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00:00 Welcome back, viewers.

00:02 We have with us in the break, Mr. Lazeez.

00:05 He has brought a Qawwali in the name of politicians.

00:08 And I don't know what's in that Qawwali. Let's listen to him.

00:11 - Greetings. - Greetings, Mr. Haroon.

00:14 My first question to you is, Mr. Lazeez, thank you for coming.

00:18 - Thank you. - I don't see your wife today.

00:20 She's sitting. She's sitting. She's got a tie fit. She's gotten very weak.

00:24 Actually, she was getting a lot of weight on her. She got two.

00:28 I don't think she's that because she doesn't let him speak.

00:31 That's true. Where's your wife? You tell us.

00:33 - Actually, I have some issues with her. - Okay.

00:38 So, I had to leave her at her house.

00:42 You had to leave her at her house?

00:44 No, sir. I live at my parents' house.

00:46 - Okay. So, where did she go? - She went to her in-laws' house.

00:49 So, she went to your house.

00:51 This is strange. She got upset and went to her in-laws' house.

00:54 Sir, the laws of the world are changing. So, we're also in that race.

00:59 Okay. So, what have you brought today?

01:01 - I've brought a qawwali today because it's the election season. - Wow!

01:06 - The weather is hot. - Yes.

01:07 - Politicians come. - Yes.

01:09 - They show their dreams. - Yes.

01:10 - And then they disappear for five years. - Wow!

01:13 And these innocent people always...

01:15 - They always get into their trap. - Wow!

01:18 You often recite a poem in your program.

01:21 - We were so simple-minded that... - You came every time.

01:24 - Wow! - Wow!

01:25 - A qawwali in that context. - Life is hidden by voice.

01:29 - Yes. - We were so simple-minded that we came every time.

01:32 - Wow! - Wow!

01:33 - Wow! - Wow!

01:34 - Wow! - Son, you go. Come with us.

01:36 - Okay. Recite it. - Permission granted.

01:41 Yes. We'll recite it.

01:42 (Recites poem)

01:54 (Recites poem)

02:22 (Recites poem)

02:37 (Recites poem)

02:47 (Recites poem)

02:57 (Recites poem)

03:07 (Recites poem)

03:16 (Recites poem)

03:19 (Recites poem)

03:20 (Recites poem)

03:23 (Recites poem)

03:32 - Wow! - Wow!

03:34 (Recites poem)

03:56 (Laughs)

03:58 - It's over. It's over. - It's over?

04:01 Yes.

04:02 Mr. Haroon, the example of kofta is given because

04:05 - the government changes after five years. - Yes.

04:09 - We are given a new kofta. - Okay.

04:11 He said in this poem that

04:13 (Recites poem)

04:17 (Recites poem)

04:27 (Recites poem)

04:31 (Laughs)

04:32 Go ahead.

04:33 (Recites poem)

04:43 (Recites poem)

04:48 (Laughs)

04:50 (Recites poem)

04:53 (Recites poem)

05:02 Wow!

05:03 I am thinking about what's next.

05:06 (Recites poem)

05:24 (Recites poem)

05:45 (Recites poem)

06:02 (Recites poem)

06:11 Wow!

06:12 (Recites poem)

06:20 (Recites poem)

06:28 (Recites poem)

06:36 (Recites poem)

06:45 (Recites poem)

06:49 (Recites poem)

06:57 (Recites poem)

07:00 (Recites poem)

07:05 Wow!

07:06 (Recites poem)

07:10 Wow!

07:11 (Recites poem)

07:28 (Recites poem)

07:36 (Recites poem)

07:44 (Recites poem)

08:05 (Recites poem)

08:15 Wow!

08:16 (Recites poem)

08:33 (Recites poem)

08:45 (Recites poem)

08:55 (Recites poem)

09:03 (Laughs)

09:05 (Recites poem)

09:17 (Recites poem)

09:21 (Recites poem)

09:33 (Recites poem)

09:41 Oh my God!

09:43 (Recites poem)

09:52 Wow!

09:54 Very good!

09:55 Thank you!

09:56 (Recites poem)

09:58 (Laughs)

10:00 Wow!

10:02 Sir, do you have any cash?

10:05 We have no checoniser. No rachoniser.

10:07 We will send you in the account.

10:10 Then get us carrots.

10:13 Ladies and gentlemen, a small break.

10:18 Don't go anywhere after the break.

10:19 Yes.

10:20 Your accent is very sweet.

10:22 It's because of him.

10:23 You didn't teach him how to say, "Get tea".

10:28 He said it all of a sudden.

10:29 (audience laughing)

10:32 Oh

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