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00:00рдЬрд░реЛреА lit crim╨║╨╕╨▓ рдмрд╢реНрдЪреНрдЪрд╛рд░реНрдЧ рдХрд░реЗрдВ
00:12What are You doing?
00:14What am I doing?
00:17It is actually a very very interesting question
00:21What am I doing?
00:23Well firstly I think
00:25that I am not sending anybody to Mumbai just because I hate them.
00:31Secondly, I am waiting for Shikhar and Rohi to tatter the client's boon
00:35with their presentation, of course.
00:38Thirdly,
00:42I am waiting for you to feel apologetic about the fact that you are wrong.
00:49Of course, you are wrong.
00:50Excuse me?
00:51Listen closely.
00:52See, I can almost hear the boon tattering, slowly and steadily.
00:58It's because he is what is with the language.
00:59It is not the language, it is an emotion.
01:02You will have to understand that.
01:06When the client comes out of the room, I can see him saying,
01:11they are very, very, very disappointed.
01:16I am very, very, very disappointed.
01:19You said these were your best people, right?
01:22Next time, we will connect on Zoom and it will be more better.
01:30Sir!
01:37Boon tatter.
01:52No, no, there is no comparison between the first and the second.
02:00Second is better.
02:01You don't mind.
02:02Don't mind.
02:03Don't mind.
02:04Don't mind.
02:05Don't mind.
02:08Hi.
02:09Chai.
02:10Good chai.
02:11Good chai.
02:12What?
02:13Why don't you do a job?
02:14Why don't you write rhymes for the presentation yesterday's presentation?
02:17Then the client will sing poetry tomorrow.
02:19Yeah, Rohi.
02:20You mean, man.
02:21You mean, man.
02:22We are talking about the presentation yesterday's presentation.
02:23It means that it is not that we are talking about 24 hours of client.
02:27Seriously?
02:28Sorry.
02:29Sorry.
02:30You noticed the planters?
02:33Do you know what it is?
02:34Yes.
02:35Actually, overall, the whole balcony looks good.
02:39Isn't it?
02:40I am saying this is the perfect time to move in.
02:43Time to move in.
02:44I mean, we will put all the kahoots here.
02:46We will have sex on the balcony.
02:48Shikhar.
02:49We are doing like Hurties in extreme, right?
02:52Either long distance, or then move in.
02:54We try a normal relationship, right?
02:56It's not that bad.
02:57Boring.
02:58Boring.
02:59You are boring.
03:00And you are a pervert.
03:04Vamika has reached the house to the house.
03:07What a hell.
03:08What a hell.
03:12Hi.
03:13I am from Skinzy.
03:14I have an appointment with Ruhi.
03:15Ruhi?
03:17Yes.
03:18Come one more time.
03:21I am coming.
03:39Ruhi, come.
03:40What happened?
03:43I am coming.
03:48What happened?
03:51Biaji, the client gave me Bombay.
03:52What do I need to do with the balcony?
03:54What do I need to do with the balcony?
03:55Do you want to leave the balcony?
03:56Yes.
03:57It's okay.
03:58It's bad.
04:00First, you like the other.
04:02First, you like the other.
04:03I don't know who the other is.
04:05I don't know who the other is.
04:06Why do you want to leave the balcony?
04:07I don't know who the other is.
04:08I don't know who the other is.
04:09I don't know who the other is.
04:10Kuljit, brother!
04:11Brother, tell me.
04:12Just tell me.
04:13We are the little Bambu, brother.
04:14You are the little Bambu, brother.
04:16Just tell me.
04:17Just tell me.
04:18Tell me.
04:19Tell me.
04:20Something to tell you.
04:21Hmm.
04:22Dumbl Bambu is all the work.
04:25Why?
04:26How?
04:27We made our ID.
04:29We knew that if we were looking at the same time,
04:31we wouldn't do Dinosaur.
04:32If we were looking at the same time,
04:34then we would put the name on it.
04:35Hmm.
04:36Put the photo of Shah Rukh Khan.
04:37Genius.
04:38Very nice.
04:39Then, who has not done the Dinosaur vibe?
04:41The thing is wrong.
04:42No one can't believe
04:43that a Bambu-name person exists
04:45that looks like Shah Rukh Khan.
04:47Right?
04:48Shah Rukh Khan wasn't even like that.
04:49He was just like a discovery.
04:51Hey!
04:52Hey!
04:53Look at this.
04:54Our first match is in Dumbl.
04:56Hey!
04:57Kongo, Kongo.
04:58Office, right?
05:00Office?
05:01Yes, it's back.
05:02Is it our office?
05:03Yes, it's in the cabin.
05:04It's in the cabin.
05:05Tell me about that.
05:07Huh?
05:08They sit down.
05:09They sit down.
05:10They sit down.
05:11They sit down.
05:12They sit down.
05:13They sit down.
05:14Who's the girl?
05:15Who's the girl?
05:16Mameka Ji.
05:17What?
05:18Mameka Ji.
05:19Mameka Ji.
05:20Mameka Ji?
05:21Creative director.
05:22Pichu.
05:23Mameka, this?
05:25Mameka Ji.
05:26Mameka Ji.
05:27Mameka Ji.
05:28Mameka Ji.
05:29Mameka Ji.
05:30I'm what?
05:31Mameka Ji.
05:32I'm the Lord.
05:33You're crazy.
05:34Mameka Ji.
05:35Mameka Ji.
05:36рдХрд╛ рдмрд▓рдд рдХреЗ рдкрд╣рд▓реА рдкрдарддреЛрдВ рдореИрдВ рдЪреБрдЧрд╛рддрд╛ рд╣рдорд╛рд░рд╛
05:38рдЕрдЧреНрдпреВ рдХрд░реНрд▓реА рд╣реИ рд╡рд╕реНрдЯрд╛ рдерд┐рдХ
05:45рд░реБрдИ рдирд╛ рдлреЗрд░ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдмрд┐рд▓реНрдХреБрд▓реА рдРрд╕реЗ
05:48рдХрд╛рдо рдмрдардХреЗ рдЖрд░ рдмрд╛рд▓рдХреБрдиреА рд╕реЗрдХреНрд╕ рдХреА рдмрд╛рддреЗ рдХрд░ рд░рд╣реЗ рдереЗ рдФрд░ рддреБрдо рдпрд╣ рдкреНрд░
05:52рд╕реМрд░реА рдЖрд╢рд┐рдХрд░ рдореИрдВ рдмрд┐рд▓реНрдХреБрд▓реА рдмреВрд▓ рдЧрдИ рдереА рдХрд┐ рдЖрдЪ рд╕рдХреНрдХрд┐рдиреНрд╕реА рдкреНрд░рдлреЗрд╢рдирд▓реНрд╕ рдиреЗ рдЖрдирд╛ рд╣реИ
05:56рдкрд░ рдЖрдЪ рд▓рд╛рд╕реНрдЯ рдЕрдкреЙрдЗрдВрдореНрдЯ рдореЗрд░реЗ рд▓рд╛рд╕реНрдЯ рдЕрдкреЙрдЗрдВрдореНрдЯ рдореЗрд░реЗ
05:58рд╕реНрдХрд┐рдиреНрд╕реА рдХреНрдпрд╛ рд╣реИ рд╡реЗрд╕реЗ
06:00рдЕрдм рдореБрдЭреЗ рдмрд╛рд░ рдмрд╛рд░ рд╡рд╛рдХреНрд╖рд┐рдВрдЧ рдиреА рдХрд░рд╛рдиреА рдмрдбрд╝рддреА рдмрдбрд╝рддреА рдмрдбрд╝рддреА рдмрдбрд╝рддреА рд▓реЗрдЬрд░ рд╢реЗ рддреЗрд░ рдХреЛ рдЗрд╕рд╛ рдкреИрди рд╡реЗрди рдХреБрдЫ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдЕрдЧрд╛рддрд╛ рд╡рд┐рд▓реНрдХреБрд▓реА рдирд╣реАрдВ
06:09рдЗрдЯ рдпрд╣ рдЙрд╕реЗ рдЖрдИ-рд╕рдХреВрд▓ рдЬреЗрд▓ рдЯреЗрдХреНрдиреЛрд▓рдЬреА рддреЛ рдЗрд╕ рдкреНрд▓реЗрдЯрд▓реА рдкреИрд▓реЗрд╕
06:12рдФрд░ рдХрд╛рдВрдЯ рдпреВрд╕реА рдореЗрд░рд╛ 90% рд╣реИ рдЕрд░реНрдбрд╝рдХреНрд╢рди рдЕрд░реНрдбрд╝реА рдУрдЪреБрдХрд╛ рд╣реИ
06:16рд╣рдо рдЪрд▓ рдЪрд▓ рд╢реЛрдУ рдордд рдХрд░ рдЕрднреА рдЪрд▓ рдЬрд▓реНрджреА рдЖрдпрд╛рд░
06:21рдЕрд░реНрдбрд╝рд╛
06:40рд╢реЗрдЦрд░
06:41рд╣рд╛рдБ
06:43рдореИрдВ рд╕реЛрдЪреА рдереА рддреЗрд░реА рд╡реЛ рдПрдХреНрд╕ рдереА рдирд╛
06:46рдирд╣рд╛
06:47рдирд┐рдХрд┐рддрд╛ рдирд┐рдХрд┐рддрд╛ рд░реИрдЯ?
06:50рд╣рд╛рдБ рдирд┐рдВрдХрд┐рддрд╛ рд╣рд╛рдБ
06:53рддреЛ рддреБрдо рд▓реЛрдЧ рдЕрднреА рднреА рдЯрдЪреНрдЫ рдореЗрдВ рд╣реЛ рдХреНрдпрд╛?
07:05рдпрд╕ рдХреБрд▓реНрдЬреАрдд?
07:06рдпрд╕ рдХреБрд▓реНрдЬреАрдд?
07:07рдЪреЗрдк рдордд рд╣реЛ рдпрд╛рдБ
07:11рдХреБрд▓реНрдЬреАрдд
07:14рдпрд╛рд░ рд╡рд╣ рд╕рдЪреНрдЫреА рдореЗрдВ рд╢рд╛рд░реБрдХрд╛рди рдереЛрдбрд╝реА рд╣реИ
07:16рддреЛ рджрдВрдЧ рд╕реЗ рджреЗрдЧ рдЗрд╕рдХреА рдкреНрд░реЛрдлрд╛рд▓ рдкреЗ рд▓реАрдЪреЗ рдмрдВрдмреВ рд▓рд┐рдХрд╛ рд╣реБрдЖ рдпрд╛рдБ
07:21рдХреБрдЫ рдЗрддрдирд╛ рдирд╛рдЗрд╡ рдХреИрд╕реЗ рд╣реЛ рд╕рдХрддрд╛ рд╣реИ?
07:24рддреБрдо рдХреИрдирд╛ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рд░рд╣реЗ рд╣реЛ?
07:27рддреБрдо рдореБрдЭреЗ рджреЛрдХрд╛ рдХреЛ рджреЗрд░реА рд╣реИ
07:29рддреБ рдХреНрдпреЛрдВ рд╣реИ рдбрдВрдмрд▓ рдкреЗ рдпрд╛рд░?
07:30рдЬрдм рдореИрдВ рд╣реВрдБ рдереЗрд░реА рд▓рд╛рдЗрдл рдореЗрдВ
07:32рддреБрд░ рдХреЛ рджрдВрдмрд▓ рдкреЗ рдЬрд╛рди рдХреА рдХреНрдпрд╛ рд╕реБрд░реБрдд рдЕрдкреНрдЯрд╛рд╡реЗ
07:34рддреБ рдХреБрд▓реНрдЬреАрдд, рдЯреВ рдерд┐рдВрд╕
07:35рддреБ рдХреБрд▓реНрдбрд╡реЗ
07:36рдореИрдВ рджрдВрдмрд▓реНрдкреЗ рд╣реВрдБ, рд╡рд┐рдХрд┐рд╕рд╛ рдореЗрдВ рд░рд┐рд╕рд░рдЪрд┐рдВрдЧ рдлрд░ рдПрдХреНрд▓рд╛рдЗрдЯ
07:39рдФрд░ рд╕реЗрдХрдВрдж рджрд┐рдВрдЧ, рдЗрд╕ рдиреМрди рдЕрдл рдпреВрд░ рдмрд┐рд╕рдиреНрд╕, рд╕реЛ рдЧреЗрд░ рдЖрдЯ
07:46рдпрд░ рд╡рд╣реА рдореИрдВ рд╕реЛрдЪреВрдБ
07:48рддреЛ рджрдВрдмрд▓реНрдкреЗ рдХреЛрдИ рдФрд░ рдХреНрдпреЛрдВ рд░реВрдВрдбреЗрдЧреА?
07:50рд╡рди рдЖрдо рдпреВрд░ рдкреНрд░рд┐рд╕рд▓реЗрд╕ рдкреЙрд╕реЗрд╢рди?
07:55рдЬрд╛ рд░рд╣реЛ
07:57рд╡рд┐рд▓рд╛рдЗ, рд╕реА рдпреВ рд▓реЗрдЯрд░?
08:00рд▓рдВрдЪ рдХреЗ рддрд╛рдо рдкреЗ?
08:01рдХреБрд▓реНрд╖реА
08:01рдереЛрдбрд╝рд╛ рд╕рд╛ рд╡рд╛рдЯрд░ рдХреБрд▓рд░
08:03рд╕реЛрд░реА
08:06рд╡рдореНрднреВрдкреА, рд╢реЛрд▓реЗ рдмрдбреВрд░реЗ рджреЛ рдХрд░ рджреЗрдирд╛ рдЖрдЬ
08:17рдареАрдХ рд╣реИ рдФрд░ рдореИрдВ
08:19рддреБрдЭреЗ рд╕рдЪ рд╕рдЪ рдмрддрд╛рддрд╛ рд╣реВрдВ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рд╣реВрдБрдЖ рдмрдЯ
08:22рдкреНрд░реЛрдорд┐рд╕ рдореА
08:23рдпреВ
08:24рдпреВ
08:25рд░рд╣реЗрдВ рддреЛ
08:26рдпреВрд░ рдореА рдЖрдУ рдЯреВрд░реА рдЖрдУ рдмрд▓реНрд╡реА
08:28рдХреЛ рдЖрдУ рд╢реАрдХрд░, рдЖрдУ рдпреВ рдирд┐рд╕реНрдирд┐рдВрдЧ
08:45рдЖрдУ рдПрд░реЛ
08:46рд▓рд┐рдХрдд рд╡рд╛рдпрд╛ рддреБрдЪрд╛ рдХреЗ рд░реБрдИ рдХреЛ
08:48рд▓рд╡рд▓рдЯрд░
08:49рдЕрдм рдХрд░рдирд╛ рдХрд╣реЗ рд░реБрдлреЗрд╢рди рдХрд╛
08:51рдЕрдм рдХрд░рдирд╛ рдХрд╣ рд╣реИ рд░реБрдлреЗрд╢рди рдХрд╛?
08:53рдЕрд░реЗ рдмрддрд╛ рд╣рд╛рдирд╛ рдпрд╛рд░ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдХрд░рдирд╛ рд░реВрд░реА рд╕рд┐рдЪреЛрд╢рди рдХрд╛?
08:57рд╕реБрд╕реВ рдХреНрдпрд╛?
08:59рд╕реБрд╕реВ рдХрд░рдирд╛ рд╣реИ рдлрд┐рд▓рд╛рд▓
09:02рдЖ рд░рд╣рд╛ рд╣реВрдВ рдереЛрдбрд╝реА рджреЗрд░ рдореЗрдВ
09:12рдЬрд╛рдирд┐рдЯрд░, рд╣реЛрд▓ рдореИрдВ рдЯреНрд░рд┐рдВрдЧ
09:14рдЖрдк рдХреНрдпрд╛рдбрд╝рд╛ рд╣реВрдВ
09:17рдЫреЙрд░
09:21рд╡реЗрдЯ
09:23рдпреВ рдЖрд░ рдЕрд░ рдПрдХреНрд╕
09:27рдлреВрд░реНрдЪрдиреЗрдЯрд▓ рдпрд╕, рдЖрдо рдпрд░ рдПрдХреНрд╕
09:28рд╢рд┐рдХрд░
09:30рдЗрддреНрд╕ рдмреАрди рд░реЛрдЧ
09:32рд╡рд╣ рд╡рд╣ рд░реЛрдЧ
09:33рд╡рд╣ рд░реЛрдЧ
09:34рдпреВ
09:35рдпреВ рдЕрд░ рдЕрд░ рддреБрдо рдкрдХрдбрд╝рд╛рдЧреЗ рдЦреБрдЭреА рд╣реИ рдФрд░ рдЕрд░ рдЕрд░ рддреБрдо рдмреНрд░рд┐рдВрдЧ рдкрдХрдбрд╝рд╛рдЧреЗ рдЦреБрдЭреА рд╣реИ
09:39рдЗрд╕ рдЕрд░ рд╡рд╣ рдмрдбрд╝рд╛ рдЧрд░ рдХреИрд╕реЗ рдЬрд╛рдКрдБрдЧреА
09:41рдореЗрд░рд╛ рдШрд░ рдПрдХреНрдбрдо рдкрд╛рд╕ рдореЗрдВ рд╣реИ
09:43рдореИрдВ рдлрдЯ рд╕реЗ рдЬрд╛рддрд╛ рд╣реВрдБ рдПрдХреНрдбрдо рд╕реЗ рдЯреАрд╢рд┐рдЯ рд▓реЗ рдХреЗ рдЖрддрд╛ рд╣реВрдБ
09:45рдФрд░ рдпреВ рдПрдХреНрдбрдо рд╕реЗ рдЯреАрд╢рд┐рдЯ рд▓реЗ рдХреЗ рдЖрддрд╛ рд╣реВрдБ
09:47рдпреВрдБ рдЖрдП рдЬрд╛рддрд╛ рд╣реВрдБ
09:48рдЗрд╕ рд╡рд╣ рд▓реЗ рдЧреЛрдбрд╝рд╛рдЧреЗ я┐╜auravel рдирд┐рдП
09:49рдпрд╣ рдкalyst".
09:51Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. calm down. Calm down.
09:53I will take you home.
09:55Come home. Change.
09:57And then I will book you a cab. Then you can go home. Is that fine?
10:01. Yeah okay.
10:03Okay. Okay. Okay.
10:05direct.
10:06DC what's the guy you think?
10:13Now I know what you did with the Rui situation.
10:15Shut up. Shut up.
10:16рдЕрдкрд░ рдмрд╛рдзреЛ рдЦреБрд▓реАрдЯ
10:17рдХреЛрдИ
10:18рдкреНрд╡рд╛рдЗрдо
10:20рдЖрд░рд╛рдо рд╕реЗ рдЖрд░рд╛рдо рд╕реЗ
10:21рдЦреЛрдХрджрд╛рд░ рдпрд╛
10:23рд╣рдо
10:24рдШрд░реНрдЮрд╛рдБ
10:25рдЬрдм рдЕрдЬреБрдХреНрдбрд╛рд░реА рдЕрдЬрд╝рдХреЛ
10:26рдЬрдм рд░рдЦреЗрдВрдЧреЗ рд╡рд╛рд╢реНрд░реВрдо
10:28рдЕрд▓рд╡рдЯреНрдЯреАрд╢
10:29рдЬрдм рдЬрдм рдбреВрдВрдж
10:30рдЬрдм рдЕрдЬрд╝рдХреЛ
10:31рдкрд░ рд╡реНрдпреВрдЯ
10:32рдпреВрд░
10:33рдпреВрд░
10:34And then let me guess what happened.
10:36After that, there came a spaceship
10:38with a new one who came out of a new one
10:40who said that he had to drink the water.
10:46Rohi...
10:48Rohi, I'm sorry Rohi.
10:50Sorry, you can't just walk out of the conversation.
10:58I'm sorry, man.
10:59What do you say to me, Shikhar?
11:04To laugh and to laugh.
11:05Where do you say to me? I'm gonna tell you all the truth.
11:08Please, if you're saying the truth,
11:10you call me the same time
11:12and tell me that you're at your house
11:13and you're wearing your t-shirt.
11:15You don't wait until a week.
11:18Don't tell me all the truth.
11:21And frankly, for a copywriter,
11:22you tell pretty shitty stories.
11:25Please tell me what actually happened.
11:27Tell me the truth.
11:29What can I tell you?
11:30I don't know about it.
11:31I'll talk with Kuljit.
11:33I'm going to call with Kuljit.
11:34You know what?
11:34That's actually not a bad idea.
11:36Yeah, I'm calling him.
11:37No, stop. I'm calling him.
11:43Haru.
11:59I'm calling him.
12:00I'm calling him.
12:01What?
12:02Oh, you club club.
12:04Yes.
12:05Ruhi.
12:06Shikhar.
12:07In the club.
12:09With his ex.
12:11No, man. He loves you.
12:14I mean, I tried convincing him.
12:18But this guy?
12:19He won't budge.
12:21Won't budge at all.
12:23I'm calling him.
12:24I'm calling him.
12:25Enough, Shikhar.
12:26How much will you say to me?
12:27How much will you say to me?
12:28We'll do a job.
12:29We'll meet later.
12:30When you're ready for the truth.
12:31And you're ready for the truth.
12:32And you won't give me the presentation.
12:33You won't give me the presentation.
12:34Right?
12:35So, don't come here.
12:36Kuljit.
12:37If you're ready for the truth.
12:38And you won't give me the presentation.
12:39Right?
12:40So, don't come here.
12:42Kuljit.
12:43The first or the second.
12:44No one is good.
12:46If the relationship is damaged here,
12:48then what will we do in the perfect house?
12:50I was only stupid enough to think that we're ready to move in together.
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