• 11 months ago
Agha Majid Or Abid Sohna Ka Beech Chorahay Tasadum, Goga Vikky Marhoom Larne Ke Bad Hogaye Tazadam
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00:00 "Hoshiyaariyaan"
00:04 Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyaariyaan.
00:08 Friends, we know that our country is going through a very difficult time.
00:13 Especially the youth, I see that they talk about hopelessness and despair.
00:19 But know one thing, if you are admitted in a hospital
00:24 and a doctor comes to you and shows you an injection and says
00:27 "If I give you this injection, you will get better in no time."
00:31 "And after a minute, you will be healthy."
00:33 "But after a day of being healthy, you will be sick forever."
00:38 "And if the other doctor tells you that if you take this medicine, you will be very comfortable."
00:44 "But you will be fine forever."
00:45 "Whom will you choose?"
00:48 In Pakistan, because it is the time of elections,
00:50 it is the time of elections,
00:52 even in this time, you will have doctors like this.
00:55 One will come who will give you hope and hope for that day
00:58 and will say that I will cure everything in a snap of a finger.
01:01 But remember, this is that injection that will keep you healthy for a day.
01:06 But as soon as that day passes,
01:08 immediately after that, you will go back to the same disease that is not going to be cured.
01:13 So know that it will be the wrong number
01:15 who will tell you that I will cure everything in a snap of a finger.
01:19 Remember, you have to vote only for the one
01:21 whose opinion, whose thinking is around for the next 20, 30, 50 years.
01:27 Because he is the right doctor
01:28 who will think about your children.
01:30 Who will think about your children's children.
01:33 Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:35 Today, we will take you to the square
01:37 and see the deep meaning of elections.
01:39 Oh man!
01:40 Give me the water.
01:41 Yes.
01:41 Give it to him.
01:44 What is happening?
01:45 Sir, we are bringing the flags of our party.
01:47 Is your party a party of Yarkans?
01:50 Sir, this is the colour of our party.
01:51 Yellow?
01:52 Yes, yellow.
01:53 What is the reason for this?
01:54 This is the symbol of peace.
01:55 How is that?
01:56 I don't know, they have told us to bring it.
01:58 Man, this is too small.
02:01 We have put the flags of the opposition.
02:03 Yes.
02:04 We have pulled the string from them.
02:05 Don't do this work.
02:07 Sir, why not?
02:08 What do you think, how is this small?
02:10 The leader is also like this.
02:12 Sir, the leader is with us.
02:14 Why is he not working?
02:15 Why are you working?
02:17 Sir, we work as workers.
02:18 We are ready to give our lives.
02:20 Why do you call yourself a worker?
02:21 Call yourself a slave.
02:22 What happened?
02:23 Man, he is speaking in Urdu too.
02:25 What is the slogan of your party?
02:28 Your brother is my brother.
02:30 Akhtar Rai.
02:31 Your brother is my brother.
02:33 Akhtar Rai.
02:35 Your brother is my brother.
02:36 Akhtar Rai.
02:38 Your brother is my brother.
02:39 Akhtar Rai.
02:41 Very good.
02:43 Thank you very much.
02:44 I will take care of all the poor people.
02:46 Is this your guard?
02:47 Has it been changed?
02:48 Yes, yes, guard.
02:48 What guard?
02:49 This.
02:50 God has given you a guard.
02:52 This means you are not my son.
02:53 Okay, your son.
02:55 My son.
02:55 Okay, very good.
02:56 Your brother is my brother.
02:58 Akhtar Rai.
03:00 Your brother is my brother.
03:02 Akhtar Rai.
03:04 I will kill you.
03:05 What happened?
03:06 I will become the leader.
03:07 You will have to dance.
03:09 Sir, I am dancing for your happiness.
03:14 I don't know if you have won or not.
03:16 If you don't win, how will I dance?
03:19 If I don't win, I will take the toll.
03:21 Sir, I am not dancing for your happiness.
03:25 Please give me a rope.
03:26 You are not getting a rope here.
03:28 Do you know why?
03:29 What is the reason?
03:30 These people who are fighting against me.
03:32 These people?
03:33 They are doing this.
03:35 They cut the ropes and take their money.
03:38 Oh.
03:38 You should do the same.
03:40 You should also go and destroy everything.
03:42 Take the money and pull the ropes.
03:44 Tear the posters.
03:45 We will destroy everything.
03:47 I will tell them to take their money and posters.
03:52 Yes, you will destroy everything.
03:54 Dad, I will tear their posters.
03:56 It's not your job.
03:58 They will take the money and you will dance.
04:00 (Laughs)
04:01 He is a worker.
04:03 He is a Sikh.
04:03 Go and get the rope.
04:06 This is not the way.
04:09 You are doing injustice to your opponent.
04:11 What is the reason?
04:12 Aren't they doing injustice to us?
04:13 What did they do?
04:14 Do you know how many posters were put up here?
04:16 Okay.
04:16 I count the posters every night.
04:18 (Laughs)
04:19 Did they take them?
04:20 Yes.
04:21 Where is the shopkeeper today?
04:22 He is busy with work.
04:23 The elections are near.
04:24 Okay.
04:25 He is ringing the bells.
04:26 Yes.
04:27 Mr. Raheel, have you ever won an election?
04:29 I won the election 10 years ago.
04:31 Okay.
04:32 Mr. Imratab won the last election.
04:34 Okay.
04:35 He won and he won.
04:37 Sir, they are preparing for the Jalsa.
04:39 They want to do something.
04:41 Nothing.
04:42 When they will dance,
04:44 they will not let their hands move.
04:45 Listen to me.
04:46 You are their leader.
04:47 The leader,
04:48 even the parents,
04:49 Yes.
04:50 they lead by their actions.
04:51 Everyone speaks well.
04:53 But,
04:54 if you teach them morality today,
04:57 they will behave with you with morality in the future.
04:59 That's right.
05:00 Teach them ethics.
05:01 Otherwise, one day,
05:02 they will be at your feet.
05:04 (Laughs)
05:07 Keep in mind,
05:08 whether you win or lose the elections.
05:10 Yes.
05:11 Don't let them win.
05:12 (Laughs)
05:13 Listen to me.
05:15 When you start their moral training from today,
05:19 you will see that they will become loyal,
05:22 die hard followers of you.
05:25 They will stand where you put your finger.
05:27 I won't let a single person of the opposition step forward.
05:29 No.
05:31 You will beat them up.
05:34 We will beat them up.
05:36 Look, how they will sing with my voice.
05:38 (Laughs)
05:39 That's a big thing.
05:40 Look, what the opposition has done.
05:42 What?
05:43 They have brought the churns we brought last night.
05:45 They have also read the posters.
05:46 So, tell them.
05:47 Teach them ethics.
05:49 You should be different.
05:50 You should be unique.
05:52 You should tell them that this is not morality.
05:54 Absolutely.
05:54 A good person should keep doing good deeds.
05:57 I am not a good person.
05:58 I am like you.
05:59 (Laughs)
06:00 Look, listen to me.
06:02 People of my circle,
06:04 I am like you.
06:05 You are standing.
06:06 (Laughs)
06:08 Mr. Badli, you are the son of a leader.
06:10 You are not a worker.
06:11 Okay.
06:12 Okay, he is the son of a leader.
06:14 He is mine.
06:15 Yes, he is a leader.
06:16 I swear,
06:18 I am telling you,
06:20 in this circle,
06:22 Maratab Ali has been beaten up.
06:24 He is singing a lot.
06:25 (Laughs)
06:26 He is not a singer.
06:27 Maratab is a good person.
06:28 (Laughs)
06:30 A person of this good Maratab,
06:32 in this circle,
06:33 he is naked.
06:34 Break his legs.
06:35 This Maratab has done a lot of corruption.
06:38 In this country,
06:39 he has not left anything.
06:41 Jaisal, you stand with me.
06:42 You do half of the speech.
06:44 (Laughs)
06:45 There is noise in the streets.
06:47 Maratab is a thief.
06:49 In the streets,
06:50 (Beeps)
06:53 Son, what is bothering you?
06:55 (Laughs)
06:57 I am dancing for your happiness.
06:59 (Laughs)
07:00 I have taken a loan from him.
07:03 (Laughs)
07:04 Have some shame.
07:05 You have it.
07:07 I am telling you,
07:08 you are the leader of the people of the present.
07:09 Greetings, viewers.
07:11 I am Neeli from Neeli News.
07:13 I am present in the circle number 102.
07:17 I have with me,
07:19 the famous and famous person of Pakistan,
07:22 whose internationally famous name is Akram Rahi.
07:26 Let's have a song.
07:27 (Laughs)
07:32 (Sings)
07:38 If you had sung, you would have danced.
07:40 (Laughs)
07:41 He is not Akram Rahi.
07:43 Sir, who is he?
07:44 Akhtar Rahi.
07:44 Akhtar Rahi, I am here for the elections.
07:47 Tell me, what are the problems of the people in this circle?
07:51 There are many problems.
07:52 These problems have been going on for the past 76 years.
07:55 I am sure, I hope,
07:58 that after winning,
07:59 I will be able to control all the problems of this circle.
08:02 Akhtar Rahi.
08:04 Long live.
08:05 Akhtar Rahi.
08:06 Long live.
08:08 Sir, tell me, what is your election symbol?
08:10 Apple.
08:11 What did you think of keeping it?
08:12 I was heartbroken during the speech.
08:14 (Laughs)
08:15 I didn't want to keep it.
08:17 He has got it.
08:18 Okay.
08:19 Yes, this was an apple.
08:21 He gave it to me.
08:22 (Laughs)
08:23 There is a rally coming up.
08:25 Come, let's cover it together.
08:26 Come, come, quickly.
08:27 Mr. Rahi has gone to Murat Abli's concert.
08:30 (Laughs)
08:31 Your brother, my brother.
08:33 Akhtar Rahi.
08:34 Akhtar Rahi.
08:35 Your brother.
08:36 Akhtar Rahi, you are my father.
08:38 (Laughs)
08:40 Your brother, my brother.
08:42 Akhtar Rahi.
08:43 Akhtar Rahi.
08:44 Don't sleep peacefully after eating.
08:46 Murat Abli.
08:47 Murat Abli.
08:48 Don't sleep peacefully after eating.
08:50 Murat Abli.
08:51 Murat Abli.
08:52 Don't sleep peacefully after eating.
08:54 Murat Abli.
08:55 Murat Abli.
08:56 My friends,
08:57 and the people of this poor country,
09:01 the way you loved me last time,
09:04 and made me successful,
09:06 and took me to the assembly,
09:08 I am very thankful to you.
09:10 And I expect from you,
09:12 that this time again,
09:14 you will vote for me and make me successful,
09:16 and take me to the assembly.
09:18 I promise you all,
09:20 if I go to the assembly,
09:22 your roads, hospitals,
09:25 dispensaries,
09:27 schools for children,
09:29 I will make everything right.
09:31 So what have you done in the last 5 years?
09:33 My friends,
09:34 Not my friends, you should talk to me.
09:36 The way I will reach the assembly,
09:40 I promise you,
09:42 that before your problems reach the assembly,
09:48 I will make sure that they are fixed.
09:51 If anyone points a finger at me,
09:53 I know that my opponents,
09:56 don't blame me.
09:58 I am ready to face the media.
10:01 You said that you have promised,
10:05 that you will make sure that the people of this area,
10:07 will have an open court.
10:09 Why didn't you do that?
10:10 I don't understand my friends,
10:12 these roads have been built,
10:14 since many years.
10:16 You said that you are ready to face the media.
10:20 But uncle,
10:21 the way this changes,
10:22 they will win.
10:24 Why did you change the party,
10:26 when you won?
10:27 Look, in Hasaptaal,
10:29 these people have not decided.
10:32 I was going to say that we should vote for him.
10:34 Why is he saying this?
10:35 He has not given a single answer to the media,
10:39 he has not even kept the media in his office.
10:42 I was going to say that the media is my king.
10:46 This is true.
10:47 My opponents,
10:49 look at the record of the previous people,
10:53 the corruption they have done,
10:55 build houses,
10:56 build cars,
10:59 where did this come from?
11:00 Look at their fight,
11:02 a poor man,
11:05 cannot build these houses,
11:07 my opponents have built them.
11:09 One question,
11:10 how many houses do you have?
11:11 I am telling you,
11:12 if I am in power,
11:14 I will tear them apart.
11:16 How many cars do you have?
11:17 One minute,
11:18 your vote is not in our circle,
11:20 it is a matter of marriage.
11:22 He said that he is ready to face the media.
11:24 He has 8 houses,
11:26 16 houses.
11:27 8 houses, 16 houses?
11:29 And where is his fight coming from?
11:31 He is a poor man,
11:32 his father used to build a dam.
11:33 Yes.
11:34 Oh, oh, oh.
11:35 Dam.
11:36 Okay, dam.
11:37 As much as I feel about the poor,
11:39 Obviously,
11:40 if it is not in your heart,
11:41 then who will feel?
11:42 Sometimes, sitting in this car,
11:43 the pain,
11:44 sometimes sitting in that house,
11:45 the pain of the people.
11:46 Absolutely.
11:47 He can see from every house that the poor are visible.
11:49 They are visible.
11:50 My circle is a witness,
11:51 that whenever my circle needs me,
11:54 I am there.
11:55 I have reached late,
11:56 I have reached.
11:57 This is the matter.
11:58 But uncle,
11:59 I am convinced that
12:00 I am the winner.
12:01 How?
12:02 The silence he is standing with,
12:03 he has patience.
12:04 I am saying, Mr. Akhtar,
12:07 you give me the order,
12:08 I will not give these votes.
12:10 Who is it?
12:11 Who will give the votes?
12:12 Who will give?
12:13 Who will give?
12:14 He has gone.
12:15 Leave the matter.
12:16 You just don't tell me.
12:18 His name.
12:19 Leave the matter.
12:20 You just don't tell me.
12:21 Look, what I am doing.
12:22 His name.
12:23 Leave the matter.
12:24 Just don't tell me.
12:25 I am not telling.
12:26 You are talking something strange.
12:27 Don't tell me.
12:28 His name.
12:29 Brother,
12:30 Mr. Leader,
12:31 I am patient.
12:32 You just don't tell me.
12:33 His name.
12:34 He has given the order.
12:36 Come on.
12:38 Come on.
12:39 Move.
12:40 Come on.
12:41 I will not give you.
12:42 I will hit you.
12:43 Don't do this.
12:44 Don't do this.
12:45 Don't do this.
12:46 Don't do this.
12:47 Move.
12:48 Move.
12:49 Hit me!
12:51 Hey hit me!
12:54 Don't fight!
12:56 I swear to god!
13:00 There was one fight between the doctor and me.
13:02 And he isn't even standing up yet.
13:04 He is already very scared.
13:17 Don't sleep at night.
13:19 Go and get yourself beaten up.
13:21 Okay sir.
13:22 Get up.
13:23 Okay sir.
13:24 Get up.
13:24 I beg you.
13:26 And you go with them.
13:29 Okay.
13:30 Get up.
13:32 Look at them fighting.
13:34 She always does this.
13:36 You are going to the hospital with your help.
13:38 Okay.
13:38 Look, political parties do such things knowingly.
13:43 Everyone knows that one party has an office here.
13:46 And the other party has come there with their rally.
13:48 Mr. Danish, the problem is not this.
13:49 The problem is that when you run out of arguments,
13:52 then your voice gets louder.
13:54 When you don't have evidence,
13:56 then you get down on the scale of the dead.
13:59 When you are a criminal,
14:01 then you get down on the floor.
14:03 The real facts are revealed here.
14:05 And those people,
14:06 whose names they don't even know properly,
14:09 they fight for them in their offices,
14:11 in different places and do their worst.
14:14 And the people who fight among themselves,
14:16 they are probably related to each other.
14:18 And they want to serve the people.
14:20 And they have become enemies.
14:22 That's right.
14:22 Sona bhai, come and sit.
14:27 How are you, Akhtar?
14:28 Thank God.
14:29 Thank God.
14:34 How are you, Sona ji?
14:38 Thank God. You are looking good.
14:39 I was...
14:40 When you came, the boys were fighting.
14:43 I didn't see you as a kid.
14:45 I thought, you have grown up.
14:47 Yes, bhaji.
14:48 You were so small in the last election.
14:50 Oh, so you have grown up in 5 years.
14:53 Come here, son. Say hello to uncle.
14:55 Amriti.
14:56 Long live.
14:58 Akhtar.
15:01 Your nephew.
15:02 He is looking good.
15:04 He is exercising a lot.
15:07 Yes.
15:08 He is dancing in a rickshaw.
15:12 How much sugar did you bring for your son's wedding?
15:15 I had to bring more sugar.
15:17 If Sajid wasn't in that condition that day...
15:20 I will beat you up so badly.
15:25 You are the most corrupt man.
15:27 You have no shame.
15:29 You have ruined the entire religion.
15:31 You are a bad man.
15:32 Did you say something?
15:34 What is the matter?
15:35 He is very funny.
15:39 I have thought of something.
15:41 Listen.
15:42 Why don't we change this friendship into a relationship?
15:45 What is better than this?
15:47 She is your daughter.
15:49 He is my son.
15:51 It's done.
15:52 You are getting poor people to fight and you are getting yourself married.
15:55 We are going to call poor people.
15:57 Yes, that's true.
15:58 Akhtar, I think we should hold a function.
16:04 Why not?
16:06 We will decide about the election.
16:08 Let's do it.
16:09 Let's hug each other.
16:12 Hello.
16:14 Didn't you say something?
16:17 We are talking about our own hug.
16:19 We are not changing this friendship.
16:22 Akhtar.
16:25 My brother.
16:28 Leave him.
16:30 Leave him.
16:32 Leave him.
16:34 Leave him.
16:36 Quiet.
16:38 I will tell you.
16:39 When you fought and went to the hospital for him.
16:43 What happened?
16:44 It's a matter of someone's daughter's marriage.
16:47 Don't talk about such things.
16:49 Viewers, there is a small break.
16:54 We will meet after the break.
16:55 Very good.
16:57 What happened?
16:59 Come here.
17:01 Someone keep the right condition to play the dukdu.
17:05 (speaking in foreign language)

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