LE RÉSUMÉ PAS SURPRENANT DE DEMON SLAYER !! (Vidéo exclusive Dailymotion)

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03/04/2024

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00:00 [Demonslayer intro]

00:04 So, last week, my dog died.

00:06 Yeah, that's the best way to start a video, yeah!

00:09 So, to comfort myself, I watched the whole Demonslayer.

00:12 Yeah, I have special methods to raise my morale, yeah!

00:15 But since time is money, I decided to capitalize on this little pleasure,

00:18 because that's probably what Little Biscuit would have wanted.

00:20 Since what he loved even more than the animes, was money!

00:23 I bit my tongue.

00:24 What are you talking about? You don't even have a dog!

00:26 Yeah, but I wanted to set up a dramatic effect, you see?

00:28 To touch people's hearts and give them a little blue thumb!

00:30 Well, don't do that, and we also watched Demonslayer on purpose to make the video,

00:34 because we're investigative YouTubers, I remind you!

00:37 But shh, don't say that! They'll think we're nice, my mother's life!

00:39 And your darons, they make... olive cakes!

00:42 Oooooookay...

00:44 [Demonslayer intro]

00:47 Well, you got it, in order to be able to give you our best sausages,

00:50 we dried the whole Demonslayer, without drinking or eating.

00:53 Demonslayer means "Devil's Deeper", I know.

00:56 Oh, but I see we have a little genius in the room tonight!

00:59 Let's cut his head off!

01:00 Oh nooooo, no no no no no no no!

01:02 So let's start by contextualizing the contextual context of this anime.

01:06 We are in the 20th century in an alternative Japan where humans and demons coexist,

01:10 and have even learned to live in harmony thanks to mutual respect rules.

01:13 That's wrong, of course! They spend their lives killing each other!

01:16 Demons eat humans on the pretext that it makes them more powerful!

01:19 Humans decapitate demons on the pretext that it's the only way to kill them!

01:22 Because yes, a katana blow is easier than trying to find a cure!

01:25 Because yes, demons are not born demons, there are no baby demons,

01:28 or blood-filled bibs for baby demons, or demonic pussies.

01:31 No, they are humans who have been transformed into demons,

01:34 losing their memories and all forms of humanity,

01:37 until the arrival of a flashback just before their heads hit the ground.

01:40 As well as the possibility of sunbathing on the beach, tasting a piña colada,

01:44 which makes them a mix between zombies and vampires.

01:46 Zompires, you know, or vampires.

01:48 And not flamboyants, that's a dessert, it has nothing to do with it.

01:50 Anyway, in Demonslayer, we will follow the adventures of Tanjiro Kamado,

01:53 one of the most stylish shonen heroes I've ever seen!

01:56 No, but seriously, look at this look of embers!

01:58 Except that before doing stylish things with his katana in ocean samurai mode,

02:02 it was a big shit that sold coal to feed his poor family!

02:05 I swear, his mother is so poor that it's the ducks that throw bread at her!

02:08 But fortunately for him, he won't have to sell coal for a long time,

02:10 since his whole family dies, episode 1 of the "Blood everywhere" incarnation, we didn't know what to do.

02:14 With the exception of his sister Nezuko, who survived, yeah!

02:17 But who became a demon!

02:19 So yes, I know, it hurts on the neck.

02:21 But being an orphan is the basis of a good shonen!

02:23 All the greatest have gone through this!

02:25 Naruto, Luffy, Batman, Miyakali-Fa!

02:27 Does that mean that I can also become a shonen hero then?

02:30 Waaaaaow!

02:31 No, your parents are not dead, Timothée, they don't exist, just like you, by the way!

02:35 But crazy, go ahead, I'm fed up!

02:37 I wanted to be like Naruto, that's it!

02:39 Anyway, to come back to Tanjiro's sister,

02:41 she certainly became a demon.

02:43 Except that it's a little special demon, because she doesn't want to hurt humans.

02:46 But in doubt, we still put a bamboo in her mouth to be sure.

02:49 And then Tanjiro says to himself, "My sister can't spend her whole life with a piece of wood between her teeth!"

02:52 It's not practical to suck ice!

02:54 I have to find a way to turn her into a human,

02:56 and if I have time, to avenge my family, but we'll see.

02:58 So this guy comes and says to her,

03:00 "I know a guy with a huge dick that can make you a demon's deep-sea!"

03:04 And at the age of two, Tanjiro becomes a demon's deep-sea!

03:07 And thus obtains a katana, with a pistol option, please.

03:10 And thanks to his super developed odor and his portable crow,

03:13 accompanied by his little sister, who put him in a small box so that she wouldn't end up in small mechoui,

03:17 he goes in search of demons with the answer to his questions.

03:20 Like, "How can I become human again? Who killed my family?"

03:23 And why does this guy have a head of a boar on his head, for fuck's sake?

03:26 But be careful, Tanjiro is a super nice guy.

03:28 So he'll do all this by respecting the barrier gestures and the intimacy of demons.

03:32 Besides, he's so nice that during his journey,

03:34 all the people he won't behead will automatically become his friends.

03:38 Like this guy, the biggest plunderer in the history of humanity,

03:42 with the power to develop a crush for every girl he meets.

03:44 Or this guy, who spends his life putting headbutts in walls

03:47 and triggering unruled octagons with all the people he meets.

03:50 Unruled octagons. Not unruled octagons. Be careful, it's not the same.

03:53 Together, they'll accomplish various missions as demon plunders,

03:56 with the ultimate goal of finding the big bad guy in history,

03:59 alias Michael Jackson, in order to prove to everyone that MJ isn't dead.

04:02 And then kill him! Because if he's dead, he can't be bad anymore.

04:05 Special mention to the arachnophobes who'll suck ass for a good part of the anime,

04:09 especially because of this guy, or this guy.

04:11 That was the summary of Demon Slayer, we recommend you to go watch it.

04:14 Tell us in the comments if you liked the "An Anime" format.

04:17 But before that, don't hesitate to put a katana in the like bar

04:20 and to go check out our Tipeee.

04:22 And at the request of the Discord modos, go check out the Discord,

04:25 the link is in the description, unless we're inverted and the link is up.

04:28 Kisses!

04:29 [French]

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