LE RÉSUMÉ PAS SURPRENANT DE SQUEEZIE !! (Vidéo Exclusive Dailymotion)

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26/03/2024

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00:00 [SQUEEZE-O'S]

00:04 So, today we're here to talk about Lucas Auchard,

00:06 better known as Squeezie, or Squeezo for the intimes.

00:09 I've seen all his videos, and nobody calls him Squeezo, first of all.

00:11 What do you know? Maybe his father calls him Squeezo.

00:13 Do you know his father? No, you don't.

00:15 No, but once I saw him from afar, the PGW, and even...

00:17 What are you talking about, the PGW?

00:19 We've been confined for two years, it's become an urban legend, this thing.

00:22 Get out of here.

00:23 Get out, get out.

00:24 Oh, okay, I'm leaving.

00:25 Invisibility cape, yes!

00:27 Anyway, if you're French, and you haven't been cryogenized in the last ten years,

00:31 you must know Squeezie, aka the first French YouTuber.

00:34 You know, this guy who can do absolutely anything he wants is a real star in this field.

00:37 I'm sure he could do a great remake of Romeo and Juliet live at the theater,

00:40 and with that, he'd beat the French viewer record on Twitch, the Boog.

00:43 Oh, I'm told in the earring that he already did it, and that he actually beat the record, okay.

00:47 Well, he could go into music and win a prize at the NRJ Music Awards.

00:50 Oh, I'm told in the earring that he already did that with his album Oxys.

00:53 Oh, okay, well, he could eat a cassoulet on stage and revolutionize contemporary art.

00:57 So, you haven't done that yet, Squeezie, so, did we miss his life or what?

01:01 Yeah, I'm only saying that because I'm the same age as him, but 3-0 on his subscriber count,

01:05 and even more on his bank account.

01:07 So subscribe, hit the bell to reduce the gap a bit.

01:10 By the way, his subscriber count, we're talking about it, 15 million people.

01:13 You know what that means, 15 fucking million people?

01:15 It's a quarter of the population of fucking France, my good sir.

01:17 You'll never meet 15 million people in your own life.

01:20 It's the equivalent of 185 Stades de France, or 1,700,000 minibuses to bring all those people to Stades de France.

01:27 I'm sure I have distant cousins who know Squeezie, but don't even know who I am.

01:31 There are children who don't know their biological parents, but who know Squeezie.

01:34 Well, I'm warning you, this is going to go to bio-pic in Bohemian Rhapsody mode.

01:37 So, the guy started YouTube 15 years ago, while I was still eating my shit.

01:41 Yeah, I was a bit of a late kid, that's true, that's true, I ate my shit until I was 25, so what?

01:45 Then, he started doing gaming videos and other nonsense for a few years.

01:49 After that, he got spotted by a Romanian, and together they created the Cyprien Gaming channel.

01:52 A gaming channel, but mainly dedicated to product placement.

01:55 And then, it's a mega-buzz, the little Squeezie goes from success to success,

01:58 and in 10 years of career, the guy just became a new millionaire like Gotaga.

02:01 Unlike my father, who is in a way my example of life,

02:04 who in 35 years of career is not even sure he can pay his retirement.

02:07 So I don't even know who I should believe, seriously, which model should I follow to be happy?

02:11 Squeezie or Alain? This is my real father, say hi to him in the comments.

02:14 But finally, Squeezie is mostly a channel with 8 billion views,

02:18 spread over more than 1,300 videos, some of which have become cool.

02:22 This sentence means we're going to list the times he fucked up the game.

02:24 Like his freestyle videos with Bigflo and Oli, fire in the eyes!

02:27 Or this feat with McFly and Carlito.

02:29 But also the time he won a gold single for the song Mirador.

02:32 No, first of all, it's Keza and Freddy Gladieux who did Mirador.

02:35 Oh yeah, and in your opinion, who paid for all this?

02:37 Euh, Santa Claus?

02:38 Yeah, man, because that year, Santa Claus was Lucas Auchard,

02:42 send the PNG explosion.

02:43 So yes, some often call him a simple French PewDiePie.

02:47 But it's no less than the first French YouTuber,

02:49 and probably soon the French streamer with the most followers.

02:52 Whether we like it or not, we have to admit that the word "Squeezie" generates click.

02:56 Besides, that's exactly why this video exists, we're not going to lie, we're big fans.

03:00 And frankly, as long as you're honest, it deserves a little blue thumb, right?

03:02 You can even subscribe as long as you are, why not go check our Tipeee?

03:05 We shouldn't stop on such a good path.

03:06 What do you mean? We're diehards, and it's the one who says he's a diehard.

03:10 Diehard, go.

03:10 Well, you've pissed me off, I'm out.

03:12 Subscribe. Subscribe. Subscribe. Subscribe. Subscribe. Subscribe. Subscribe. Subscribe. Subscribe. Subscribe.

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