Daad Na Denay Walon Par Dr.Shaheer ka Shayeri Say Attack

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00:00Welcome back, viewers.

00:02Dr. Tahir Shaheer is present among us.

00:05We didn't ask for our reports. This is not possible.

00:09Okay, your report has come.

00:13He is saying it medically. You are saying it in Malayalam.

00:19Doctor, you are writing something naughty these days.

00:22I keep an eye on you, but before that I thought

00:25I keep an eye on you, but before that I thought

00:28I should pray for those who don't praise me.

00:33Yes, Doctor.

00:34May God bless you with a journey in the sun.

00:39The one who is not praising me.

00:40May God bless you with a journey in the sun.

00:44May no shadowy tree fall in your path.

00:49May God bless you with a car that is stolen.

00:52Wow!

00:54May God bless you with a car that is stolen.

00:57May you face a lot of trouble at the police station.

01:01May your shoulder be frozen.

01:05May your shoulder be frozen.

01:08The one who gets hit by heavy blows,

01:12may God prevent everyone from telling that why it happened.

01:18May God prevent everyone from telling that why it happened.

01:20I pray to God that you get beaten up by Khwaja Asra.

01:23Wow. Wow. Wow.

01:27I pray to God that you get beaten up by Khwaja Asra.

01:29Doctor, we are giving you a reward.

01:31If we don't give you a reward,

01:32everyone will be after us.

01:36No. No. We don't bow down to our teacher.

01:42A couple of lines from the poem.

01:44If you get a chance, it's not bound by the rules.

01:47Wow. Wow. If you get a chance,

01:49it's not bound by the rules.

01:52If you get a chance, it's not bound by the rules.

01:55Wow. Wow.

01:57The good nature of Europe and its people

02:01is not known from the inside, but not from the outside.

02:04Wow.

02:07And now you will decide for whom it can be said.

02:09He said this to him.

02:12He said this to him.

02:15Take me as your son.

02:17Wow. Wow.

02:19He said this to him.

02:20He said this to him.

02:22Take me as your son.

02:24He said, that chimpanzee is not my son.

02:31Those who sleep for six hours and run around freshly.

02:35I don't sleep for 15 hours and don't lock the door.

02:38Wow. Wow.

02:40I don't like all the hotels.

02:45I don't even lock such a big case properly.

02:49Wow. Wow.

02:52Very good.

02:54I would like to make a request, Janu.

02:55The people who go to good hotels,

02:58there are 12-15 towels lying there.

03:00The thick towels which they think are not being used

03:03are the floor towels on which they stand and use their feet.

03:06Okay. Like you said,

03:09when you go to a hotel room, there are 12-15 towels lying there.

03:12I have a bad news for you.

03:15Even in the biggest rooms, there are four towels.

03:19I think he has dropped them in the laundry room.

03:23You think I am a chimpanzee?

03:26I don't like all the hotels.

03:30I don't even lock such a big case properly.

03:33And then she says,

03:35that she doesn't have time all the time.

03:38Wow.

03:39Then she says, that she doesn't have time all the time.

03:43She doesn't like a suit even after running for six hours.

03:46Wow. Wow.

03:48Wow. Wow.

03:51Sir, very good. Very good.

03:54The fact record says that whenever Tahir Shahid comes on our show,

03:58he becomes a poet in the audience.

04:00Let's go to the audience.

04:01Greetings.

04:02My name is Hafiz Muhammad.

04:05Yes, Hafiz.

04:05May God grant me a flower that doesn't wither.

04:12Amen.

04:13The flowers that have bloomed here, have bloomed for centuries.

04:17May Khizan not have the courage to pass through here.

04:20Wow.

04:20May there be heavy rains here.

04:24Wow.

04:24May there be no ruins of stones.

04:27Amen.

04:28May there be no crime in my country.

04:33May there be no life in danger.

04:34Wow.

04:35May there be no sorrow in my country.

04:38Amen.

04:39And may its beauty not be a worry.

04:42Amen.

04:43May there be no crime in my country.

04:47May there be no life in danger.

04:49Sir, amen.

04:49Amen.

04:50Amen.

04:51Very good.

04:52Amen.

04:52Very good.

04:53Amen.

04:53Sir, this is the voice of all of us.

04:56Amen.

04:56Please show this girl on the screen who has come on our show today.

05:00Why?

05:00Why, sir?

05:01Because people don't believe that there are fairies.

05:03Wow.

05:08Greetings, sir.

05:08Greetings.

05:09Greetings.

05:10I am Dr. Arzu.

05:11We also have an Arzu, but she is a patient.

05:16She doesn't look like a patient at all.

05:18Yes, Dr. Arzu.

05:20Yes, Mr. Haroon.

05:22Did you get to know that he is mad?

05:27Sir, what do you mean by mental patient?

05:29Is schizophrenia a mental disorder?

05:30Of course, it is.

05:31Okay. Okay. Sorry.

05:32It's not schizophrenia, it's schizophrenia.

05:33It's schizophrenia.

05:35Agha sir and Salim sir look like schizophrenia.

05:42Today, I have packed a paratha for your invitation.

05:46Wow.

05:47You scoundrel, you have packed two and a half parathas.

05:53Doctor, I am sorry.

05:54We are just like this.

05:56Yes, you tell us.

05:57Don't judge.

05:58No one is yours to judge.

06:01Wow.

06:02There is never a face in the mirror for a long time.

06:06Wow.

06:07Always keep a distance when meeting elders.

06:11Yes, I met the sea, but I didn't keep the sea.

06:14Wow.

06:16Very nice.

06:17Very nice.

06:18Very nice.

06:19Always keep your eyes open.

06:23Always keep your eyes open.

06:26Always keep the mirror facing you.

06:29Wow.

06:30To stay alive is a form of worship.

06:33Always keep the desire to stay alive.

06:36Wow.

06:36Very nice.

06:37Wow.

06:39Wow.

06:40Wow.

06:41Dr. Arzoo, if you were a doctor,

06:44you would have called a patient to see him.

06:47What would you say to a patient

06:50who is suffering from a heart attack?

06:51I wouldn't say anything.

06:53I would try to relax him.

06:55Because a heart patient's situation is such

06:58that doctors don't know what is going on in his system.

07:03Right.

07:03That's why I would try to relax him.

07:07That's why I would try to relax him.

07:10Since then, I have been trying to make him remember God.

07:13Wow.

07:14Very nice.

07:15Very nice.

07:16Very nice.

07:17She said that she had a heart attack.

07:19Okay.

07:19The doctor asked her what was going on.

07:20She said that her heart was beating fast.

07:22She said that she was going to die of love.

07:27What did the doctor say to her when she had a heart attack?

07:30He wrote a prescription.

07:31It said,

07:32who is more afraid of death?

07:34Yes.

07:34Today it's your turn, tomorrow it's our turn.

07:36Yes.

07:37Mr. Sareem had a heart problem.

07:39He asked what was wrong with his arm.

07:40He said that his arm was very weak.

07:42He had a clot, but it came out of the ECG.

07:48Yes, sir.

07:49Greetings.

07:50Greetings.

07:52To all the audience,

07:54I would like to debut a song

07:58of a world-famous singer from Pakistan.

08:02Are you talking about Madam Noor Jehan?

08:04Yes.

08:04Wow.

08:05Very nice.

08:06Wow.

08:06Very nice.

08:35Wow.

08:37Wow.

08:38Very nice.

08:39Confident.

08:40Noor Jehan has been sick for 100 years

08:43but still she can sing.

08:45She has been threatened by you.

08:48There's no one like him.

08:49Wow.

08:50And you sing at home.

08:53She tells you that your dad is angry.

08:59Not just at home,

09:00she also greets you before you get married.

09:02She greets you before she gets married.

09:03And then she says,

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