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00:00so hey how's everybody doing good hey there I like that top on you oh thanks
00:22so what can you tell me about the mascara uh like what this is a class on the
00:29mascara right gorgeous seems like you should be able to tell me something about
00:33it what are your three favorite things about the mascara well I I guess the
00:41ancient sculptures of Antigone and the recently unearthed poetry of Apollonia
00:48and oh I'm sorry because what about the
00:58lesbian oh my god hmm that doesn't seem very professional something is
01:07definitely off ah I know my contact lens is back here somewhere how is this helping
01:21me to get my bride it's a trade-off you helped me help the princess I help you
01:25with the bride well it is taking a long time this professor McPherson she's the
01:30one who claims Cersei's visions of the princess causing World War three are
01:34real so so does she seem like she knows what she's talking about I suppose not
01:38the commandos are on their way to assassinate the princess now we find out
01:42the truth of this professor we stop them and you get to see a bride a hero oh
01:47awesome should I kill the professor what no a few of the kids no why are you
01:53killing anyone you just said you wanted me to be a hero not like that right now we
01:57should check out the professor's house while she's here at school okay I'll take
02:02off the underwear drawer
02:32get what I bring you mr. Victor lemon I did what I had to do
03:02yes hello this is general Rick flag I'm trying to get a hold of Princess Alana no
03:14I I know you don't speak English hold on wait son of a
03:32welcome back to Pukulistan my friend pleasure to see you again Alexei
03:43seems strange for you to be back so soon book as you know we're just here to
03:50protect the princess being as we have another credible threat for a hundred
03:55years in isolation we have no problems in Pukulistan then we open communications
04:00with Americans and within weeks it's nothing but threat threat threat well I'm
04:07not here to comment on our government's political choices what is threat
04:11exactly who is threat unfortunately that's classified if princess's life is
04:17in danger don't you think we should know it doesn't really matter what I think
04:21Alexei
04:30look that woman is walking a cat I didn't know that was something that happens apparently it is
04:48could be a bad omen or maybe it's just a cat on the leash something that odd no it's definitely
04:55an augury of some type I know these things I once lived with a gypsy woman steeped in the occult
05:25ivan ivan ivan ivan what have you found boy
05:44ivan ivan what have you found boy
05:56ivan ivan ivan what have you found boy
06:06Oh, my.
06:28What tomfoolery is this?
06:33Ivan, no, no.
06:37Good boy.
06:39You're badly burned, good sir.
06:42Disointments have ancient healing properties.
06:46They're sacred to my family.
06:49Gypsy shit.
06:51Da, gypsy shit.
07:07Ah, your mobility is improving, I see.
07:11Why do you not look at me when you speak? It is disrespectful.
07:15My eyes do not work, Eric.
07:18You are blind?
07:20Duh.
07:21The world holds nothing of worth besides beauty. If I were blind, I would kill myself.
07:27Oh, my.
07:29The beauty of my bride. That is what keeps me going.
07:33Close your eyes.
07:35Why?
07:36Have I not earned your trust? Close your eyes.
07:42Are they closed?
07:43Yes.
07:44Now, imagine your pride.
07:47What?
07:50That is beauty.
07:52And it is not with your eyes, is it?
07:55No.
07:56That is most of my everyday.
07:58I see more beauty than you can imagine.
08:17I'll take upstairs.
08:18Is that a leash?
08:33Is that a leash?
08:48Frank!
08:53Frank! Come up here!
09:00It's her. The professor. It's McPherson.
09:03Oh, we just saw her.
09:04Had to be a fake. Some sort of disguise artist or someone working for Cersei to throw us all off track.
09:10All that mumbo jumbo with Waller yesterday. To get the princess killed.
09:18Yes.
09:22I need to speak to Princess Rostovic right now.
09:25Don't speak English.
09:27Richard!
09:28Oh, thank God.
09:30Ilana, you need to get out of there.
09:31I don't have any time, but the commandos are on their way to kill you.
09:34Get out.
09:35What? I don't understand.
09:36Tell her about me.
09:37I'll explain soon.
09:38Tell her about how we've been hanging out and everything.
09:39Right, Chef. Listen.
09:40Right now, you need to get someplace safe.
09:41How I'm a good person.
09:42Alexia is sticking them up now.
09:43Hey, Ilana, just get out.
09:44Hey, tell her to put in a good word for me with the bride.
09:46Why don't you shut the fuck up? Ilana, just get out of there.
09:57I'll call you back shortly.
09:58Go. Get out of there.
10:00What?
10:01You didn't tell her anything about me.
10:04Like what?
10:05Oh, I don't know.
10:06Maybe how we're best friends.
10:08How's she gonna vouch to the bride about how much I've changed
10:11and what a rad guy I am if you don't even tell her we're bugs.
10:15Shh. The bride is trying to kill her.
10:17She's not gonna listen to what Ilana has to say.
10:19I'm beginning to suspect this whole plan makes absolutely no sense from my point of view.
10:23Hide!
10:31You think you're hidden right now?
10:32Oh, come on. I don't give a shit.
10:53Turkey.
10:54I can smell.
10:55You clean it.
10:56No need to be so bossy.
11:00I seem to have a way with this shotgun.
11:02If I see something to murder, I barely have to think it and it is done.
11:07My father would be happy to see it put to use.
11:10Ivan helped.
11:12Oh, what did Ivan do?
11:14He was quiet.
11:15It was good.
11:18Bogdana.
11:19Yes?
11:20Thank you for nursing me back to health and allowing me a place to recuperate.
11:24This is not just a place for you to recuperate, Eric.
11:29It is your home.
11:31I and especially Ivan have been the happiest we've ever been in your company.
11:40Even though you're a grouch.
11:42I still have this shotgun woman. Don't tempt me.
11:44Don't tempt me.
11:46Ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:47Ha, ha.
11:48Ha, ha, ha.
11:49Ha, ha, ha.
11:50Ha, ha, ha.
11:55Da.
11:56Da.
11:59Da.
12:00Da.
12:03Da.
12:05Da.
12:07Okay.
12:08He says there is unfortunate traffic on the way to the castle, so we should take an alternative route.
12:29There you go.
12:31Idiot.
12:38There you go.
13:01That's a shapeshifter. Calls himself Clayface. He's dangerous. We have to sneak out.
13:08What's up, Alexei?
13:17Hmm?
13:18This isn't... we're leaving the city. The castle is that way.
13:22Oh, it seems roundabout, but it's good shortcut.
13:39What the hell?
13:44Engine was making funny noise. Did you hear that?
13:47Did you... huh?
13:49No.
13:50Hmm?
13:51I am afraid I am screwing up. How do you say? The... the... sidenito. How do you say?
13:55I think how we say it is keep moving, Alexei!
13:59You want me to permanently damage vehicles?
14:01Yes!
14:03Turn around! Turn around!
14:08Flag!
14:09Flag!
14:15Gotcha!
14:16Ugh!
14:17Ugh!
14:18Damn it!
14:19My men have fought and died for the princess. We are not going to let you kill her now.
14:37Stand down, Bright. You...
14:41Kicked the shit out of your brother!
14:45What a shame. I liked that guy.
14:47I liked that guy.
14:55When I was drunk, yeah, I'm a girl.
15:03Why does you remember?
15:06The time I was ready.
15:11When you were left at the top.
15:13You just stopped.
15:15I took your job.
15:19You're down.
15:20When you were so young, you were down.
15:22When you were back at the top of my head, you were down at the top of my head.
15:24You're down to the top of my head.
15:39You're down to the top of my head!
15:42I'm sorry that I caused you pain.
15:50Girl, you retired.
15:56C'est la vie.
15:58So long.
16:01You know, I love ways.
16:08So you got your way, I got mine.
16:12Those ring bells will never chime.
16:16Cause you're a bitch and a bastard.
16:19And still, I'll always love you.
16:24So long.
16:36Tell me my name.
16:37Now!
16:40You go, Mr. Bain.
16:41No, no, no!
16:43No!
16:45No!
16:47No!
16:52No!
16:55No!
16:56Eeeh!
17:00Eeeh!
17:02Eeeh!
17:04Eeeh!
17:06Waaah!
17:08You are done.
17:11You're done.
17:16You were done.
17:19Oh, please, please don't.
17:49Nina. Both of us. Damage.
18:01Hold on, Flag. Hold on. Don't die. Don't die.
18:07Because I have so many questions before you do.
18:11Did the bride ever mention me?
18:14Is that a yes? In your estimation, did she say my name fondly?
18:23Flag.
18:25You need to tell the bride the truth.
18:31You...
18:44Please, Eric. Reconsider this.
18:48I have stayed longer than intended. I have to find my bride. Our sole purpose is to be together.
18:54She tried to kill you. She does not love you.
18:58She was being flirtatious and coy. There are complex mating rituals between humans. You don't understand, Bogdana. No one loves a woman who makes things too easy.
19:10He does not love you. Why can you not face this?
19:14Hmm... No.
19:17Why did you long keep on outside?
19:20Because I'm uncertain he would understand.
19:23Understand what? Please, Eric. Don't leave. I don't want to be alone.
19:32I would never let you be alone, Bogdana.
19:39Well, we are just...
19:41You were like you won't die.
19:44Well, I don't know.
19:46Why would this happen?
19:48Why would it be so bad?
19:51Okay, so...
19:52I don't know.
19:53I can't believe it.
19:54There are so many people.
19:55I can't believe it all.
19:56I can't believe it.
19:57But I can't believe it.
19:58I can't believe it.
19:59It's a weird thing.
20:00You don't have to believe it.
20:01Well, you don't have to believe what can be lost.
20:02Let me think you don't know.
20:04That's all, my good friends.
20:05They are out of their own property, but we don't have another choice.
20:10That's why you have to find them.
20:13And kill them all!
20:35To the box of itself, I keep quiet anytime.
20:39To the box of our wall, so I will be locked in the back of the bar, just kind of a help of breaking away.
20:46I've been wondering whether to cry for my life.
20:50Oh, until tonight.
20:56You won't only have a lot to find a week, that's why you're active on.
21:03Oh, it's not forever fair
21:05Seems like an idea
21:06That's not forever dream
21:08It was a dream
21:09I'm the one of the five
21:12Oh, my arrival
21:13Oh, until tonight