LE RÉSUMÉ PAS SURPRENANT DE MINECRAFT !! (Vidéo Exclusive Dailymotion)

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01/04/2024

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00:00 *Music*

00:17 Hey man, while I'm thinking about it, what's your favorite video game ?

00:20 Well it's Fortnite, why ? Season 2, but it's a killer, man, the ball !

00:24 Hmm, okay, okay, and without trolling ?

00:26 I don't know, me, Uncharted 3, at the most.

00:28 No, not this one, the other one.

00:30 God of War ?

00:31 No, the other one, the other one, it starts with M.

00:33 Euh, Monopoly ?

00:35 But Monopoly is not a video game !

00:36 I don't know, bro, you're putting pressure on me, what do you want me to say ?

00:39 I'm talking about the game where you play a Mexican who puts cubes.

00:42 Oh, Minecraft, yes, I know it well !

00:44 Yes, that's it, your favorite game.

00:46 So, it's not my favorite game at all, but okay.

00:48 But yes, it's your favorite game, that's how it is, the world has lost all rationality about Minecraft, so it's your favorite game, that's all.

00:53 Okay, cool, and so, where are you going with all this ? I don't really understand the delirium.

00:57 Well, we're going to make a not-so-surprising summary of Minecraft.

00:59 But we already made a summary of Minecraft.

01:01 Well, we're going to make a not-so-surprising summary of Minecraft.

01:03 Okay, but you already said that.

01:04 Well, we're going to make a not-so-surprising summary of Minecraft.

01:07 Okay, the guy bugged, I'm going to have to reboot you, great.

01:10 Well, we're going to make a not-so-surprising summary of Minecraf...

01:12 Well, today, we decided to talk to you once again about Minecraft.

01:19 Again ? But you already did it !

01:21 Yes, again. You have a problem ? You want us to fight, to go crazy, right ?

01:24 No, because I'm just a straight-forward Shutterstock image.

01:27 That's what I thought. Now burn in the flames of the Nether, thank you.

01:30 Ouch, it's burning. It's fake, I don't feel the pain, because I'm just a straight-forward Shutterstock image.

01:35 So, as I said before, today we're going to talk about Minecraft, aka the best-selling game of all time.

01:40 Uh, no, it's Tetris.

01:42 Uh, no, it's Minecraft.

01:43 Uh, no, it's Adibou, guys.

01:44 Uh, okay, I'm not bothering you, little buddies, you want a coffee, a tea, something where I'm going to make you explode, my mother's life.

01:50 Yeah, no, but they all say anything.

01:52 Anyway, as I said before, today we're going to talk about...

01:56 Minecraft, right ?

01:57 Wow, are you out of your mind or what ? How do you know, bro ?

01:59 I don't know, instinct, I was struck by a vision of the past, I think.

02:02 Okay, so, Minecraft, who is it, what is it, what is it ?

02:05 Well, everyone knows what it is, Minecraft, you don't need to specify it, I think, you're just going crazy.

02:09 Oh yeah, so sir is the smartest, okay, so go ahead, what is Minecraft, sir, I'm the smartest.

02:14 Minecraft is a sandbox adventure video game, released on November 18, 2011.

02:18 It immerses the player in a procedural world, made up of cubes, where they can modify this set at will,

02:24 by adding or removing blocks, to try to survive as long as possible.

02:29 Okay, so you actually know what Minecraft is.

02:31 Great, you ruined my video, buddy.

02:33 Oh no, no, no, don't worry, please, talk about Minecraft, I'm sure you'll do a great job, go ahead.

02:37 Yeah, but you said everything, it's okay, go ahead, it's no use, I'm stopping the video, it's okay.

02:41 But no, I'm sure you still have a lot of things to say, don't even worry.

02:45 Okay, I'm going to talk about it, stop insisting, you fucking forcer.

02:48 Oh, the "lourd", the fucking "forcer".

02:51 So, Minecraft, aka the game I bought at least three times in my life,

02:54 since I forgot my identifiers every time I wanted to play it again.

02:58 At the same time, it's always after a break of two years that I start again.

03:01 And two years is the limit that my brain has set to remember an information.

03:04 Fortunately, I'm regularly reminded of my first name, because otherwise I would have already forgotten.

03:08 Well, after I tell you that, but it would be to hide my past as a computer pirate,

03:11 since most of my time in the game was spent on a cracked version.

03:15 Yes, well, it's okay, the one who never cracked a game throws me the first block of stone.

03:19 And then it was ten years ago, so it's okay, the god of Minecraft probably forgave me.

03:22 And in addition, if this action leads me to court, I will surely say something like...

03:26 Objection, your honor, my first video on YouTube was a video on Minecraft,

03:30 so I think in the end I made you advertising, you should pay me.

03:33 And there, he will surely say something like, but I don't give a fuck about your video that made 300 views.

03:38 Oh, stop it, my friend, I'm not even your friend, my guy.

03:41 Well, I still haven't received my citation to compare, so in the meantime, I'm going to fuck the judge's mother.

03:45 But brother, you can't say things like that, I think, on the Internet.

03:47 I can't say what, actually?

03:49 I'm going to fuck the judge's mother.

03:50 You said it too, ahaha.

03:51 Ah, but you're a piece of shit, that's what you're trying to tell me.

03:54 Yes.

03:55 I remember one day we created a server with friends, who I never talked to again, by the way.

04:01 And on this server, we had built a whole bunch of stuff that we liked,

04:05 like a lighthouse, a fighting arena, mayan temples, blah blah blah.

04:09 Well, we have no screenshot, so we're going to illustrate that with images that don't belong to us,

04:13 which doesn't really change the habit, so I don't know why I'm saying it.

04:16 Besides, I didn't think that one day I would tell this to millions of people,

04:19 and now I'm starting to defend myself, while no one asked me, so shut up, I shut up, shut up.

04:24 But the fact is that on this server probably reside my best memories of the game,

04:28 especially hundreds of hours to build a giant tree containing hotel rooms.

04:32 And a reproduction of the Taj Mahal, well, never finished because it's too ambitious, but whatever.

04:37 A tunnel under the sea, in which thousands of dead bodies are resting.

04:40 Fuck, it was hard to build this thing.

04:42 And a whole bunch of projects to build a fictional city as high as our imagination,

04:46 in which I would feel better than in real life, which was really shitty at the time.

04:51 Because yes, Minecraft is above all a game where everyone can find their place,

04:55 which marked the youth, even the life of many gamers, with an @ instead of an A.

04:59 Survival, creativity, farming, engineering, and even games in the game.

05:03 I want to remind you that the first Battle Royale were on Minecraft.

05:06 I repeat it again, everyone can find their place,

05:09 which brings us to the culminating point of this video,

05:12 the reason why, how, its existence is existential.

05:15 To make it simple, we recently remembered how much we loved the game,

05:18 and at the same time, that our memories of it were far too far away.

05:22 So we decided to start a new adventure on the game tonight,

05:25 and explore together a mode that we played too little, the survival mode.

05:28 And I say together because you can follow all our adventures live on Twitch,

05:32 starting today, 4pm, and every Sunday, until death follows us.

05:36 Or at least until we have achieved all the goals that we will have set with you in advance.

05:41 Come on, it's going to be cool, we're going to have fun, buddies.

05:43 And then, the video is over, it ends like that?

05:46 Yeah, I think so, yeah, wait, it's good, Minecraft was just an excuse.

05:50 We did the Twitch promo, we said what we had to say, we can stop now.

05:53 Ok, cool, well, go fart a pimp in the nearest bar,

05:56 I don't see what we can do better at the moment.

05:59 Come on!

06:00 That's it, it's the end of this video, I hope you enjoyed it,

06:03 it's a little different than usual, but I guess for your great pleasure.

06:07 You can go on Tipeee to enjoy many games,

06:10 but you can also go on Twitch, it's really fun too.

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