Ullu Web Series
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00:00Nice. I won't hurt.
00:02Uh-huh. Yeah. Hi, Cynthia.
00:05Gary.
00:07What?
00:09Again?
00:10Yes, again.
00:12Listen, this is the third time in two months you have...
00:16You have raised my rent.
00:19I'm going broke.
00:20Sweetheart, if you don't like it, just leave.
00:23But, Harry, just listen.
00:25Well, Harry, do you need more money for your mistresses?
00:30Nicholas!
00:35What are you doing here?
00:37Shower.
00:39Shower.
00:43Unless your wife doesn't know about your adventures,
00:46it's better to stop gouging this poor girl.
00:51No.
00:52That was a joke.
00:54That was a joke. A bad joke.
00:56Cynthia, I'm sorry. That was a joke?
00:58Joke.
00:59Yes.
01:00The rental price stays the same as we agreed.
01:03Okay.
01:04Just a joke.
01:05Just a joke.
01:06Yeah.
01:07So, have a nice day.
01:09Yeah, see ya.
01:15How do you know him?
01:16From my past life.
01:17Well...
01:18God, thank you so much.
01:19You just saved my life.
01:20You just...
01:21Okay, what is the next step of our plan?
01:22I think you're going to get a full makeover.
01:23I think so.
01:24Yeah?
01:25Yeah.
01:26Yeah.
01:27Yeah.
01:28Yeah.
01:29Yeah.
01:30Yeah.
01:31Who wants to spend the night with me?
01:32I'll pay you a thousand dollars.
01:33Seriously, I don't.
01:34Me.
01:35It's me.
01:36I said it first.
01:37And I raised my hands first.
01:38Why aren't you in business?
01:39Do you want a thousand bucks?
01:40No, I don't need it.
01:41A bum who doesn't need money?
01:42I don't play games with spoiled girls.
01:44Okay.
01:45Well...
01:46You're just going to be a good place.
01:47I don't need money.
01:48I don't need money.
01:49I don't need money.
01:50How do you need money?
01:51How do you need money?
01:52Who wants to spend the night with me?
01:53I'll pay you a thousand dollars.
01:54Seriously, I don't?
01:55Me.
01:56It's me.
01:57I said it first.
01:58And I raised my hands first.
02:00Why aren't you in business?
02:01Do you want a thousand bucks?
02:02No, I don't need it.
02:03A bum who doesn't need money?
02:05I don't play games with spoiled girls.
02:08You're just costing yourself money. How much do you want to do this?
02:13Leave me alone. Take any of my friends and just go.
02:15What do I have to do to get you to come with me?
02:21Three thousand bucks.
02:34Are you serious?
02:35What do you care?
02:38Now, are you coming with me?
02:45Give the money to my friends and I will ride with you for free.
02:49The behavior of this bum really ticked me off. And it drew me in.
02:54What? Seriously?
02:57Yeah.
03:01Okay, wait bum. Now get in the car.
03:08Thanks, Nikolas.
03:09You're awesome, man.
03:14This saucy bum was only supposed to be a small part of my plan.
03:17But instead became the main character of my life.
03:24I'm Anna and this is my love story.
03:26So, um, the first you need to wash up. Just a quick shower.
03:37Okay. Whatever you want, boss.
03:40Boss.
03:48We don't have much time.
03:49So, honey, who's this weirdo and where did you take digging up?
04:00I want to educate my parents.
04:05They want me to marry some rich jerks.
04:08Like always.
04:09Like always.
04:10So, I'm going to bring dinner a real bum.
04:15That bum?
04:16Yes.
04:18Girl, are you kidding me?
04:20No, I'm serious.
04:22But you have this...
04:23Christian, yes.
04:25He's just money back who won't let me go.
04:29So, in order for my little plan to succeed, I need to make a handsome man out of this bum.
04:39Yes, he was homeless.
04:42But pleasant and attractive.
04:48He looks a good bastrop.
04:51Nice body.
04:52Really?
04:53Okay.
04:55Look, honey.
04:57Don't fall in the bum.
04:59Me?
05:00With a bum?
05:02No.
05:04Okay.
05:05No.
05:07What are you hiding, Nicholas?
05:09How does Harry know you?
05:12You become a mystery that I really want to hear about.
05:22I never want to see you again.
05:25Leave me alone, you moron!
05:29Who are you talking to?
05:31Just some...
05:34I couldn't believe my eyes.
05:36He looked like a movie star or a model.
05:41Yeah, well, well.
05:43Some transformation.
05:45So, tell me, mister, how I've seen you somewhere before?
05:49Perhaps somewhere under the bridge.
05:52Hello.
05:58Um.
06:00Yeah.
06:03There are final touches left.
06:05Let's go.
06:06So, where is it?
06:07Oh, yes.
06:16Listen.
06:18Why do you need me?
06:22My parents are constantly setting me up with rich jerks.
06:28And it doesn't matter who is it.
06:31The more money he has, the less anything else matters.
06:35And you are what?
06:37Against a rich husband?
06:39I don't care how much money he is.
06:41I want to fall in love.
06:42I want to fall in love.
06:47You understand me?
06:49Yeah.
06:51I understand.
06:53I want my parents to understand that it doesn't matter how much money a person has.
07:00Maybe they will, once they realize they can even distinguish a money bag from a homeless person.
07:09But you are not an ordinary bum.
07:15What are you hiding?
07:18I...
07:26Doesn't matter, Anna.
07:27Um.
07:28We need to hurry.
07:29My parents are already waiting.
07:30And, uh...
07:32We need to hurry.
07:33We need to hurry.
07:34My parents are already waiting.
07:35And, uh...
07:39Yeah.
07:40Okay.
07:41Uh...
07:51May I?
08:05Um.
08:06So go.
08:07I...
08:08I will...
08:09Stand up for you and...
08:11Okay.
08:12Good job.
08:21Oh.
08:24Mom?
08:25Dad?
08:26What is he doing here?
08:27Honey?
08:29Uh...
08:30I...
08:31Would like to start over from scratch.
08:32Get back in touch and...
08:33You are just a pilot.
08:35Narcissistic jerk.
08:36There is never anything between us.
08:37And there never will be.
08:38Um...
08:39Is that how you talk to a gentleman?
08:41I'm not a guy to talk to like that.
08:44So...
08:46I'm gonna give you...
08:48Last one a chance, Anna.
08:51So...
08:53If you reject me...
08:55I will buy your father's company and bankrupt it.
08:57And then you and your family will have to back me.
09:00To take your lives back.
09:02Do you understand my dear?
09:03Hmm?
09:04I think it's time to go.
09:05I...
09:06I...
09:07But...
09:08This place is not for you.
09:09What?
09:10Mr. Flamel...
09:11I...
09:12You and Andy...
09:13You and...
09:14And you are...
09:15I...
09:16I...
09:17Why didn't anyone tell me...
09:18If I knew that you are...
09:21I...
09:22I would never...
09:23I...
09:24I...
09:25You and Andy are...
09:26Why didn't anyone tell me?
09:27If I knew...
09:28That you were...
09:29I...
09:30I would never...
09:31I...
09:32I...
09:33I...
09:34I...
09:35I'm so...
09:36I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
09:43Oh my gosh, you're really an unusual bum.
09:46Bum? What a bum?
09:50Good evening.
09:51Wait, wait, wait, wait.
09:53You're the same than Nicholas Flamel?
09:56The millionaire who gave all his money for charity.
09:59Yes.
10:01And after I realized that everyone around me was after my money.
10:10It's better to be homeless than to live the life I lived.
10:17Even my parents cared more about my money than me.
10:21And I was...
10:23I was starting to think that everyone was like that.
10:27But today I...
10:33I met someone who preferred love to money.
10:43Can I?
10:44At that moment, I realized that I was finally starting to live my own life.
10:59In which love is more valuable than money.
11:02Only real sensory feelings can make a person happy.
11:07Oh, come in.
11:12Are these all your things?
11:13Yeah, I love living late.
11:16You sleep in the bathroom. I already made a bed for you.
11:20I'll be late today.
11:22Okay.
11:27Why am I telling you this? We're not a real couple.
11:31I'm going to be late today too.
11:33I found a job.
11:35Oh, uh-huh.
11:37What?
11:39You're missing something.
11:41What?
11:43Lipstick had to be bright, right?
11:46Okay.
11:48Ugh.
11:49Is this for you?
12:11How do you...
12:12A miracle is much closer than we think.
12:19You just have to believe in it.
12:33One last question.
12:35Amir, what is your wife's favorite dish?
12:39Well, this is easy, Inspector Green.
12:42Mussels.
12:46Yes.
12:48I love mussels.
12:50Quite strange.
12:52You're allergic to seafood.
12:54I love just looking at them, okay?
13:02So, are we through Inspector Green?
13:05Not really.
13:06One more stage.
13:07My wife, Mrs. Green.
13:10We'll check you out.
13:12She's got a nose for...
13:15...hecky marriages.
13:17Oh, where will it be?
13:20Nobody knows.
13:22This is the thing.
13:24An unexpected...
13:26...test.
13:32Best wishes.
13:36I'm sorry I didn't know.
13:40I'm falling for divorce.
13:42No.
13:44I really need that green card.
13:46I can't make my dream come true without it.
13:48Barbara, I beg you.
13:50I gave you everything that I had.
13:52Everything that I collected for so many years,
13:53so I could come here and become an illusionist.
13:55What a mess.
13:56Please be kind.
13:57Please help me.
13:58I don't know why I rent for it.
14:00The less wine pluses for you, huh?
14:02We share the rent in half.
14:04Not bad.
14:06Right?
14:08I'm sure I regret it.
14:10You can carry your things.
14:12Thanks, Barbara.
14:14I'm sorry.
14:16I'm sorry.
14:18You just have to believe in it.
14:20I'm sure I regret it.
14:23You can carry your things.
14:25Thanks, Barbara.
14:26I'm sorry.
14:36You just have to believe in it.
14:42I told him not pick up me tonight.
14:45But, listen, lock yourself in the bathroom.
14:50I didn't have time to explain my boyfriend about my husband.
14:56Go.
15:03Hi, honey.
15:08Baby, please skip it.
15:10I have some urgent business to do.
15:12No, I need fixing.
15:13Oh, no, you don't get it.
15:16Even the sink will do for me.
15:18Oh, so it broke, too.
15:21Wait, are you hiding someone from me?
15:24I never thought we were going to get to this point.
15:26Listen, you got it all wrong.
15:28It's just my backpack.
15:29What?
15:32Ms. Richards, I fixed everything.
15:35Oh, plumber.
15:37Oh, tools inside, of course.
15:40I'm glad to hear it.
15:42Sorry.
15:42How delicious this is.
16:07Really, you should taste it.
16:08Oh, my God.
16:11My whole body can feel the taste.
16:14Really.
16:14Baby, you should try it.
16:15Really, try it, baby.
16:17But I need to tell you something.
16:19Okay, speak.
16:20I'm all ears.
16:23This is important.
16:25I'm sorry.
16:28Can't it wait for the end of the dinner?
16:30We're going to grab a coffee.
16:31Oh, my God, this is so amazing.
16:34Really?
16:35Bravo.
16:38I love it.
16:46You can't eat this.
16:47Amir?
16:48Lumber?
16:49Well, there's seafood in there.
16:52Oh.
16:54You ordered me seafood salad?
16:56Yeah, why?
16:59Bob, I'm allergic to it.
17:03Oh, yeah, you are.
17:04I'm sorry.
17:05I forgot about it.
17:06I was so dazed and...
17:08Wait a minute.
17:10How come the plumber knows all of that?
17:12I wanted to tell you, but you were too busy eating.
17:15To tell me what?
17:17Nothing important.
17:18What do you mean nothing important?
17:20What was so important then?
17:22The important thing is that we are done, Bob.
17:32I think that after this, you can count on dessert at the expense of the restaurant.
17:39Look what I have.
17:49Just look.
17:51Back off.
17:52Oh, just give it a look, please.
17:56Wow, empty bottle.
17:58But...
17:59Please, please.
18:02Please.
18:09Now you all say that a miracle is much colder.
18:13I just have a tube that runs under my sleeve, and it goes under my jacket.
18:18Look!
18:26I'm sorry I'm so pushy.
18:29But we really need to prepare for this inspection.
18:32We'll have problems if something happens.
18:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:37I'll print the passes, and I'm ready.
18:50So, Brown Eyes, I saw.
18:54Born on 17th, Twins.
18:57What's your favorite movie?
19:00Titanic.
19:02Oh.
19:04Yeah.
19:05Especially the last half of you.
19:07I cry every time.
19:09Don't jerk.
19:10Men don't like that.
19:12Well, I also like Mad Max.
19:16But Titanic's still a bit more.
19:18I always wanted to ask you, why are you fighting so hard for this screen card?
19:28I told you.
19:31I want to become a famous hallucinist.
19:34And here, I can be better at that.
19:39There are so many excellent schools here.
19:41They're expensive.
19:42Yeah, but look, I, I'm from a poor family.
19:49I come from a small town, MCD, in India, where the only earnings I made was from doing small tricks in the local market.
19:58But here I am, next to you, in the land of opportunities.
20:04Look how far you can go if you believe.
20:07I never heard such a strange dream.
20:13So much effort and all of the sake of working as a magician in the circus.
20:20In the circus?
20:21Yeah.
20:23What famous performances do you know?
20:26Well, um, tricks with the cards.
20:32Card tricks?
20:33An illusion is a separate form of art.
20:40Here you work with new technologies, manipulate psychology, and the beauty of the context.
20:47Even in the 80s, Copperfield made Statue of Liberty disappear in the front of millions of people.
20:53He made an airplane disappear.
20:55He crossed through the Great Wall of China.
20:57And every time he defied the laws of physics and logic, he turned upside down the canons through which this world exists.
21:07Harry Blackstone, Houdini, an illusionist, is not just a magician in the circus.
21:12This is an artist who, by his work, makes people believe into something that cannot exist, and therefore gives them the opportunity to believe in their own strength and create a miracle.
21:28Warren Brown.
21:32What?
21:34Your eyes.
21:36Warren Brown.
21:37Warren.
21:37It's getting late.
21:54I should probably go and lie down in the bathroom.
21:58Yeah, of course.
22:00It's a good idea.
22:01So, um, good night.
22:03Good night.
22:03Good night.
22:07Good night.
22:37Good night.
23:07I didn't want to delay your case.
23:11Thank you, Mr. Green.
23:12We really appreciate it.
23:14Yeah.
23:14So, let's start.
23:17Young man.
23:19Are you sleeping in the bathroom?
23:24Well, that's...
23:26That's...
23:27How to explain the...
23:28Uh, we don't have sofa yet.
23:30So, when we fight, he goes to sleep in the bathroom.
23:33And how often do you fight?
23:37Um, yeah, it's...
23:40We have a different political use.
23:42It's, you know...
23:44Is that why you don't let your husband keep things in the house?
23:51No, no, no, no.
23:53I just...
23:54I just love to live light.
23:56Yeah.
23:59How could you not notice this?
24:01There are no mass things here.
24:03But it's...
24:04I taught you.
24:06But it's...
24:07They answered all the questions.
24:11Theory is nothing.
24:12Practice is everything.
24:14Finally learn it.
24:16This marriage is fake.
24:18I agree with you, darling.
24:30Theory is nothing.
24:31Practice is everything.
24:43I beg your pardon.
24:48You have passed all possible tests.
24:57Sorry.
24:58I need a few seconds.
24:59Okay.
25:04Barbara.
25:07Please, forgive me.
25:08I was a fool.
25:09But you're the only one.
25:11Bob, not now, okay?
25:13No, no.
25:14Don't judge me.
25:15I want everyone to hear that I love my girl.
25:21Please, marry me.
25:28Wait, what?
25:29Why is this plumber here again?
25:34You have 24 hours to leave the country.
25:38Otherwise, you and your wife will have big problems.
25:42What?
25:49Are you the plumber's wife?
25:52E.
25:52D.
25:52I.
25:53E.
25:53E.
25:57E.
25:57E.
26:07E.
26:16E.
26:18Wow!
26:20Wow!
26:22Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
26:28Barbara?
26:30What are you doing here?
26:32I came to a great miracle.
26:36I don't understand.
26:40What is it?
26:42I'm at a great miracle.
26:44I don't understand.
26:46What is it?
26:48I'm at a great miracle.
26:50I don't understand.
26:52What is it?
26:54I met with Greens and explained everything to them.
27:00And they agreed to give us a chance.
27:04How?
27:06Like, when?
27:08I just can't believe it.
27:10In vain?
27:18One important person once told me
27:22that a miracle is much closer than it seems.
27:28If you just believe in it.
27:38Yeah.
27:42Wow.
27:44That's wonderful.
27:46Thank you نوعbli
27:56Do you need Two Moes?
28:00Bye.
28:14You