Saleem Albela Aur Azeem Vicky Ghalib Parh Kar Badmash Ban Gaye

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00:00Welcome back. A few moments ago, we had a guest in the audience who got upset

00:07because he didn't like Juktesh and he was misbehaved with him.

00:11He was upset. We apologised, gave him tea, explained to him and sent him away.

00:16Today, he has brought a rascal with him.

00:18So, let's talk to him and find out why he is upset.

00:21Assalam-o-Alaikum.

00:22Waalaikum-as-salam.

00:22Oh! What are you doing?

00:24I am speeding up.

00:25Oh, you are speeding up.

00:27I am not speeding up.

00:28I am not speeding up. I am bringing him back.

00:31He is my rascal. I know what he is doing.

00:32What is he doing?

00:33He is taking the nail out of his tongue.

00:36He is so big that you have to take a sword for him.

00:39He is taking the nail out of his tongue.

00:40But he should have taken the nail out of his mouth.

00:43I think he is taking the nail out with a knife.

00:45Okay. What are you doing?

00:46Someone has cut the smoke here. It is sweet.

00:50Listen to me. The smoke has been there for a long time.

00:52Someone else has cut it happily.

00:55Anyway, whoever has cut it, it is very tasty.

00:58Okay, Mr. Rohan. I have come for an interview. Listen to me.

01:01He is saying it himself.

01:02I… You are watching the newspaper, right?

01:04Yes.

01:05I have hidden a column in it.

01:07Against you.

01:08Really? What was the name?

01:08Column. Very cruel.

01:11Look, you…

01:12I have written against all of you in this request.

01:15Yes.

01:15Tell me, where do you want to give it?

01:17To me.

01:18Hahaha…

01:24He is the one who is the worst.

01:27And you will get the police station and the knife from the rest of the cops.

01:30I have seen the police station request against me.

01:33This is the mischief, isn't it?

01:35Look, my Lord. Come here.

01:36Mr. Kibla, come close to me.

01:39Can't you find a way to talk?

01:41How can I talk?

01:42Don't do this.

01:43Hahaha…

01:45Brother, why did you file a request against Mr. Haroon?

01:48Look, you are a woman. Is this the way to talk?

01:51Why did you file a request against Mr. Haroon?

01:53Look, this is a matter of education.

01:55I am not a weak man.

01:58I am a very dangerous man.

01:59Dangerous? How?

02:01Brother, I am a poet. Believe me.

02:04Okay, in the request..

02:05Okay, leave it. No, I won't go to all of them.

02:07Okay, no, this request..

02:08No, no, leave it.

02:10Talk to me, sir. You are wasting your time.

02:12This is your precious time.

02:14I have a lot of time. I will sit here.

02:16Okay, no. Why did you bring this rascal along?

02:19Sir, last time you made me drink tea and water..

02:22..and begged me to come here.

02:24Yes, yes.

02:24Isn't this unfair?

02:25I have some respect in the society.

02:26Come to me, man.

02:27You slapped me, hit me with your shoes..

02:29..and even asked me to give you my life.

02:32This is not fair, man.

02:36Hey!

02:37You call him Mr. Joe, Mr. Joe..

02:39Didn't I say so?

02:40Didn't I say so?

02:40What?

02:41Mr. Haroon..

02:41..has been crying with me all night.

02:44What did he say?

02:44He has been begging for you.

02:47I am sorry, man.

02:49Then apologize to him.

02:51Aren't you scared?

02:52Yes, I have begged him.

02:53You did a good thing, right?

02:54Look at him.

02:59Rascals don't know anything.

03:01From nursery to the toilet..

03:03..he has done everything.

03:06Wow, wow, wow.

03:08You took him from the nursery..

03:10I had told you about the nursery.

03:12You will remember it.

03:13Where is it?

03:14Urdu Bazaar.

03:16What is the name of the nursery?

03:18Kasam Book House.

03:21I think they don't even kill people..

03:22..they just bring them to the jail.

03:25Don't do anything stupid.

03:27Ask him.

03:28He has been begging for me all night.

03:32He is a cruel man, sir.

03:33I know him.

03:35He has been begging for me many times.

03:41Oh!

03:44Pallavi, you taught Munshi Premchand.

03:48Now teach Munshi Asatal.

03:52Listen to me.

03:53You are not a goon, I think, you are a well-educated man.

03:56Who are you?

03:57In the darkness of night..

03:59..with cream on my hair..

04:01..I taught him songs.

04:03When you came why did you sing?

04:07There isn't anyone who doesn't sing..

04:09He will become Kopa Hane Raat.

04:12He has worked hard for 14 years.

04:15In what way?

04:16He had a binding on a closed road.

04:19Okay.

04:20I am Mushtaq Ahmed, Jiu-Jitsu Physicist.

04:24When people swear by Ghalib, they don't get scared.

04:28Mr. Haroon, he has a blackhead.

04:30What?

04:31He has a blackhead on his face.

04:33No, no. It's a problem.

04:35It's a problem.

04:37Be in your limits.

04:39Hey, hey, hey.

04:42You know what I say to you?

04:43What?

04:50What kind of an item is he?

04:53Your teacher..

04:54He loves me so much.

04:55It's time for your teacher to get slapped.

04:58You are an educated man.

05:01You don't know that I was being abused in the city.

05:04We don't know that.

05:05I was caught by the police.

05:06He is an educated man.

05:08He is an educated man.

05:09Is this how you behave with people?

05:10What?

05:10I didn't say anything to you.

05:11I will tell you when you come out.

05:13Look at him.

05:16He looks like a respectable man.

05:17Okay, look.

05:19You think that he is respectable.

05:22Or this is the way to talk.

05:23Actually, your system is upside down.

05:26How is it upside down?

05:27It's upside down in the sense that..

05:29Brother, you are here.

05:31You can have tea.

05:32No, no. It's a direct fight.

05:33It's okay.

05:34Let's go.

05:36No, no.

05:37Sit here.

05:38What?

05:40Look, he is craving for his shoes.

05:44Oh, man!

05:49Listen to me.

05:50Don't try to pose yourself.

05:55He is talking in English in the morning.

05:58I think you are an educated man.

06:00But how did you come here in this disguise?

06:05Mr. Arun, when I met Faiz..

06:10Give him a beating. He will leave.

06:18When I met Ghalib..

06:20Yes.

06:21..I became his fan.

06:23Oh, my!

06:25Believe me, I used to dance all the time.

06:31I used to sleep after studying.

06:33He is scared.

06:35I became a bad man, Mr. Arun.

06:37How did you become a bad man?

06:37My mother used to tell me one thing.

06:39You won't be a bad man all your life.

06:42Shut up. Let me speak first.

06:46My mother used to tell me one thing, Mr. Arun.

06:48I don't want to tell you that I am your mother.

06:51My mother used to tell me one thing.

06:54Didn't you understand?

06:55What did you say?

06:59Look at him. He is talking nonsense.

07:03Mr. Arun.

07:03Yes.

07:04If you are so unfair, how can a poet become a good man?

07:07We are very sensitive people.

07:09I will shed blood and bring dead bodies here.

07:12Oh, my! How?

07:14I will do poetry like this.

07:16What a useless man!

07:18Do you see the knife in my teacher's hand?

07:20Yes.

07:21He can write on it too.

07:22Yes.

07:24Okay, the one which is written on trees.

07:26Yes.

07:27S plus L.

07:29You must have heard that a pen's wound is very deep.

07:32Yes.

07:32Look, if you don't like it, I will keep the knife.

07:36Okay, your mother was telling me something.

07:37Please explain.

07:38My mother used to tell me one thing.

07:40Listen, is this an international TV

07:41or have we come here to talk about media?

07:47Viewers, this is a small break.

07:49You will enjoy it after the break.

07:50Hoshi yaariya, hoshi yaariya.

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