Hoshyarian Ka Challenge, Sab Funkaro Ko Gana Hai Gana

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00:00 "Be careful, be careful."

00:04 "Be careful, be careful."

00:10 Welcome back, viewers.

00:11 Mr. Danish expressed his desire.

00:14 He said that he hasn't been reciting poetry for a long time.

00:18 He wants to recite a poem.

00:18 Mr. Danish has requested to recite a poem?

00:21 Yes.

00:21 Don't you have to listen to the kids?

00:23 We don't have kids.

00:25 From here.

00:26 He is a famous person. He has a world record.

00:28 What?

00:29 Yes. He has a world record.

00:31 Now, the next record is of him sitting Salim on his moustache.

00:38 Our drummer, Yusuf, is sitting right in front of us.

00:43 I remembered this from the moment Yusuf was sitting in front of me.

00:45 It's a poem by Ahmed Faraz.

00:48 "Yusuf was not there, but he came to the market."

00:51 Wow. - Wow.

00:53 "He was happy that the buyer had come."

00:55 Wow.

00:57 "Now, he is strong in his heart."

01:00 Wow.

01:00 "My lover has come in front of me."

01:02 Wow. - Wow.

01:04 Why did you say that your lover has come in front of you?

01:08 Why?

01:09 Didn't your lover do it in the last segment?

01:11 What?

01:12 Mr. Haroon, when I went to the pillar to walk, there was no one there.

01:17 Thank God. - I asked why there was no one here.

01:20 He said that the audience has already gone and sat down.

01:22 Yes.

01:23 Irza, I think it's a crime to look so beautiful.

01:27 Thank you so much.

01:28 Why doesn't anyone talk about it?

01:30 Thank you very much. You should talk about it.

01:33 This campaign should start now that it's a ban to look beautiful and lie.

01:37 Everyone knows that I have a tall nose, cat eyes and I have a beautiful face.

01:45 You have a tall nose and cat eyes.

01:47 You can't even look at us.

01:49 (Laughs)

01:51 (Applause)

01:53 We will talk about my beauty later.

01:56 The audience has some suggestions.

01:57 No, let's talk about the eyes first. - No.

01:59 I have seen people with long eyes.

02:01 You are the one who has the glasses.

02:02 No.

02:03 I have seen people with long eyes. - Really?

02:05 Yes.

02:06 They don't have it in their hands.

02:08 "Oh, God, tell me your name."

02:10 (Laughs)

02:11 I saw a girl with long eyes. - Okay.

02:14 She didn't keep quiet. - Then?

02:15 She did this.

02:16 (Laughs)

02:18 Okay. The audience.

02:19 Greetings. - Greetings.

02:21 My name is Mohammad Kashan.

02:23 Wow! You have such beautiful names.

02:25 I want to take a suggestion from you. - Yes, tell me.

02:28 When I sleep at night, it feels cold if I turn on the fan.

02:31 Okay. - It feels hot if I close it.

02:33 Tell me the solution.

02:35 Take out half of the fan and keep the other half inside.

02:37 (Laughs)

02:39 (Applause)

02:41 This is like a case where half goes inside and half goes out.

02:43 (Laughs)

02:44 Mr. Arun, the best solution is to take a sheet

02:47 and keep one leg outside the sheet.

02:49 If it doesn't make a difference,

02:50 then sleep under the table for a few days.

02:52 (Laughs)

02:53 There is a psychological help to this. - What?

02:56 If you keep the fan on and keep lying down

02:57 but keep making noises,

02:58 (Makes noises)

03:00 then it doesn't feel cold. - Does your stomach hurt?

03:02 (Laughs)

03:03 Take 10 rupees oil.

03:05 (Laughs)

03:07 I will tell you why Arjun's belly gets so small.

03:10 He sits under the fan and does this all night.

03:12 (Makes noises)

03:13 (Laughs)

03:15 He is dancing behind the fan.

03:19 (Laughs)

03:21 (Applause)

03:23 Okay, next.

03:25 Greetings. - Greetings.

03:26 My name is Alina Azmat. - Yes, Alina.

03:29 I will recite a poetry. - Yes, please.

03:31 Let's walk together to the shore of the sea.

03:34 Let's walk together to the shore of the sea.

03:37 We will see who will cross the shore.

03:40 (Cheering)

03:43 Wow.

03:45 We will see who will cross the shore.

03:47 Wow. How well you used the word shore.

03:49 Very good. Next.

03:52 Greetings. - Greetings.

03:53 My name is Ahsan. How are you, Mr. Arun?

03:56 I am fine. - There is a lion.

03:58 Which animal? - There is a lion.

03:59 I thought Mr. Arun is a lion.

04:01 (Laughs)

04:02 He is a lion. - Thank you.

04:04 (Cheering)

04:06 Superb.

04:07 (Applause)

04:08 I will tell you what you said, Ahsan.

04:11 Your poem is very good.

04:12 Wow.

04:13 Now recite it.

04:15 This will be the first time I have praised someone before a lion.

04:18 Recite it. - If you get in life

04:20 then who will you wish for?

04:22 If you want to live, then you enjoy living.

04:24 Wow.

04:27 Small packet, big brain. Wow.

04:29 (Laughs)

04:31 (Applause)

04:34 It was a great poem.

04:36 Wow. - Amazing.

04:36 You have a good vision. You can recognize people.

04:39 Yes. - Wow.

04:40 Amazing. Next. - He is a lion.

04:42 Yes. - Lions don't get less.

04:44 (Laughs)

04:46 How funny. Cut this.

04:49 (Laughs)

04:51 Mr. Dictor.

04:53 Okay.

04:55 The first lion is the one who says, "Wow, you are right."

04:59 Next.

05:00 Hello. - Hello.

05:02 Mr. Arun, I want to sing a song for you.

05:04 Please.

05:05 "How can I live without you?"

05:10 "How can I live without you?"

05:14 "The nights are longer than centuries."

05:19 "The days are longer than centuries."

05:23 "Come back again."

05:28 "My heart is saying."

05:31 Wow. - Wow.

05:33 (Applause)

05:35 Are you done? - Yes.

05:36 Please sing a song for us.

05:38 Which song? - Yes.

05:40 Okay. - Like your 40 songs.

05:42 Which song?

05:43 (Laughs)

05:44 Don't worry. He doesn't know.

05:46 Sing. - There is a failed singer behind you.

05:48 (Laughs)

05:50 Okay.

05:51 "Let's talk about love."

05:54 "The heart is beating fast."

05:59 "Oh, my beloved."

06:03 "Let's talk about love."

06:05 "Let's talk about love."

06:08 "Oh, my beloved."

06:10 "You are so bad even under the shade of a tree."

06:13 (Laughs)

06:15 Do you know that if you are under the shade of a tree

06:17 it breaks the tree.

06:18 (Laughs)

06:19 If you were sitting here, I would have left you behind.

06:21 (Laughs)

06:22 But, Mr. Amanat, you sing very well.

06:25 I am your fan.

06:26 (Laughs)

06:27 No. His voice is ruined by hard work.

06:31 I sing like this.

06:33 (Laughs)

06:34 Gokha has fulfilled his wish. - Yes.

06:37 Now, I wish that Irza.. - Irza too.

06:40 Irza, you too. - Oh!

06:41 Hold on.

06:43 As soon as Irza finishes,

06:46 everyone will do this.

06:49 No one will laugh.

06:50 Okay. - No one should laugh.

06:52 Okay. - After Irza, this song will be sung by Mr. Agha.

06:57 One by one.

06:59 Salim will be with him.

07:00 You will be behind him.

07:03 The one who laughs will be punished.

07:05 Yes. - Yes, Irza.

07:06 (Sings in Hindi)

07:11 (Sings in Hindi)

07:16 (Sings in Hindi)

07:21 (Sings in Hindi)

07:25 (Sings in Hindi)

07:31 (Sings in Hindi)

07:36 (Sings in Hindi)

07:41 (Sings in Hindi)

07:46 (Sings in Hindi)

07:51 (Sings in Hindi)

07:56 (Sings in Hindi)

07:58 (Laughs)

08:02 Brothers, listen.

08:03 Yes. - No one will do this.

08:06 First of all.. - You will do this.

08:08 I will sit like this. - No.

08:10 You will do this.

08:11 I will not stop.

08:13 But I will listen to this.

08:16 (Sings in Hindi)

08:20 (Sings in Hindi)

08:22 (Sings in Hindi)

08:23 (Laughs)

08:24 For God's sake. No. - Listen from there too.

08:26 I will point at him.

08:28 Only he will sing. - You will do this with Mr. Dhani.

08:31 And if.. - No.

08:32 No. I will go to him.

08:35 And if anyone laughs from here,

08:36 then you will be punished. - Okay. Done.

08:38 (Sings in Hindi)

08:44 (Sings in Hindi)

08:51 (Sings in Hindi)

08:57 (Sings in Hindi)

09:04 (Sings in Hindi)

09:11 (Sings in Hindi)

09:17 (Sings in Hindi)

09:20 (Laughs)

09:22 Arun, you are a fool.

09:24 Arun. - No one can beat me.

09:27 Yes. - God has given you a moustache like Charlie.

09:30 (Laughs)

09:31 Viewers, this was today's show.

09:32 We will meet you in the next show.

09:34 Take care.

09:36 Goodbye.

09:37 "Be careful."

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