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00:00THE END
00:16Hurry up!
00:22Shall I open fire, General?
00:24Step back, G.I. Robot. And keep mum.
00:26The bride and Nina are inside. They're not moving.
00:28So they've almost certainly been captured by Cersei and the sons of Themyscira.
00:32Once the enemy's in your sights, attack.
00:34And don't stop until they're all dead or incapacitated.
00:43You getting the hang of this, Tin Man?
00:45Most certainly, sir.
00:46Good. Me and Easy been through this more than a few times.
00:49Just follow our lead.
00:52German forces shouldn't be too far up ahead.
00:54We just need to take them by suppress...
00:58...
01:07Shershan, you got eyes?
01:09Just arrived at the Crescent, sir.
01:11Let me...
01:14Sarshan, get out of there now!
01:16Fall back!
01:17Fall back!
01:18Feuer Freilich!
01:19Haah!
01:20Haah!
01:21Heah!
01:22Heah!
01:23Heah!
01:24Heah!
01:25Heah!
01:26Let's go.
01:56Sergeant, get down.
01:59Hit the dirt!
02:26Good god damn, Tin Man.
02:46I've never seen anything like that.
02:47I don't give a hoot if he's metal.
02:50He's forever a brother of every man in easy company.
02:54Cheers to the Tin Man!
02:55Cheers!
04:07What?
04:08Punch your head, woman.
04:09Where are they?
04:13Where are they?
04:14They're gone!
04:15Cersei and the sons of Themyscira?
04:16Yes!
04:17They're gone?
04:18That's what I said!
04:19Then why were you screaming?
04:20I wanted you to get the damn tape off my mouth!
04:22Where is friend, Nina?
04:24We took her upstairs before they left!
04:26What are you doing out here?
04:30We thought we were recruiting monsters, not Danzels in distress!
04:33Nina!
04:34I'm missing you!
04:35Help!
04:36GI!
04:37Friend, Nina!
04:38I'm missing you!
04:39Help!
04:40GI!
04:41Friend, Nina!
04:42My disappointment in having no Nazis to kill when I arrived is lessened by my pleasure
04:56that you are alive!
04:59Hello?
05:00I can't stay out of the water.
05:03The helmet on my suit was shattered.
05:05I can't breathe without it, but I have a spare back at the castle!
05:08Do not worry, friend Nina.
05:21Cersei and the sons, they attacked you, and then they just left you here alive?
05:26Why would they do-
05:29Uh-oh.
05:30Everyone! Back to the castle now!
05:38General, I didn't want to come. I followed her here. I-
05:42That doesn't matter now! Move, Alexei! Get us back to the castle.
05:45Cersei led us here on purpose.
05:47She wanted us to be away from the castle so she could get to the princess.
05:50Oh, Ned!
05:53The United States is home to the greatest minds in the world,
05:57and that is an absolute certainty.
06:00Now, how do I know?
06:01Well, let's just say the proof is in the pudding.
06:04And the pudding, ladies and gentlemen,
06:07is my next guest, G.I. Robot.
06:12Why am I pudding?
06:14Go! Go!
06:22This incredible mechanical soldier is the product of the greatest scientists in the U.S. Army.
06:28G.I. Robot is a killing machine who took down over a thousand enemy troops in the war.
06:35Do you see something interesting out there, G.I.?
06:44Can I call you G.I.?
06:45You just did call me G.I.
06:48Yes, I did, didn't I?
06:50Have you checked all these people's identification cards?
06:53No, we haven't done that. Why would we have done that, G.I.?
06:57To see if there are any known Nazis. If so, they will be dispatched of, in short order.
07:06Well, I don't think there are any Nazis here.
07:09That's what a Nazi would say.
07:11Uh, what?
07:18As you can see, the robot's personality wasn't exactly built for these kinds of publicity tours.
07:23AI system.
07:24What?
07:25It's a term I prefer over robot.
07:27I've always been fascinated by the old film of the subject in combat, but I never realized.
07:32He seems to have some type of vague self-awareness.
07:36It's extraordinary.
07:37The first of his type, really.
07:39We're gonna retire it from the stage, but thought it could be of use to you and your studies.
07:44Indeed.
07:45G.I. Robot, at attention, sir.
07:53Well, hello. I'm Dr. William Magnus, a scientist and engineer.
07:58My specialty is artificial intelligence.
08:00Are you a Nazi?
08:02No, I'm not a Nazi.
08:05Oh.
08:07Where is my body?
08:09I'm just studying you.
08:11I'll piece you back together later, perhaps with a few improvements if I'm feeling generous.
08:16You're truly remarkable work, especially for 1943.
08:20Are there Nazis nearby?
08:22You're awful preoccupied with Nazis.
08:24I was created with the sole mandate to kill Nazis and their allies.
08:29But do you want to kill Nazis?
08:30What I want is irrelevant.
08:32My directive is all that matters.
08:34But if you theoretically had no directive, what is it that you desire?
08:40Someday, I'd like to be reunited and see my boys.
08:49Your boys?
08:50The boys of Easy Company, sir.
08:53And kill Nazis with them.
08:55Have you seen them?
08:56I have not.
08:58The war was 20 years ago.
09:00Sergeant Frank Rock, bulldozer.
09:02Little Sure Shot, wild man.
09:04Canary, four eyes.
09:06Bog man?
09:07Ring any bells?
09:08Yeah, no, I don't know who any of those people are.
09:12But you, you are going to help me a great deal.
09:15To murder Nazis?
09:17No.
09:18But studying you will help me create the next wave of automatons.
09:23Who's there?
09:24I'm sorry one by paying attention to the body.
09:25I don't feel like I'm just getting hot.
09:26I'm sorry.
09:27I'm sorry.
09:28I'm sorry, I'm not either.
09:29I'm sorry.
09:30I'm sorry.
09:31I am sorry.
09:32I'll be checked.
09:33I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
09:34I'm sorry.
09:35I have to see you at an emergency place.
09:36Here.
09:37I'm sorry.
09:38I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
09:39Ah!
09:41Ah!
09:42Ah!
09:43Ah!
09:44Ah!
09:45Ah!
09:46Ah!
09:47Ah!
09:48Ah!
09:49Ah!
09:50Ah!
09:51The target is headed down to the Eastern Hall.
10:13Gotcha.
10:21All right, what are we supposed to do with her now?
10:24Hell, dude, the queen told us a million times, just kill her.
10:28I mean, yeah, but, you know, might be a shame not to have a little taste for us.
10:32Ah! Bitch!
10:35Dude, your face is really messed up.
10:38I think you need medical attention.
10:39Get her, you idiot!
10:40On it.
10:51Open the door, you bitch.
10:54Open it!
10:56Ah!
10:58Ah!
11:03Ah!
11:08Shish-he-bob!
11:29Here, mother, your air suit.
11:37What am I gonna do?
11:38So you can help in the battle.
11:44So, how'd you get your mitts on it?
11:47Hell, it bounced around from lab to lab from the 60s through the 90s.
11:52They studied it and got what they could from it.
11:55I guess Uncle Sam just forgot it existed after a while.
11:58So, for the last ten years or so, it's been in the hands of collectors like you.
12:03It may not be that helpful in a battle no more, but damn if it don't bring a certain genese choir to any military collection like yours, Sam.
12:19Angus, Sox, Clarabelle, Morty, Simon, Lizzy meet our new friend.
12:26They call him G.I. Robot.
12:32G.I. Robot had attention, sir.
12:39And your name and rank, sir?
12:41I'm Sam.
12:43Sam Fitzgibbon.
12:44I'm just a guy.
12:45No rank.
12:46No rank.
12:47I wanted to join up.
12:48You know, I really did, but this damn leg.
12:53Pleased to meet you, friend.
12:56Oh!
12:59Oh!
13:00Oh, my!
13:03When does it stop?
13:05Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!
13:08Here it is, G.I., my pride and joy.
13:33It's nice to have a family, ain't it?
13:45But I do not get cold, sir.
13:47Well, you never know, son.
13:49It's been hell trying to get that rust out of your joints, you know.
13:52Might as well take some precautions so your metal don't get messed up no more.
13:56I think it looks good on you.
14:02Where are we going, sir?
14:03I know we're special, just meeting up with some boys.
14:05We're all interested in a better country, just like me and you.
14:09Oh!
14:10You're a good friend, boy.
14:11Cheers for the Tin Man.
14:13Absolutely.
14:14Cheers for the Tin Man!
14:16Hell yeah!
14:26Well, what do we have here, Sam?
14:35It's like what I said, Billy.
14:37This is G.I. Robot.
14:39I thought he might be some help for the cause.
14:41Well, glad to have you, G.I.
14:43Glad to have a metal fist in the fight for what's right.
14:47Yes, sir.
14:49Hm.
14:50Welcome all to this meeting of the Hub City National Socialist Club.
15:08Oh, boy.
15:10Nazis.
15:11Hm?
15:12What'd you say there, G.I.?
15:13Are these Nazis, General?
15:26Yeah, G.I., these are Nazis.
15:31Get ready to die, Nazis.
15:38G.I.?
15:39No!
15:40ì…¨ me.
15:41Nice chapatical and long-lasting Who could ever ever ask for more?
15:49Luck without complications go more?
15:54Many shapes and weights to choose from, I will never馬 eineuptimo.
16:03I will never cry at night again.
16:07I'll take a look at my hand.
16:10Wrap my arms around him and pretend.
16:14Hit the gun!
16:16Coin-operated boy.
16:18All the other real ones that I destroy.
16:22Can I hold a candle to my new boy and I'll never let him go.
16:26And I'll never be alone.
16:27And I'll never let him go.
16:29And I'll never be alone.
16:31And I'll never let him go.
16:32And I'll never be alone.
16:34Not with my coin-operated boy.
16:37This bridge was written to make you miss me dinner with my sad picture of a girl getting bitter.
16:51Can you extract me from my plastic fantasy?
16:58I didn't think so, but I'm still commensurable.
17:05It's my pleasure to present the incredible automated man, G.I. Robot.
17:13This man, and he does meet the state's current definition of man, willfully murdered 32 human beings in cold blood.
17:22On the count of second-degree murder, we find the defendant guilty.
17:26To lose it, I'm losing my confidence.
17:38I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it
18:08Oh, no.
18:31Oh, princess.
18:38Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
19:08Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
19:38Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
19:48Friend, Nina, we fought Nazis together, you and I.
19:52Yes.
19:53Oh, what a beautiful day.
19:58Cheers for the tin barrel.
20:00You don't understand what you've done
20:15You've doomed the world
20:19Oh my god
20:23Now my eyes dry
20:25In this modern life
20:28Without you by my side
20:30And I believe
20:32My shattering teeth
20:35Will be sad if we need
20:37Your undeniable lies
20:41I want to hear your haunting voice
20:43Through naked ears when they sing tears of utter joy
20:48Cause when the music starts
20:50We all get together and we dance and sing
20:53And love one another is a gorgeous thing
20:56The feeling you bring
20:57Freedom is finally mine
21:00And it's a gorgeous thing
21:02The feeling you bring
21:04Freedom is finally mine