir.
11:04I had a friend, Dishan.
11:06Okay.
11:07He taught me a tune.
11:08Really?
11:09He taught me all the tunes.
11:10Yes.
11:11When it was time for me to earn money.
11:13Yes.
11:13He got married and ran away.
11:16Yes.
11:20Mr. Hirul.
11:21Yes.
11:22I will tell you the truth.
11:23Tell me.
11:24The boy, Dishan, fell in my house.
11:25Yes, Dishan.
11:26I went to his house.
11:27Okay.
11:28He had a new car.
11:29Yes, of course.
11:30It was a big car.
11:31Yes.
11:31The teacher went to his house on foot.
11:33Okay.
11:34Yes.
11:34I sat inside.
11:35Yes.
11:36I drank water.
11:37Yes.
11:37I said to him, sir.
11:39Yes.
11:39You are my teacher.
11:41Don't you like to walk?
11:42May God bless you.
11:43Amen.
11:44He brought me out.
11:45Wow.
11:46He took me to his new car.
11:48Yes.
11:48He said, please protect me.
11:52Son, your new life is about to begin.
11:55Sir, 36 hours.
11:5636 hours.
11:57I drank water.
11:58I said, I can't take it.
11:59Okay.
11:59You take rest.
12:00I am taking rest, son.
12:02My beloved, come to my house.
12:06Come, my beloved, come to my house.
12:12Let him stay here.
12:14Yes.
12:14Sir, 36 hours is too much.
12:17Yes, you are right.
12:18Listen to me.
12:19Yes.
12:20Do you see the time?
12:21Yes.
12:22The teacher is right.
12:23He has to do it in 26 hours.
12:24I can do it in 24 hours.
12:26Very good, Hemant.
12:28He has started doing it in 24 hours.
12:32What happened, Mr. Khan?
12:34Mr. Khan, he is not able to do it in 24 hours.
12:37Really?
12:38He has to do it again.
12:40Brother, he has to do it in 36 hours.
12:42How will he do it?
12:43He has to do it in 12 hours.
12:57How long will he take to do it?
12:59He has to do it in 26 hours.
13:04It is a big thing.
13:05Mr. Bhim, I have done it for the first time.
13:08What?
13:08It took me 24 hours to do it.
13:10It took me 5 minutes to do it.
13:13Congratulations, son.
13:14Yes.
13:15You have 12 hours left.
13:17Yes.
13:18You can do it.
13:19Yes.
13:19How is it going?
13:20There is no gap in the stamp.
13:22Yes.
13:23Come on, do it.
13:24Do it.
13:25My son will not be able to do it.
13:26Yes.
13:30That's it?
13:31Yes.
13:32Wait, son.
13:33Who is he?
13:34He is the one who took Rs. 10 lakhs.
13:36Oh, he is that rascal.
13:38He took Rs. 10 lakhs from a decent businessman.
13:41I have to complete my Rs. 10 lakhs.
13:43Sir, I will give it to you.
13:46I will steal your things.
13:48I will get my money back.
13:50Sir, you took everything from us.
13:53You took the drum set and the keyboard.
13:55Believe me, it has been a long time
13:57since I have played the drum.
13:58But I am not a rascal.
14:00I can earn Rs. 10,000.
14:02I have got my money back.
14:04Now..
14:04Yes.
14:05I will steal the gold.
14:06No, you will not steal the gold.
14:09Why?
14:10I feel like crying.
14:14I will steal the gold.
14:16Hey, steal the gold.
14:18I should steal the gold.
14:25Hey!
14:32Okay.
14:32Okay, I will get my money back.
14:34Do you think the gold will forgive you?
14:37Yes.
14:38Steal the glass as well.
14:39What did you say?
14:41Steal the glass.
14:42What did you say?
14:43Steal the glass from my dead body.
14:50Hey, steal the glass.
14:54You should steal the glass.
15:05Do you think I will stop being cruel to you?
15:08People get crazy when they hear my name.
15:11Steal the second glass as well.
15:14I think he is here to rob.
15:16He is thirsty.
15:18No more.
15:23For God's sake, go away.
15:25We don't have any glass in our house.
15:27Hey, you can't get your money back with just a glass.
15:31For God's sake, hold on for a while.
15:35I couldn't get my revenge with a glass.
15:37Steal the glass.
15:39Thank you for saving me.
15:43For God's sake, don't worry about me.
15:45He is like my son.
15:47What did you say?
15:50What did you say?
15:51He said, he is like my son.
15:53Hey, steal the glass.
15:54Hey!
15:56He should steal the glass.
16:00Hey!
16:02Hold on.
16:03What will you do with him?
16:05I will sell him.
16:05I will sell him and get my money back.
16:07Hey, I know how to run a business.
16:10I won't sell him. I will pay the rent.
16:13How much will the rent be?
16:14Rs. 10,000 per month.
16:16Rs. 10,000 per month is final.
16:17It is final.
16:18Then give it to me.
16:20Really?
16:20Yes.
16:21Are you sure?
16:22I am sure.
16:22Let's meet after a month.
16:28Gokhale Khan.
16:29Yes, Mr. Khan.
16:30Don't you know how to wear a sari?
16:31You didn't teach me how to wear a sari.
16:35Oh, God! I am reminded of that again.
16:36What happened?
16:37I am reminded of that again.
16:45What happened?
16:46Gulare Khan.
16:47Yes.
16:47I am reminded of that again.
16:50I think we should take the order of the teacher.
17:06Oh, God!
17:09Uncle, how long will it take?
17:11Sir, it will take around three minutes.
17:15It's done.
17:16Uncle, I think I will have to go to a doctor.
17:18Why?
17:19I can't sleep after sleeping for hours.
17:22You have slept for hours.
17:24Check your neck.
17:25It is burning.
17:29Uncle, I think you didn't sing the song from your heart.
17:31Sir..
17:32Because you know how to sing.
17:36I think you want to learn how to sing.
17:38What are you saying?
17:40You are happy now.
17:41Uncle, I have fulfilled my life's goal.
17:43Wow!
17:44Uncle, I will have a cup of tea.
17:46It's a good thing that we are in the master class.
17:49Yes.
17:50We have been waiting for 36 hours.
17:52Mr. Khan, Ketli.
17:54I know Ketli.
17:54I have stolen her from you.
17:56Oh, God!
17:57Uncle, the tune of the song is like this.
17:59It is like this.
18:01This is the tune.
18:03You should touch the master's feet with this tune.
18:07Yes.
18:07He knows that he is the master.
18:09I am telling the truth.
18:12Very good.
18:13What a funny name!
18:16So that you get all the knowledge.
18:17We also want to learn something from you.
18:26What happened?
18:29He has thrown it away.
18:33Okay.
18:34What happened?
18:36Get up, Mr. Khan.
18:37Get up, son.
18:38Oh, God!
18:39Uncle.
18:40Yes, son.
18:41This tune was very good.
18:44This tune was like a jasmine flower.
18:48Jasmine flower.
18:49This tune was very good.
18:50But it will be a big failure.
18:57Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
18:58We will meet you after the break.
19:02We will meet you after the break.