Ullu Web Series
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00:00Not another word. I'm firing him tomorrow.
00:06Don't.
00:07I'll sign the contract, Ben.
00:11On one condition.
00:19Yeah, buddy. I'll be in five minutes.
00:22Sure.
00:24Okay.
00:26Yeah. Nice.
00:28Pete.
00:30Wow.
00:38$300 for a night.
00:40You're so generous.
00:42Babe.
00:44What's the sarcasm?
00:46I didn't mean to offend you.
00:47I offended you.
00:49You left a note, too. Thank you.
00:52What a gentleman you are.
00:54No, you're real nice.
00:56Listen, I'm a businessman, and I realize that everyone's time is worth something.
01:05So now we have enough money to buy a new dress, everyone wins, and just don't need to make a big deal over this, okay?
01:15All right. Bye-bye.
01:21Oh, and then call me.
01:22Hey, I want to answer, anyway.
01:24Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers.
01:33A pack of pickled peppers, Peter Piper picked.
01:36Where have you been, Peter Piper?
01:39I asked you to come earlier.
01:40Oh, easy.
01:41Easy, Mr. Steinbeck.
01:43It's going to be fine.
01:45This contract is already in your bag.
01:47All right, boy.
01:48Let's do this.
01:50Come on.
01:56And here is our client, Miss Pappelbaum.
01:59I'd like you to meet our best specialist, Pete Lent.
02:09Take your seat.
02:10Yeah, welcome.
02:15Um, nice to meet you.
02:18Mr. Lent.
02:20Yeah.
02:21My pleasure to meet, Fappelbaum.
02:25No.
02:27Yeah.
02:28It's hot here, isn't it?
02:30Maybe we should turn on the AC.
02:34It's already on, Pete.
02:39Yeah.
02:41Nice.
02:42Great.
02:44Come on.
02:45I just want to make our client feel comfortable, you know.
02:48Like me.
02:50Because I'm now, I'm great.
02:53Because I'm now, I feel totally fine.
02:56So, shall we start?
03:06Beat.
03:15Just one more sip and I'll start.
03:17So, this is our concert.
03:25I mean, concept, I'm sorry.
03:30Could you all give Miss Pappelbaum and I a moment, please?
03:39I'm sorry, sir.
03:40I must have eaten something.
03:42I've really bad at it before.
03:43That's terrible.
03:45Well, we can get home now.
03:53What are you talking about?
03:55Am I fired?
03:59Oh, no.
04:00Not yet.
04:03She's giving you another chance.
04:06Here's them.
04:07Others and the time.
04:08I can't.
04:18If you can't, then find a new job, Peter.
04:27I can.
04:28And you are a businessman.
04:29If she signs a contract, I promise you a costume party.
04:35A bet that motivates you.
04:48Hey.
04:52I have to tell you something.
04:55I was wrong.
04:56Oh, what are you talking about?
05:02I did a bad thing.
05:04The other day.
05:07When?
05:10When you...
05:12When we...
05:13When you left money on the pillow after you...
05:15Listen, I'm sorry, okay?
05:17Just...
05:31But I'm not worried that junk.
05:33Oh, you're right, actually.
05:35There are a lot of weight consistent in your market.
05:37Do you need a hand?
05:56No, I'm fine.
05:58It's easy, you know?
05:59Just left.
06:01Right.
06:03Left.
06:03Right.
06:04I'm right in.
06:07Give me your hand, Mr. Izzy.
06:14Don't you think it's funny?
06:15Yeah, I do.
06:16Oh, really?
06:18Okay.
06:20Then, watch this.
06:30Hmm.
06:31Wow.
06:33So now...
06:35Catch me.
06:37Okay.
06:40Now I'm going to do this.
06:43Okay.
06:47Just hold me down.
06:48Yeah, I'm all right.
06:49All right.
06:54That's so fast.
06:55What?
06:56Oh!
07:00Nice.
07:01Mm-hmm.
07:02Yeah.
07:04Go forward.
07:05Mm-hmm.
07:05What did you learn to skate like that?
07:16I almost became a professional athlete.
07:18It was a very difficult choice.
07:20Sport or business.
07:22Oh.
07:22Mm-hmm.
07:23So you're one of the kind.
07:24I just know how to focus on one thing and work hard.
07:30Mm-hmm.
07:31Uh...
07:32Uh...
07:32Uh...
07:33You have, uh...
07:35What?
07:41An eyelash on your cheek.
07:42I know it sounds like I did it with perfect...
07:47No, no, no.
07:47It doesn't sound like anything.
07:49Just redo it.
07:52Yeah.
07:53I'm just redo it, okay?
07:56I'm just getting rid of it.
07:59What's this?
08:01Yep.
08:06What's this?
08:08And now I need to go.
08:10I'm a businesswoman.
08:12And I realize that everyone's time is worth something.
08:16So, buy yourself a new shirt or tie, okay?
08:21Good luck.
08:23Eat.
08:23Jane, Jane, wait.
08:28Jane, wait.
08:50Guys.
08:53You all should know, this guy is a real magician.
08:59He has an innate charisma, a gift.
09:01I want to raise this glass to Pete and a great new contract.
09:05Thank you, sir.
09:06I'm not finished.
09:07He somehow convinced a young lady Manny to sign a contract on even more favorable terms for us.
09:13Pete, you are the treasure.
09:17Now, to Pete.
09:21Woo-hoo!
09:23Pete, why aren't you happy?
09:36It's your party, isn't it?
09:39Yeah.
09:41But if I had my way, I changed this damn contract for one date.
09:45With whom?
09:52With the smartest and most beautiful woman in the universe.
09:59You know, I...
10:00I was an urgent fool who thought that Sandra was just for him.
10:07But she changed me.
10:08So, maybe you should tell her that.
10:12No, no, that's a bad end.
10:16What?
10:17Why?
10:18Why are you such a whiner?
10:22Jane?
10:23Of course it's Jane.
10:25Instead of calling me, you're asking me out.
10:26You're sitting here whining.
10:27Listen, I have to ask you.
10:30Do you like idiots?
10:32Because if there is even the slightest chance that you do,
10:35I'm going to ask you out on a date.
10:39We'll do whatever you want.
10:40We'll do whatever you say.
10:42She's up on the test, babe.
10:43Hey, get off the couch.
11:00I'm sorry.
11:01I'll go to the guest room.
11:03Pack your stuff and leave.
11:04Let's go.
11:08Well,
11:08What are you standing there for?
11:14You said, get your stuff and go.
11:18Um, actually, he was speaking to you.
11:21There you go.
11:23Get lost.
11:24Pack up.
11:26But I don't understand why.
11:29We don't understand.
11:30Well, Wendell and I...
11:31Kendall.
11:33Can I just call you a Nazi?
11:36I mean, look at Nancy.
11:38She's gorgeous.
11:38She's a nine.
11:39And you?
11:40Like a seven max.
11:42But, Teddy, I love you.
11:43Don't get snotty.
11:46Who's there?
11:47What?
11:47Are you expecting somebody?
11:49Um, probably pizza.
11:51Pizza?
11:53What did I tell you about fast food?
11:57It's going to get you nowhere.
11:58Now, chop, chop.
12:00Get lost.
12:05Hey, how can you rate me out of ten?
12:08Zero.
12:09Zero.
12:13What?
12:14How can I rate you if I don't know you at all?
12:17Excuse me, I've got to work.
12:18Well, what about my parents?
12:21What do you think?
12:23I don't care about what's on the outside.
12:27It's the inside that matters.
12:29What are you staring at?
12:32Come on, let's go.
12:35At the time, I thought he was just a crazy poor man.
12:39And my goodness, how wrong I was.
12:43My name is Kim.
12:44And this is my very non-standard love story.
12:47My life has been like, um, an Instagram fit.
12:53Good looks, luxury apartment, rich boyfriend.
12:57Insert the perfect relationship.
13:00Hey, Vic.
13:09This is Wendell.
13:11Kendall.
13:13Yeah, whatever.
13:14Hi.
13:16Listen, we're going to go into the bedroom.
13:18All right?
13:19Well, almost perfect relationship.
13:22Yes, Daddy.
13:31You can join us if you want.
13:34Oh, no.
13:35I'm in the mood of Netflix and chill.
13:37All right.
13:37Well, you don't mind sleeping in the guest room, do you?
13:42Huh?
13:43Yeah.
13:44All right.
13:47Nice.
13:49Wendy.
13:49Who cares where you sleep when there's a king-size bed in the guest room, too, right?
13:56And yet, perfect relationship.
14:03At that time, my whole world collapsed.
14:07And there was no sign of a new one yet.
14:10But then, I saw him again.
14:15Oh, Langer.
14:19Have you decided to master all cheap jobs?
14:23Poor guy.
14:26Oh, but your pizza.
14:28It's just a slice of dough with the sauce.
14:33Keep it.
14:34I found myself alone in a huge setter.
14:43I had nowhere to go.
14:45And suddenly...
14:47Sorry.
14:47I didn't cut you in the work.
14:49So, we have to pay for the pizza.
14:53His allergy blocked it.
14:54What a freak.
14:56I'll give you your money.
14:58Wait.
14:59Open the package.
15:00Even though I'm a poor guy, I have money for pizza.
15:09I'll pay for it.
15:10And I'll finally eat something.
15:12I'm super starving after two sheets.
15:14Oh, man.
15:18Hawaiian, really?
15:19What do you have against Hawaiian, dude?
15:24Somebody's gonna have to eat all the pineapple.
15:27Will you keep me company?
15:35I don't seem to have a choice.
15:39So, what's the plan?
15:44Get my life together and find myself a new sugar daddy.
15:49Oh, and stop it in this.
15:51Because you can't find a new boyfriend with this.
15:54Well, if you eat pizza like you do, that is true that pizza is bad.
15:59But if you know how to appreciate the pizza, then everybody is a piece of art.
16:07Except of this.
16:12Hey.
16:14It's mine.
16:14You know that the first pizza ever was made in Naples.
16:24It was 1738.
16:26Small pizzeria.
16:28And it was always a Q3.
16:2924-7.
16:31And the people there were the happiest.
16:34And you call it a dough of the sauce.
16:36Wow.
16:37What are you, a pizza expert?
16:38I want to do two jobs right now.
16:40And in the future, I'm gonna open my own pizzeria.
16:44Then the hotel we'll go to.
16:46People will spend their evenings there.
16:49Some red egg, his birthdays.
16:52It's gonna be a really cool place.
17:00Got some stuff here.
17:06Come on.
17:06Yes, it was nobody.
17:15But he seemed to have such potential inside that he could make any woman happy.
17:20And what else is in your store for the future?
17:25Well, very large family.
17:27About four pizzas.
17:28Oh, yeah.
17:29And you'll call your daughter extra cheese.
17:33And my beloved woman.
17:35What will she look like?
17:38Doesn't matter.
17:39What?
17:41Oh.
17:43Oh, my sugar daddy cared about it first.
17:47But for someone who really loves you,
17:49it doesn't matter what is on the outside.
17:53It's only the inside that matters.
17:54At that moment, something in me shifted.
17:58It was like this guy's words hit me right in the heart.
18:01And I did it.
18:04And I did it.
18:10Oh.
18:11Oh, oh, oh, oh.
18:12Sorry.
18:13Sorry.
18:14Sorry.
18:16Thank you for the pizza.
18:18And anyway, thank you.
18:19Yeah.
18:21Sam.
18:21It's a pleasure, Kim.
18:29Oh.
18:34Um.
18:36I'll see you again.
18:37Sam.
18:38Yeah.
18:39Someday.
18:40Piano Piano.
18:42A place that won't have Hawaiian pizza.
18:44No, it wouldn't have worked out with Sam.
18:51Surprised?
18:52I told you it was a different kind of love story.
19:06Worried?
19:08You bet.
19:09Opening day.
19:12You're my man.
19:14Which means, you're going to make it.
19:18Dope check.
19:19Snuffing check.
19:21Luigi check.
19:31I love you.
19:33I love you.
19:39Oh, wow.
19:40Hey, how would you rave me out of town?
19:49Well, I got a girl?
19:50Yes.
19:52You?
19:56Well, um, it's seven.
20:00Oh, seven.
20:02And how about that?
20:04Oh, my God.
20:13Oh, my God.
20:15Your mom is 100 out of 10.
20:19I've seen you somewhere.
20:22I've seen you somewhere.
20:24Right?
20:25The plugger girl's cameraman.
20:27No, I work for Netflix now.
20:31But most important thing is that I'm here, man.
20:34I'm very happy for you, Kim.
20:51That day changed my life, really.
21:03I live it to you.
21:06Sometimes it's not about meeting the love of your life.
21:10It's about meeting someone who teaches you how to love.
21:13So that you can be truly loved by someone, too.
21:18And maybe because of a story here.
21:21Relax.
21:22You are.
21:23There have been weeks on meeting your life.
21:24Hello, folks.
21:24I'm, I live it to you.
21:25I'm hungry.
21:27Okay.
21:31There have been weeks on the long run train that day.
21:31Hope.
21:32It's not true.
21:32If you are.
21:34I live it to you, I live it to you.
21:35If you do.
21:35You Pharisee.
21:36Yeah.
21:36You're good.
21:37You're welcome.
21:37I live it to you, I live it to you.
21:39You're good.
21:39Yeah.
21:40You're right.
21:42I'm the good.
21:43You're good.
21:44I know.
21:46You are good.