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00:00Oh, my God.
00:04Yeah, nice.
00:06What was that all about?
00:09What were you doing in my balcony?
00:11I was running away from some fool that's crazy in love with me.
00:15That's none of your business.
00:17I'm off. Bye.
00:19What? What about me?
00:21Well, you can go whatever you want.
00:24I saved you. You're free.
00:26Wait, wait, I...
00:29I have nowhere to go.
00:32Listen, that's not my problem, okay?
00:42Where are you going?
00:43To the bar.
00:44Going with you.
00:49No offense.
00:50But people like you don't go to bars.
00:54Bye.
00:59Hello?
01:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:06Please help.
01:07There is a burglar right in my apartment, right in front of me.
01:09Hey, what are you doing, huh?
01:11What are you doing?
01:12What are you doing?
01:15Well?
01:22Let me in.
01:23Come on.
01:24Come on, just...
01:25Get faster.
01:26Oh.
01:27Come on.
01:28Yeah, yeah.
01:29I'm here.
01:30Let me in.
01:31Come on, open it.
01:32Cool.
01:33Uh, sorry.
01:34Do you have anything they can put on?
01:38It's freezing outside.
01:39No.
01:40Get out of here.
01:43My husband will be here in a minute, so...
01:46Okay.
01:48Hang it up.
01:50I'm hungry.
01:51Quick.
01:52What the...
01:53Who the hell is that?
01:54Honey?
01:55Listen, this is...
01:56A plumper?
01:57Or what?
01:58I need a drink.
01:59Honey, I...
02:00Shut up.
02:01So...
02:02Dummy is a lover?
02:03Tell me honestly, how do you like this...
02:23Tell me honestly, how do you like this log in bed?
02:32Well, to be honest, she's amazing.
02:42It's not true.
02:43Darling, this is the first time I've ever seen this man.
02:48Babe, stop lying.
02:49Just tell him.
02:50Tell him what?
02:51That you're leaving him for me.
02:53Who do you think you are, you clown?
02:57What the hell is going on here?
02:58Darling, please, I...
03:00Shut up!
03:01You're going to have a serious grown-up talk.
03:03You got that?
03:11I should have been hysterical that I had just lost everything because of this stranger.
03:18But inside I felt a strange lightness.
03:22And he died!
03:28Gonna sit somewhere in the corner.
03:31Where are you going?
03:33Get us drinks, Miss Cuisinellity.
03:38Even more interesting.
03:40What's up, man?
03:45Beer and something for the housewife.
03:50Looks like she needs something stronger.
03:53Wish me.
04:05What the...
04:10Hey, what did I already do?
04:15What?
04:16I don't have to cook, to irony or be someone's specific wife,
04:20so I can have some fun finally.
04:23I'm free now.
04:25Get ready to lose everything, Chuck.
04:28Oh, Chuck.
04:35I knew that Robin would leave me at the first opportunity.
04:39But instead, he couldn't take his eyes off me.
04:44He seemed to see the real me.
04:47But I had no idea who he was.
04:53The bar is closing soon.
04:55So then it means that we have one more hour to have fun.
05:07Hey, babe.
05:08Why don't you spend the night at my place, huh?
05:14Keep your cue in your hands, Chuck.
05:17I could use a housekeeper like you at my home.
05:23Ha!
05:36You freak!
05:39Run!
05:41Run.
05:42Quick, quick, quick.
05:43Quick, quick.
05:44Hey, stop.
05:45Hey, stop.
05:46Stop.
05:50Come on.
05:51What are you?
05:54I mean, you know what, boy?
05:56Well, thank you for climbing up into my balcony
06:00and actually into my life.
06:03You're welcome.
06:04Bye.
06:05Wait, but you have nowhere to go.
06:07I thought he didn't care about me.
06:10How?
06:11I do.
06:13Why?
06:15Because I need you.
06:18But you said that you weren't interested in a boring housewife.
06:24But I'm interested in an incredible, funny and crazy girl
06:29who can almost put a cue ball through jokes here.
06:32There they are!
06:33Get him!
06:34Run!
06:35Go!
06:36Go!
06:37Go!
06:38Go!
06:39Go!
06:40Go!
06:41Go!
06:42Go!
06:43Go!
06:44Go!
06:45Go!
06:46Go!
06:47Go!
06:48Go!
06:49Go!
06:50Go!
06:51Go!
06:52Go!
06:53Go!
06:54Go!
06:55Go!
06:57Go!
06:58Go!
07:00Go!
07:01I won't let you down.
07:02Promise.
07:03That night was incredible.
07:14It was like I forgot 10 years of marriage and humiliating life.
07:19I believed him.
07:28I thought that in the morning I would start a new life.
07:32But when I opened my eyes, I saw...
07:46I was more in pain than ever.
07:49I thought I had my life back and was desirable to someone.
07:54But instead of being labeled a boring housewife,
07:58he turned me into a one-night stand.
08:02What are you doing here?
08:11I...
08:13I have nowhere to go.
08:16I told you we will regret this. Come on in.
08:22Come on in.
08:31Oh, hey there.
08:33Are you cheating on me?
08:34Are you cheating on me?
08:37Oh, for five years already. I thought she knew.
08:41Okay, girls, let's not make a big deal out of this.
08:44If you want to stay here, you have to apologize to me.
08:47I was disgusted.
08:48I was disgusted.
08:50It was as if I was speaking in a voice other than my own.
08:54I'm sorry.
08:55I have to go to the shower.
08:56No, stop.
08:57No.
08:58On your knees.
09:00Oh my God.
09:01She is really going to do that?
09:03Yeah, I saw this in the movies.
09:04Is this really my life?
09:05Is humiliation the only thing I've experienced in my life?
09:10Hey!
09:11Hey!
09:12Hey!
09:13Hey!
09:14Someone climbing through a window?
09:16Did you go back?
09:17Oh my God.
09:18Oh my God.
09:19She is really going to do that?
09:20Yeah, I saw this in the movies.
09:22Is this really my life?
09:25Is humiliation the only thing I've experienced in my life?
09:34Hey!
09:35Hey!
09:36Hey!
09:37Someone climbing through a window?
09:38Did you go back to that crib?
09:41At least he didn't lie to me about cheating.
09:43Listen, I never understand what happened.
09:46What?
09:47Don't lay down with me.
09:48You're married.
09:51Yes, I'm married.
09:53But my wife died two years ago.
10:01I've got to start a new life.
10:02You saw it.
10:03I can't even put her things away.
10:05I don't know.
10:06I became a cruel cynic.
10:09I chased women wide by one and ran away from them through the balconies.
10:14It seems I forgot what is this love until I met you.
10:18You're the first person I brought into my home.
10:20I can't lose you.
10:22I can't lose you.
10:23What?
10:26Melanie, if you open up to him, you're going to lose your home.
10:29Remember that.
10:31Listen, I know you want to start a new life.
10:35And I dream of starting a new life with you.
10:37I need you.
10:38I need you.
10:39And that was the biggest problem.
10:42Because I needed him too.
10:52You have never said it to me.
10:54Oh, Jesus.
10:56What the hell is going on here?
10:57My mistress just left me.
11:00My wife is kissing another man in front of me.
11:02And so happened in my house.
11:04Oh, not for love.
11:06I don't think a housewife is going to win the lawsuit against me.
11:10She was a housewife.
11:12And now, she's Laura's girlfriend.
11:14At that moment, I realized that true love comes into our lives quite unexpectedly.
11:24Sometimes, just through an open window.
11:31Mia.
11:32Mia, stop.
11:34What is it now, Max?
11:35I just...
11:36I just wanted to apologize.
11:38For what?
11:39For, uh...
11:40I don't know.
11:41Well, I guess I have to apologize for...
11:46seeing me like that.
11:48You're just the same as before.
11:50I don't like to be Max.
11:51I really gotta go.
11:53Mia, wait, please.
11:54It's...
11:55It's just, uh...
11:57Meet my fiancee, Monica.
11:59As you can see, she had a blast at her bachelorette party.
12:03Okay, I better take the stairs.
12:11Following me?
12:14If you were, I'm gonna tell someone just...
12:17I...
12:18I'm not gonna do this.
12:20How dare you talk to a customer like that!
12:23Uh...
12:24I'm so sorry.
12:25Keep your apologies to yourself.
12:28You better give me the money for the bachelor party.
12:32Well, I, um...
12:34I'm buying her.
12:36Is it enough?
12:41Mister...
12:43She's yours.
12:51Um...
12:52So, um...
12:55What do you want me to do?
12:58Just wash these off and change.
12:59How did this happen?
13:09The prom queen.
13:11The best student in school.
13:13You're the girl all the high school boys dreamed of.
13:16Even you?
13:20No way!
13:22I...
13:24I've always been a loser to you.
13:26No, I'm the loser now.
13:27You know, any guy can buy me now.
13:54You haven't changed.
13:55Okay.
14:01Well, that's enough, Max.
14:02Tell me what to do and I, uh...
14:03Mia, just stop.
14:05Wait.
14:06Please.
14:08Take...
14:09Take a sit.
14:10Take a sit.
14:11Take a sit.
14:19Does your mom know you're doing this?
14:24No, she doesn't.
14:28And, uh...
14:30Well, uh...
14:32I'm actually doing it for her.
14:34What do you mean?
14:36Well, um...
14:40My mom is sick.
14:42And, uh...
14:43You know, I...
14:45As far as it goes on, um...
14:48She needs more money.
14:50A lot of money.
14:51And, uh...
14:52That's the only way I can provide for her.
14:57What this is all about.
14:59Yeah.
15:03I can help.
15:05How much do you need?
15:07Uh...
15:12I need all the money.
15:14Uh...
15:15Listen, um...
15:16You know, that's, um...
15:18Thank you for saving me.
15:20Uh...
15:21I will have to keep doing this.
15:22Mia, I think of something.
15:23I think of something.
15:24Okay?
15:32You were as sweet as you were at school, Max.
15:35But...
15:36Well, don't worry.
15:37I...
15:39I will ask you only to stay with me here tonight,
15:42so that I don't get fired.
15:45You know, my first day at this job wasn't too good.
15:48No.
15:52My day wasn't better.
15:54You know, I...
15:58It seemed like those years had never happened.
16:02She was trying to say me something,
16:03but I...
16:04can't even hear her.
16:06All night, we look at school photos like children laughing at school stories,
16:11and I couldn't take my eyes off her.
16:13Just like back in school,
16:15when I was head over hills in love with her.
16:19How come we didn't talk much in school?
16:23I was too shy to approach you.
16:26Even though I was head over hills in love with you,
16:30and dream of kissing you and a kissing both.
16:35Oh, and, um...
16:37To where would we get a kissing booth?
16:40It doesn't matter.
16:42Because...
16:44The point of the kissing booth is a kiss.
16:46Oh!
16:47Oh, I'm sorry!
16:48Honey?
16:49Is that you?
16:51Is that girl from the elevator your fiancé?
16:52Come on!
16:53Keep it going!
16:54The last night I understand, really!
16:55We can go to the bathroom.
16:56We got kicked out of the bar for indecent behavior.
16:57We won't be too loud, will we, Hassan?
16:58I don't wanna be here.
16:59What?
17:00Max, wait!
17:01Hey!
17:02Just let's get out of here.
17:03Two of us, please.
17:04Just let's get out of here.
17:05Two of us, please.
17:06Don't be ridiculous.
17:07Don't be ridiculous.
17:08You know what?
17:09I don't understand, really.
17:10We can go to the bathroom.
17:11We got kicked out of the bar for indecent behavior.
17:12We won't be too loud, will we, Hassan?
17:16I don't wanna be here.
17:21Yeah.
17:22What?
17:23Max, wait!
17:26Hey.
17:28Just let's get out of here.
17:30Two of us, please.
17:35Don't be ridiculous.
17:36Your wedding day is too hard.
17:37Listen, I don't need that wedding.
17:39I don't wanna be with her.
17:42I wanna be with you.
17:46Max, I'm nothing but trouble.
17:49You know, the guests are already invited.
17:53And you know that you should go.
17:55You do.
17:58And, well, I just wanted to thank you for everything and that you should forget me.
18:16She was right.
18:17I should've forgotten her.
18:21And to go on with our lives as if nothing had happened.
18:24If anyone has any objections, speak it up now.
18:29Or hold your peace forever.
18:31Forever.
18:38I have an objection.
18:39What?
18:40I have a son on the film base because this is gonna be wild on TikTok, really.
18:55I'm not joking.
18:57We waste so many years on each other.
19:00What?
19:01What?
19:02What?
19:03What?
19:04What?
19:05What?
19:06What?
19:07What are you doing here?
19:08Your wedding.
19:09It's Ken's fault.
19:11What?
19:12Yeah.
19:13I'm taking you with me.
19:16Where?
19:17On our honeymoon.
19:19What?
19:20Listen, I have to work and I'm not your wife.
19:23So...
19:24Then become one.
19:26What?
19:28Max, well, you were in love with me in high school, but not...
19:31It looks like I've never stopped loving you.
19:34I finally got the courage to tell you.
19:36But I...
19:37I think the money the guests gave the new events will be enough to help your mom.
19:44At that moment, I realized that love has no past tense.
19:48And just one loop is enough to remember all your feelings.
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