Mani Liaqat ki Comedy par Saleem Albela aur Agha Majid kay Waar

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00:00And now our segment is stand-up comedy.

00:02And for stand-up comedy,

00:03the great stand-up comedian,

00:06you have won the laughter challenge

00:09and many more in the world.

00:11You have done many tours

00:13and you have a household name in the UK.

00:15Let's welcome him with a round of applause

00:17and watch stand-up comedy.

00:18Mani Liaquat!

00:23Thank you.

00:24In the name of God.

00:25Hello. How are you?

00:27Hello. I am fine.

00:29I am performing for the first time in Pakistan.

00:31Okay.

00:32And I have met the great legend himself, Shahrukh Khan.

00:36Wow.

00:36Please give him a round of applause.

00:38Very good.

00:40Thank you, brother. Thank you.

00:41Thank you.

00:41I am Shahrukh Khan, not Bairukh Khan.

00:45Now there is a scene that I want to share with you.

00:47You must have seen the film,

00:48Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham.

00:50Yes.

00:50Have you seen it?

00:51Yes.

00:51Have you seen the film, Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham?

00:53No. No.

00:54He is a very good actor.

00:56All of you make fun of him.

00:59No. He is like this.

01:02He is like this.

01:02You think I am making fun of him?

01:03No.

01:05He is a very good actor.

01:12He is jumping after you.

01:14It's a good thing.

01:15I think this is my last performance.

01:18Okay. The scene of the film is that

01:20the child gets married as per his wish.

01:22Absolutely right.

01:23He doesn't listen to his parents.

01:24I think this is a global issue.

01:25Yes.

01:26Now the scene is like this.

01:27Amitabh Bachchan is standing.

01:29Another great legend.

01:30Yes.

01:31Shahrukh Khan has come from behind.

01:33He has come to know that the boy has got married somewhere else.

01:36Okay.

01:36Now Amitabh Bachchan is there.

01:37There is music playing in the background.

01:46Today, you have proved

01:52that you are not my blood.

01:54Sometimes, I am happy.

01:56You have ruined my reputation.

01:59Shahrukh Khan has entered in the film.

02:04I..

02:08I..

02:11Sir.

02:13Sir.

02:15Sir, I was..

02:16Think about it.

02:17You all know that if Shahrukh Khan

02:20had been from Mirpur or Patwari, what would he have said?

02:23Hey, sir.

02:25He looked into my eyes.

02:27I said, hmm.

02:29He said, hey.

02:30Sir said, two feet away.

02:33Thank you.

02:34Very good.

02:35Very good.

02:36Thank you.

02:37Almost everyone doesn't know about stand-up comedy.

02:41But in the end, I want to give a gift to all of you.

02:45Yes.

02:46Yes.

02:48Very good.

02:49Yes.

02:50Yes.

02:51Sir, no dollar, pound.

02:52It means that you are giving up.

02:54Yes.

02:56I will personally give you Rs. 250,000 and leave.

03:02No doubt, Mr. Maroom is for you.

03:04May God bless you with a good car.

03:06Then you can come from under it.

03:08Look, he is so funny.

03:11If you don't do stand-up comedy, then do it in Torpeh.

03:13It will have a positive effect on your health.

03:17Okay, our Pakistani community

03:20watches your show a lot.

03:21They enjoy it a lot.

03:22And everyone watches it together.

03:24I will tell you a real incident like this.

03:26There is innocence, people still have innocence.

03:29One of my friends

03:30had a dream that 15 boys beat him up.

03:33Okay.

03:35This is a real incident.

03:36He woke up in the morning and messaged us on WhatsApp.

03:39We will sleep together tonight because we have to go beat them up.

03:43Okay, so you have performed in the UK.

03:45Yes.

03:46How many venues?

03:47A lot, God bless.

03:48And Alhamdulillah, most of them are closed now.

03:52Do you have any jokes that are the most famous there?

03:55These are the only ones that are not happening here.

03:57We are loving it.

03:59Very good, very good.

04:01The fun that I enjoy is that of couples.

04:04The couples who come to see us,

04:06the ladies are very well-dressed.

04:09So, God bless, all the men beat them up.

04:12Like Mr. Agha, God bless.

04:14He is a D-shape. He has a D-shape.

04:17So, this is a real incident.

04:20I asked someone in the audience and they told me the story.

04:23She said, I came to stay with him last night.

04:28I was going to sleep with your uncle.

04:31Your uncle was abusing me last night.

04:34I was sleeping and he was abusing me.

04:38Uncle said, you are mistaken.

04:40I said, what do you mean?

04:41He said, I was not sleeping.

04:42I said, what do you mean?

04:45Look, this is what the ladies ask for.

04:47They ask for the moon and stars.

04:50The girl asked Mr. Agha if he could get her the moon and stars.

04:52He said, I have a stool. I will try.

04:56If you have a household name in the UK,

04:58do you have any female fans there?

05:00Yes, there are female fans everywhere.

05:02She has a couple of fans.

05:04So, tell us a crazy incident of a female fan.

05:07Yes, an incident of a fan that she recognised.

05:09She is a fan, she is a girl.

05:10No, I don't think I am that popular.

05:13No, you are.

05:14I will be popular. I am smart.

05:16I am smart.

05:17Yes.

05:18Please do ask me questions in the next show.

05:21Sometimes, you...

05:22But there is one thing.

05:23A fan said something very nice.

05:26I will tell you a beautiful incident of a fan.

05:29This is a genuine incident.

05:30Look, there is no one like you.

05:32And I have worked very hard

05:35to make a name for my country, Pakistan.

05:39Which I think will end after this episode.

05:42I have a lady.

05:45Her mother was going through cancer.

05:47Oh.

05:48We used to do a show in those days.

05:50I used to do it in the name of Control Room.

05:52I used to come in the get-up.

05:53She used to watch it.

05:54And she said that she was very happy at that time.

05:57Oh, wow.

05:58But she is not going to make it.

06:00Oh, wow.

06:01Of course, the end was the same.

06:02But a round of applause for her.

06:03Thank you.

06:04For all of you.

06:05Look, stand-up comedy has come out of all of you.

06:07Now do this work. Don't leave it.

06:11So, Mani, are you married?

06:12Yes, by my fate.

06:14Does your wife allow you to do stand-up comedy?

06:16Yes, of course.

06:17Does she come to your shows herself?

06:19No.

06:19No, she doesn't.

06:20Your sister-in-law promised that she will come when you do it right.

06:25Although she should have come today.

06:28I got married last year.

06:30Oh, wow.

06:30Sir, congratulations.

06:31Wow.

06:33May God bless you.

06:34May God bless you.

06:35We need your prayers.

06:36So, what do you think is the reason

06:38why you got married so late?

06:40No one ever told me.

06:41It's her stupidity.

06:42What?

06:43She gets involved in people's fights.

06:44She doesn't care about herself.

06:48When you go home..

06:49Yes.

06:49What do you tell your wife?

06:51That you met with an accident?

06:52What?

06:53Yes, yes.

06:54You go home after 15-20 days.

06:56What does your wife tell you?

06:58That you met with an accident?

06:59What did she tell me?

07:00She tells me not to go home after 15-20 days.

07:01Translate it.

07:02What did she tell me?

07:03I don't know what to say.

07:04She means to say that

07:06when you go home..

07:09How do you say it?

07:14Charlie, when you go home and tell your wife something,

07:17she doesn't say,

07:17send me a message on WhatsApp.

07:21Wow, wow, wow.

07:23Thank you very much.

07:24We enjoyed a lot, viewers.

07:26It's time for a short break.

07:27Don't go anywhere.

07:28See you after the break.

07:29Brother, did you work on the film as well?

07:31Hey, drum, hit the drum.

07:32You were doing this at the back.

07:34I did this at Jurassic Park.

07:37What was in it?

07:39Jurassic Park.

07:39This is the first entry of a dinosaur.

07:43What was happening at Jurassic Park?

07:45Look, what a respectable man is doing for his stomach.

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