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00:00My brother, Rs. 5,000 is for you.

00:03What are you saying?

00:03Hero, we don't have any money left.

00:07Son, kiss me.

00:08Oh, no. This is a small cut.

00:10He's like Mr. Jivesh Shekhar.

00:11I'll shave it.

00:15Asim, my son really looks like Jivesh Shekhar.

00:17No, Jivesh Shekhar.

00:18We'll be drinking blue for a while.

00:20I was happy that you gave him Rs. 5,000.

00:25Such teachers.

00:27Now put your hand on your pocket.

00:30He looks like Shahrukh Khan.

00:33Sir, give me Rs. 5,000.

00:35Yes, sir.

00:36We have some money in our pocket.

00:38We'll be drinking Manapur drink.

00:40Yes, sir.

00:42This is for you.

00:42I was saying, his style is like Mr. Mahid Murad.

00:45Yes, sir. Give me Rs. 5,000.

00:47Yes, sir.

00:48Sir, your son's earring and earrings

00:51all look like Satyam Indra's earrings.

00:53Yes, sir. Give me Rs. 5,000.

00:55Okay, the bracelet he's wearing

00:57looks a bit like Salman Khan's.

00:59Salman Khan?

01:01Oh, no.

01:07Ajay, all the money you have

01:09will be spent on ironing all the notes.

01:12Sir, I've given you Rs. 25,000.

01:14In your opinion, my son should know how to sing.

01:17Yes, he'll know how to sing.

01:19Mr. Mirza, why don't you give us the money for the function?

01:24Thank you very much, sir.

01:27Sir, here's Rs. 25,000 for you.

01:29No, no. You gave us Rs. 25,000.

01:32You must have seen it.

01:33Yes, I must have seen it.

01:34The one we can see is also ours.

01:37Ma'am, our son is here.

01:39Yes, he's here.

01:40God willing, he'll be a hero and a singer.

01:42Even if he's not a five-star artist

01:45we'll take care of your money.

01:46He's here.

01:47People have taken pictures of him.

01:51Yes, yes.

01:52Hey!

01:55Mr. Ek, trust me.

01:57He'll be a great singer.

01:59People will give him money with two hands.

02:03Yes, yes.

02:04Mr. Mirza, your son will be a great singer.

02:08Those who will listen to him

02:09will faint on hearing his voice.

02:12Oh, no.

02:15Forget him.

02:16Those who have money will give him money with their hands.

02:20Okay, tell me, when will you be free?

02:23I'll be free when he's younger than me.

02:26He does all the work.

02:28I don't even wear his shoes.

02:30Yes, we don't wear your shoes either.

02:34You can come after 15 minutes.

02:35Really?

02:36Yes.

02:36Okay, fine.

02:37Mr. Khan, we'll meet you after 15 minutes.

02:38Not 15 minutes, just two minutes.

02:40Only two minutes.

02:42Okay, we'll leave now.

02:45Yes, son.

02:46Son, we'll learn classical music now.

02:48We'll learn classical music now.

02:50Don't make him nervous.

02:52Uncle, give me my money.

02:58Here you go, sir.

02:59You're very capable.

03:00Yes, yes.

03:01Give him my money too.

03:04People are so stupid.

03:06They lose money at every turn.

03:07God has given your father a lot.

03:10Son, this job doesn't require skills.

03:13Yes, it doesn't.

03:15Son, what do you want to learn?

03:17Classical music?

03:18Pop music?

03:19No, no.

03:19Mode music?

03:20Actually, I'm very fond of Qawwali.

03:22Uncle, get some water for the kid.

03:25He's very thirsty.

03:26No, I'll get it right away.

03:27No, no, drink it.

03:28You'll make him dizzy.

03:31First, make me a clapster.

03:33This is how you do Qawwali.

03:36Qawwali.

04:06I'll immerse myself in the garland of your breath.

04:10Wow!

04:11Yes.

04:12I'll immerse myself in the garland of your breath.

04:17Yes.

04:18Drink some water.

04:19Drink some water.

04:20You'll get a sore throat.

04:21I'll immerse myself in the garland of your breath.

04:23I know my heart.

04:26I'll immerse myself in the garland of your breath.

04:30First, decide what you want to do.

04:32What happened to him?

04:32You mixed something in the water.

04:34Wait a minute.

04:35Sit down.

04:36Sit down.

04:39He's here.

04:40Hey!

04:41What did you do to the kid?

04:43You mixed something in the water.

04:44The kid fell down.

04:47Sir, that's the water we drink.

04:49Where did you get it?

04:49Drink it and run.

04:50What?

04:51Don't you understand?

04:52I don't understand anything.

04:53You were supposed to get it from here.

04:54I'll get it right away.

04:54You're the one who mixed the chemicals.

04:56Wait a minute.

04:57Where are you going?

04:59Where are you going?

04:59I'm going to get a priest and show him how it's done.

05:02Come here.

05:03I'm sitting here to rub my face.

05:05Why are you going to rub my face?

05:06Get up.

05:08Put your hands on his chest.

05:12You don't know how to do it.

05:13Put your hands like this.

05:16Stand like this.

05:25Sir, he's dead.

05:29He's probably dead.

05:33He's dead.

05:34What do we do now, Mr. Khan?

05:35Think about it.

05:36His dead body is lying on the ground.

05:39I think it's too cold in the jail.

05:43Have you checked his heart once?

05:47I pumped it.

05:49I didn't shake it.

05:50Everyone in the city is watching.

05:54The medicines are coming.

05:56Why isn't he saying anything?

05:57Oh!

05:59He's dead.

06:00He's dead.

06:01He must be in the jail.

06:03I think he's going to die in the next funeral.

06:07There's one thing.

06:09What?

06:09His father gave him Rs. 25,000.

06:11Yes.

06:12But he has a lot of money in his pocket.

06:14Yes.

06:14And that money is his.

06:16Yes.

06:16And there's a dead body.

06:17Yes.

06:18And he'll be here in 15 minutes.

06:20Go and bring Bijju's son.

06:23Who do you want to bring?

06:24Bijju's son.

06:25What do you want? Who calls him?

06:27Mr. Khan calls him.

06:28Okay, Mr. Khan calls him.

06:29Go and bring him.

06:30He calls him Sandhya.

06:31Mr. Khan, he should be scared.

06:33He's the one who killed him.

06:34You didn't kill him.

06:35But, aunty, he's dead.

06:37He's dead in our house.

06:39Where?

06:40At the door.

06:42He's dead.

06:43Go and bring Bijju's son.

06:45He knows that he's a criminal.

06:48He's a murderer.

06:49He knows where the dead bodies are kept.

06:51He knows?

06:52I had a bad luck.

06:54I did a police officer's funeral last Friday.

06:56He called me.

06:58He gave him money.

06:59He gave him the money.

07:01Bijju will give him all the money.

07:03That's right.

07:06Oh God!

07:08Mr. Khan, Bijju is here.

07:09Hey!

07:12Murderer!

07:14I'll kill you.

07:17I'll kill you.

07:19I'll kill you.

07:21I'll kill you.

07:22I'll kill you.

07:24I'll kill you.

07:27I'll kill you.

07:29I'll kill you.

07:31Mr. Chura.

07:32Yes.

07:33There's a problem.

07:34What's the problem?

07:36Your son, Bijju.

07:37Yes.

07:38Tell me.

07:40How did the fight break out?

07:41We wanted to find out how he got the dead bodies.

07:51Yes.

07:53I got the dead bodies.

07:56I don't have any work here.

07:58Yes.

07:59The dead body is lying on the wheel.

08:03You can see it.

08:04This is the wheel.

08:06I got the dead body on the wheel.

08:09You'll have to hang it.

08:13Mr. Roop.

08:14Yes.

08:15The dead body.

08:17You said you've hanged many dead bodies.

08:20I worked for four years in a morgue.

08:22I see.

08:24Why did you hit me?

08:25You were in a bad mood.

08:27Have you ever seen a dog?

08:29A dog gets scared of a woman.

08:31You don't even bark.

08:34I don't have a bad mood.

08:38You said you've seen many dead bodies.

08:41I don't watch TV every day.

08:45You've seen everything.

08:46You must've been engaged.

08:50I didn't call anyone home and hang the dead bodies.

08:53You should've eaten something.

08:55You could've has given me some lentils.

08:57You should've left.

08:58Don't say that.

09:00We are four men.

09:01We can handle the case.

09:04It sounds like a murder mystery.

09:06I've been a goon for 35 years.

09:08I did all this work.

09:10I have built houses, made kids and siblings.

09:13I'll not kill anyone.

09:16Mr. Roop is right.

09:17What?

09:18Sweet Bhai Shuri.

09:19Wait.

09:22You can't go out now. You're in the camera.

09:25You came to our house with a knife.

09:27We'll prove it to you that Shura killed you.

09:29Oh, God!

09:31You're in the knife's hand?

09:32Yes.

09:33You want to kill me with a knife?

09:37What happened?

09:38I don't remember, mom.

09:39Let's cut his knife.

09:42I haven't killed anyone all my life, Mr. Roohan.

09:44And the other day, a man cut my throat.

09:45I didn't hit him with a slipper.

09:48Mr. Shura, you're talking too much.

09:51Mr. Shura, what did you hit the most?

09:54I've always hit him with a slipper.

09:58Why did you shave my moustache?

10:02It looks like a mitt.

10:04I swear, I'll shave it off.

10:07I'll shave it clean tomorrow.

10:10You were saying that you're scared of me.

10:12That I'm a notorious rascal.

10:13I'm not scared of you.

10:14I'm scared of myself.

10:16You were saying that?

10:18Here you go.

10:19I'll hit you four times with this last one.

10:21Bye.

10:24The 14 years that will pass..

10:26Yes.

10:26..will they be spent together or will they be divided?

10:29No, they'll be divided.

10:36Mr. Khan, show me the next source.

10:41Kuku.

10:42Yes.

10:43What happened to you?

10:45You're drinking water.

10:46If I drink water, I become like this.

10:48You'll become unconscious after drinking water?

10:49Tell me before you drink it.

10:56You'll become unconscious after drinking water.

10:57If you eat food, you'll go into a coma.

11:00I'll take medicine before drinking water.

11:02Then I won't have any problem.

11:04Then I'll be fine.

11:05Then why didn't you take the medicine?

11:06I left it with mom.

11:07I think mom took the medicine and dad drank the water.

11:15Ladies and gentlemen, I think this is a small break.

11:16Don't go anywhere. We'll meet after the break.

11:18This is the fruit of the poor.

11:19I don't like it.

11:20They give me so much for Rs. 20.

11:21What? You don't get it for Rs. 20?

11:24I think he eats it as a child.

11:27Although boys like you who are ready to call..

11:29..the one who is lying on the floor..

11:30I'll eat it for Rs. 5.

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