Barstool Pizza Review - Venus Cafe (Whitman, MA) - video Dailymotion

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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:03 All right, Venus Pizza.

00:20 We're in Hamilton-Wenham-- no, Hamilton-Whitman.

00:25 I love the guy in there.

00:26 It's been in his family since 1964.

00:28 The girls just went absolute bananas.

00:30 The guy, if you can hear, he knew who I was.

00:32 He said, yeah, but what are you screaming for?

00:34 Are you--

00:36 [LAUGHTER]

00:37 Oh my god!

00:38 Oh my god.

00:39 Oh my god.

00:40 Oh my god.

00:41 Oh my god.

00:42 [LAUGHTER]

00:43 What?

00:45 Is this a joke?

00:46 Oh my god!

00:47 [INTERPOSING VOICES]

00:50 Come over here.

00:53 What the fuck?

00:54 Why are you screaming like that?

00:56 [INTERPOSING VOICES]

01:02 Hawaiian, I saw you on TV last night.

01:04 What's going on?

01:05 How are you?

01:06 They're all riled up.

01:07 I know.

01:08 He goes, why are you screaming like that?

01:11 He's got nothing to hide, so we looked at the kitchen.

01:13 You want to film in the kitchen or anything like that?

01:15 What?

01:16 You want to go film in the kitchen or--

01:17 No.

01:18 Unless there's something we should see in the kitchen.

01:20 No, I-- I have nothing to hide.

01:23 I'm not going to tell you how I make pizza.

01:26 All right, if you want to look around, sure.

01:28 He has nothing to hide.

01:29 He's got nothing to hide.

01:30 Just go get them gone.

01:31 Oh, they're already gone.

01:34 So this is the kitchen, where he has nothing to hide.

01:40 Nothing to hide.

01:41 Go fast.

01:42 There's nothing to hide.

01:45 I love everything about this guy.

01:47 In that bar pie, it looks like it needs one of those,

01:51 but I like when it's darker cheese, cooked well.

01:55 So let's see what we got.

01:56 One bite, everybody knows the rules.

01:57 And the girls, you tell them, you go,

01:59 you better fucking make the best pizza of your life.

02:01 The inside of it, a plus.

02:04 So for people who are watching this outside of Massachusetts,

02:07 when you think bar pizza, when you hear me say bar pizza,

02:10 it generally looks exactly like this.

02:12 Can be a little thinner, a little drier, whatever.

02:15 But it's the inside.

02:17 Look at this place.

02:19 It's just a slab of brick with an old sign like that.

02:24 And on the inside, it's a dingy, cold weather, drink price.

02:30 There's something about it that speaks to me on a primal level.

02:33 And maybe it's because I'm here, but that is bar pie.

02:37 What is not something crazy is you sit at a bar,

02:39 drink your pizza.

02:40 One bite, everybody knows the rules.

02:42 Venus Cafe.

02:46 So this is my style of bar pie.

02:51 We've had a couple of different ones.

02:52 This is one I love.

02:53 Again, the only thing I'd say is a little less on the grease.

03:08 But I really do like this style.

03:16 I'm going to go--

03:17 I'm thinking some of the past scores I did, and this is--

03:23 again, and you've got to kind of put bar pie versus bar pie.

03:25 Like an 8-2 bar pie isn't necessarily an 8-2 New Haven.

03:29 They're different.

03:31 But I do love bar pie.

03:32 I'm in a quandary because I know--

03:43 I'm going to give this an 8-1.

03:45 I was going to go 8-2 because I know what I gave Denley's,

03:47 and I may prefer this one a little bit.

03:50 But again, when I'm scoring these bar pies,

03:53 it's not just the pizza.

03:55 It's the guy in there.

03:56 It's the whole atmosphere, everything about it.

03:59 And I love this style.

03:59 It reminds me of home.

04:00 So 8-1, Venus Cafe.

04:04 That is a review also.

04:06 While we're in, Whitman Hanson.

04:11 I live right down the road.

04:13 And I lived with Rene and the in-laws house in Abington.

04:15 We drove right past it out here.

04:17 Shout out to the greatest high school football announcer

04:19 clip of all time.

04:20 We've got to find it.

04:21 I saw it resurfaced on the internet.

04:23 I'm pretty sure I put it on the internet

04:25 because I was at home like 10, 15 years ago watching

04:27 Thanksgiving Day football.

04:29 Abington gets absolutely screwed on a backwards pass.

04:32 The announcer who's announcing the game stops and starts

04:35 screaming at the refs instead of announcing.

04:38 And they say, nuts and bolts, we got screwed.

04:39 It is my favorite high school announcing clip ever.

04:43 We'll end this review with that.

04:44 Venus Cafe, Whitman Hanson, great spot.

04:49 How was it?

04:49 I loved it.

04:50 It's my style of hard line.

04:52 I like it when it's charred.

04:53 Thank you.

04:54 Thank you.

04:54 Here you go.

04:55 Thank you very much.

04:56 I appreciate it.

04:57 I can't take just some customers.

04:58 Why?

04:59 Because I own the place.

05:00 You know what I'll do?

05:01 What the hell was that?

05:02 It means I appreciate you coming in here.

05:04 OK, fine.

05:05 If you don't want to take it, give it to the girls.

05:07 I'll give it to the girls.

05:07 Give it to the girls.

05:08 That was my next step.

05:09 You're going to give one to each--

05:10 there's three girls back there.

05:11 One for each.

05:12 Four.

05:13 Four.

05:14 Take all the money.

05:15 There you go.

05:15 Thank you.

05:16 See you later.

05:16 Merry Christmas.

05:17 See you.

05:18 Bye.

05:18 You too.

05:19 Thank you very much.

05:19 Good luck.

05:20 Take care.

05:20 Thank you.

05:21 I appreciate it.

05:22 Nice shirt.

05:24 I forgot people like, Prez, what the fuck are you doing?

05:27 Are you a teenager now or something?

05:29 This was from Zacks and Randolph.

05:31 The story went in.

05:32 Kerms, live, sell, trade, at kermshop.com.

05:36 I don't know if I can pull it off,

05:38 but if you're a whippersnapper, you can.

05:39 Support local business.

05:40 Kerms.

05:41 Second and 10, eye formation.

05:43 Looks like Driscoll, the deep man in the eye.

05:45 Austin throws it out.

05:47 Oh, no, it's a backwards pass.

05:49 That's a line ball.

05:50 It's a line ball.

05:51 Pick it up, Jody.

05:52 There he goes.

05:53 There he goes.

05:54 That's dumb.

05:55 That is a scare gun.

05:57 Oh, wait a minute.

05:58 He's saying it's an incomplete pass.

05:59 There is no way that's incomplete.

06:00 Absolutely not.

06:01 That's a backwards pass by five yards.

06:03 Absolutely not.

06:05 There's no way that's an incomplete pass.

06:10 That's a backwards pass.

06:11 It's a live ball.

06:13 That's a touchdown taken off the board against the Green Wave.

06:17 And that man does not have that call or the view.

06:21 What?

06:21 Football!

06:22 Horrible!

06:24 Boo!

06:24 Five-yard backwards pass, live ball,

06:27 touchdown off the board for the Green Wave.

06:31 Nuts and bolts, we got screwed.

06:34 (whooshing)

06:36 (whooshing)

Barstool Pizza Review - Venus Cafe (Whitman, MA)

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