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Landman S01E01
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4 days ago
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00:00
I'm about to piss my fucking pants, all right?
00:27
We have the rights
00:29
In 1993, the Permian Basin Trust, who subcontracted the rights
00:34
We don't want your oil here
00:36
Builds you a nice all-weather road
00:45
Generates over four
00:47
And at 1.4 gas are completely dependent on oil and gas
00:52
The ms babysit the crews
00:56
And then manage the police and the press
00:58
When the babies refuse to be set
01:00
To change the news
01:03
And the news
01:05
If you nostalgia
01:08
It's a big kiss
01:09
It's just a little little
01:10
It's just a little myth
01:11
It's just a little bit
01:13
It's not a big kiss
01:14
It's gonna Ghoul
01:26
I can have that effect.
01:40
Do you like black coffee or a little bit of milk in there?
01:44
Up.
01:45
And I think my outlookin' stars said I ain't.
01:53
Hello.
01:54
Yeah, ask them why they're doin' maintenance in May.
01:59
They gonna take oil mine?
02:00
Well, they didn't.
02:01
What's all this?
02:02
He's probably gonna ask you the same thing about how many I's gonna be on this thing.
02:07
The kind with a G on the license plate.
02:09
It's half a mile detour around an N.
02:11
Over there?
02:12
Yeah.
02:13
Over there where the dead body and the drugs are?
02:14
No.
02:15
Okay.
02:16
Call Monty Miller.
02:19
I mean, we'd still be married.
02:21
Well, uh...
02:22
Do you trust her drivin' to you?
02:23
To Odessa?
02:24
Yeah.
02:25
Baby, you've never seen my natural color.
02:28
So what time are you and Vernon goin' to...
02:29
Victor.
02:30
Victor.
02:31
Uh, what time y'all leavin' for Cabo?
02:32
Half of the tree in case you forgot, darlin'.
02:35
Anyway, just get her at the airport there by three, all right?
02:39
What the fuck is a tucker valve?
02:41
All right, I'll do it right now.
02:42
You gotta go right up at the top!
02:44
I don't see the valve!
02:45
No, they're gonna hit you from three directions.
02:47
What the fuck is a tucker valve?
02:48
All right, I'll do it right now.
02:50
You gotta go right up at the top!
02:52
I don't see the valve!
02:56
I don't see the valve!
02:59
No?
03:00
You don't...
03:01
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
03:02
Okay.
03:03
Oh.
03:04
Okay.
03:05
I don't see why not.
03:13
It's Friday for somebody.
03:14
Right.
03:15
But they didn't even try.
03:16
That's not an NDA.
03:17
Because that's worth the pay solar lease.
03:19
Not kinda.
03:20
Solar riots or wind.
03:23
I found that offensive, sir.
03:26
To who?
03:27
The pussy or the prisoners?
03:29
And maintain your roads and dig your stock tanks.
03:32
So...
03:33
So...
03:34
So you just say thank you, take the 300,000 for the grass,
03:37
and you smile and say, I'll take it.
03:43
You're getting those bottles, did you?
03:45
Daddy, uh...
03:46
I don't know what that means.
03:47
Just hovering and hovering and hovering, always.
03:50
Saburo?
03:51
No, I doubt.
03:52
You know Coach Saban retired, right?
03:54
What?
04:00
Sir?
04:01
Never mind.
04:02
I'm gonna pass on that.
04:03
I'm gonna stow you.
04:04
Bitch with this giant hand on my daughter's ass.
04:07
What did you just say?
04:09
You gotta be shitty, man.
04:25
Okay.
04:26
All right.
04:27
This is cerveza.
04:28
Yes.
04:29
Cerveza.
04:30
I know cerveza.
04:31
All right.
04:32
All right.
04:33
Parrilla.
04:34
Parrilla.
04:35
Yeah.
04:36
And that's carne.
04:37
Carne.
04:38
Yeah.
04:39
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
04:40
You just say...
04:41
Estoy comiendo un taco.
04:42
Estoy comiendo un taco.
04:43
Okay, you got it.
04:44
And, you know, if I ask you...
04:45
Well, I mean, she just wants to talk to you.
04:48
Hello?
04:49
That was my daughter.
04:54
My uncle was in prison for ten years.
04:59
Really?
05:00
Really?
05:04
You got a long way to go, son.
05:06
That's not even the hot one, bro.
05:08
Goodnight, Daddy.
05:10
No, sweet dreams. Come on, baby.
05:14
Just wait for...
05:16
Did you think Mama was the last one?
05:18
It's bad.
05:20
Man, that leaves out a lot.
05:30
Come here.
05:40
I never forgot the lessons.
05:46
Lord, go!
05:52
I'm looking! Hurry up!
06:00
...
06:06
...
06:08
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06:10
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You
06:18
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06:20
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06:22
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